Tuesday, August 30, 2011


You guys! Beyoncé has something important to say!


As a person who loves babies and children and feels excited about about celebrities producing offspring, this is great news. I am similarly happy that Jennifer Garner is knocked up again because for whatever reason she and B'Affleck have the cutest kids!

Violet Affleck. Cutest child born of someone other than my friends and family members.

Also, Tina Fey! New baby! Could the new baby possibly be as fiercely carefree as Alice?!

I am going to skip the hell out of this sidewalk! I am awesome!

True story: when Bey and Jay-Z got married, my mom gossiped to me and my sister, "Did you hear that Beyoncé and Jazzy got married?" At first we thought that perhaps she confused Shawn Carter with DJ Jazzy Jeff, but no. She was just confused about how to pronounce Jay-Z. We had a good laugh. BUT! Joke's on us! I was just looking at Jay-Z's wikipedia page where it says:

In his neighborhood, Carter was known as "Jazzy", a nickname that eventually developed into his showbiz/stage name, "Jay-Z".

Goddamn it, Mom. Now we can't tell this story anymore!

1 comment:

  1. WAIT. No discussion of her fierce tux from the VMAs? It was AMAZING. When Bruno Mars came out similarly dressed, I was hoping Beyonce was going to join him on stage for a Motown medley. More fierce women in fierce lady tuxes, please.