tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67553437953331427702024-03-13T10:04:04.301-04:00Way Too Shaytouche....waaaaay too shay.Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.comBlogger512125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-70900051162313703512023-10-31T11:55:00.000-04:002023-10-31T11:55:51.993-04:00Sexy __________ Halloween Costume Roundup 2023!<p><span style="font-size: large;">It's the most wonderful time of the year! Here we gather once again to look at the latest and greatest sexy __________ Halloween costumes. Before we dive into yet another crop of crop tops and yeast infections waiting to happen, let's all take a moment of silence as we remember the true reason for the season:</span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4K5FGuwNG2GHn9jVZCkttaZlodn4RpRkX8OZZDSaYokfl5Y3Wu5wowV0P2lWmxGyL9kOQ7Bd8aYkVEPmxEvsqkiDr1WBfyTPSQIrCodezaqkfKlMnf1u-Osgh2DQ3n4fiWHpYsVvK3HPDw4CpkxZeH733dXL75qT7-xsJ6Eyu_6es7J4p9ZjRV8KFbjU/s276/david%20s%20pumpkins.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="183" data-original-width="276" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4K5FGuwNG2GHn9jVZCkttaZlodn4RpRkX8OZZDSaYokfl5Y3Wu5wowV0P2lWmxGyL9kOQ7Bd8aYkVEPmxEvsqkiDr1WBfyTPSQIrCodezaqkfKlMnf1u-Osgh2DQ3n4fiWHpYsVvK3HPDw4CpkxZeH733dXL75qT7-xsJ6Eyu_6es7J4p9ZjRV8KFbjU/w400-h265/david%20s%20pumpkins.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><p><span style="font-size: large;">Any questions? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/detectives-desire-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Sherlock Holmes!</span></a></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRoQXNuMKeWTOwRBjl8PDVwidFDbaxJBJGdzwkExIsB5FQy5Xx0RcTmKSBaU99Lsx1HsmYmSvTLjEpjUWH-_HxNEY0BKorJIL2zYYMt1M40L6Oe920o4EpboPnAJUwhv2MTjstvkVmaERndmDGJg7zMDlhsfI-UbLVOxZPaHctplYJBWgoMI8ecNXgo-o/s1170/sherlock.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRoQXNuMKeWTOwRBjl8PDVwidFDbaxJBJGdzwkExIsB5FQy5Xx0RcTmKSBaU99Lsx1HsmYmSvTLjEpjUWH-_HxNEY0BKorJIL2zYYMt1M40L6Oe920o4EpboPnAJUwhv2MTjstvkVmaERndmDGJg7zMDlhsfI-UbLVOxZPaHctplYJBWgoMI8ecNXgo-o/w356-h640/sherlock.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">About 15 years ago I saw a Sexy Sherlock in the wild and it was one of the greatest moments of my life. I love the update on this, going with a slightly longer vest and hounds tooth panties ... with a see-through tinted capelet, mais oui. A tinted capelet, for when you want that shady car driving around the neighborhood feeling for your shoulders.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/star-mvp-football-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Dallas Cowboys Player!</span></a></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCMV1-hPUcI5gKUxrETJucJxnPM0iHTu_B5UvbrE6PzmPlqnZkkL4Nj80S2DqffPxub5HEGPfFneyRKZdv22_ohW7BU5Za-X1IcLvfuEkIa0AHBPsFmQgaJTZkUz3q1slX7CNMMAUlYzQQnBsRUVR5iAK7qOv7-hvxlUteyjjqDHtsUiEHUexsqbBThGg/s1170/football.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCMV1-hPUcI5gKUxrETJucJxnPM0iHTu_B5UvbrE6PzmPlqnZkkL4Nj80S2DqffPxub5HEGPfFneyRKZdv22_ohW7BU5Za-X1IcLvfuEkIa0AHBPsFmQgaJTZkUz3q1slX7CNMMAUlYzQQnBsRUVR5iAK7qOv7-hvxlUteyjjqDHtsUiEHUexsqbBThGg/w356-h640/football.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I can speak for all of Philadelphia when I say I wholly reject this. Go Birds, Dallas sucks, 7-1 baybee, this is our year. </span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/such-a-nightmare-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Freddy Krueger!</span></a></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGldZbTKN3dU1LyDXha3bIWdvQS22FspF1mx7nf-upBdpXJSQqVD1r4JtHykcv7uTZwjZQPK4jSN7P8sxzCLAXRMkTwCj6B4fR-PU9tpTK_TTiZNZMd1HE6gCxlkL4yYF-rw3ER82E79uuNd856sc5KILLZow2yr0vxv4GnVbnHx4-6i-dEU6FSXt51_Q/s1170/freddy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGldZbTKN3dU1LyDXha3bIWdvQS22FspF1mx7nf-upBdpXJSQqVD1r4JtHykcv7uTZwjZQPK4jSN7P8sxzCLAXRMkTwCj6B4fR-PU9tpTK_TTiZNZMd1HE6gCxlkL4yYF-rw3ER82E79uuNd856sc5KILLZow2yr0vxv4GnVbnHx4-6i-dEU6FSXt51_Q/w356-h640/freddy.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This is just Freddy Krueger without pants. I am not mad at it, I'm just saying that the Sexy ___ options get a lot easier if you just take a normal costume and delete pants.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.yandy.com/its-a-me-plumber-costume">Sexy Mario</a> <a href="https://www.yandy.com/level-up-plumber-costume">and Sexy Luigi!</a></span></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLjBm3qdNWwW6OBxEo1aJE4CiyROQtIrnXYXm16Z-o5_JBNK3blzknnbWsB0WcR23UI6dkfheq8TfhuqY89stYXOiDtaOJ2Lg9cki-PwPcOsHw2W2JuPA-u72GecPeo8NaxlQKZI5y7UiHuDgv2Ov0ZUhMHv3lKE32nb0YlIXQhHpMPVIhYkj76xQ-7ng/s1170/mario.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLjBm3qdNWwW6OBxEo1aJE4CiyROQtIrnXYXm16Z-o5_JBNK3blzknnbWsB0WcR23UI6dkfheq8TfhuqY89stYXOiDtaOJ2Lg9cki-PwPcOsHw2W2JuPA-u72GecPeo8NaxlQKZI5y7UiHuDgv2Ov0ZUhMHv3lKE32nb0YlIXQhHpMPVIhYkj76xQ-7ng/w223-h400/mario.jpg" width="223" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil12hpTIRKH_9JrIIzJ2WigJF8IMY3Nc_gkVB84mXo5EcG_rAQwPEv0hOVaRaZ0ecOY2h28IujKJjmEH4Tec0thzX5Ms7ye7bYoLX4czmFUmkwGxKDWReNDwhqRYJLOH9xM3h4AkjvCX9DYXbILSV3_MNG8rpi8v9PdXc3NF3F5SbSWQBs-ZlQNenUTkk/s1170/luigi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil12hpTIRKH_9JrIIzJ2WigJF8IMY3Nc_gkVB84mXo5EcG_rAQwPEv0hOVaRaZ0ecOY2h28IujKJjmEH4Tec0thzX5Ms7ye7bYoLX4czmFUmkwGxKDWReNDwhqRYJLOH9xM3h4AkjvCX9DYXbILSV3_MNG8rpi8v9PdXc3NF3F5SbSWQBs-ZlQNenUTkk/w223-h400/luigi.jpg" width="223" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">I feel that we have perhaps seen these before, but they are back back back again with fuzzy hats and (checks notes) mesh turtleneck sleeves. </span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/sexy-cammy-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Cammy from Street Fighter!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUxYLD-pFuQe5wCk9POyJDSLdqB0giFbkO6u7wKXeDBaLDCPVP-sRIHd-aELUQD8W3llJmaGpUX9IoOCz9DILOsNuwvv5uqd2NaMrnV8hQj5INyLe8vhYLq9WGlFxG91z4FV-4S5xLIDaJ764c17jyeeP-PKW4BuH1pDOuJ9pMlBOf4p4ggdn1sNtxTsc/s1170/cammy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUxYLD-pFuQe5wCk9POyJDSLdqB0giFbkO6u7wKXeDBaLDCPVP-sRIHd-aELUQD8W3llJmaGpUX9IoOCz9DILOsNuwvv5uqd2NaMrnV8hQj5INyLe8vhYLq9WGlFxG91z4FV-4S5xLIDaJ764c17jyeeP-PKW4BuH1pDOuJ9pMlBOf4p4ggdn1sNtxTsc/w356-h640/cammy.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Literally just a Cammy costume. I had to include it in the roundup but it really doesn't feel like a big stretch for Yandy.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/its-a-wrap-costume">Sexy Mummy!</a></b><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsSg_4ErUpOIO_v7gIsuYqY7KFoVfiWXjdHwTBV0OPG_9pGs6Wdl_i8JXctZJLpY40BKplMwi-WJAUSGqUq0yED5WP6ueqslYyW8q1CPTIDN-lmSYIsSMnTYUCH45N_4Zv8b1JBBeBPNTHQDPer8Er8KIFx5UuHnCo5ycGD-qpNlrt00eWgY7P8mOpX0s/s1170/mummy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsSg_4ErUpOIO_v7gIsuYqY7KFoVfiWXjdHwTBV0OPG_9pGs6Wdl_i8JXctZJLpY40BKplMwi-WJAUSGqUq0yED5WP6ueqslYyW8q1CPTIDN-lmSYIsSMnTYUCH45N_4Zv8b1JBBeBPNTHQDPer8Er8KIFx5UuHnCo5ycGD-qpNlrt00eWgY7P8mOpX0s/w356-h640/mummy.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Sure.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/bomb-cherry-cheerleader-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Cheerleader!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1OsylpKDbu_gDhjSU2hEg7xbNMFTPC2I_TfxjcmJ0TSLVaWOhUpdZ1wHdZ2-ikADlxei0wHtC4aARB7gj1JhyUfwq-_dPyvvc_iAClcAIvf0cBbAw14op-P3gM9D3Ufcq6UQ26ikV8ng6lKD1xmyoRLkGWuRcqDZ9v1orC70QUHi5YkOf-X_RZMndp1E/s1170/cheerleader.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1OsylpKDbu_gDhjSU2hEg7xbNMFTPC2I_TfxjcmJ0TSLVaWOhUpdZ1wHdZ2-ikADlxei0wHtC4aARB7gj1JhyUfwq-_dPyvvc_iAClcAIvf0cBbAw14op-P3gM9D3Ufcq6UQ26ikV8ng6lKD1xmyoRLkGWuRcqDZ9v1orC70QUHi5YkOf-X_RZMndp1E/w356-h640/cheerleader.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Congratulations to Yandy for finding new ways to showcase underboob. I am truly impressed.<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/peace-and-love-hippie-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Hippie!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6AFWFi5pLORluFjrO-nF1rezBIcVBJ1y1HFt5Zqeu8O9b0kb6SL8y7lMtFssKQoGRrh3Sov5h9pHOVqBDhaNjvJE6zHU_AGrO5l1pN6_0vsTTY-Aw70ret7SLhyO2CZVR57zjleBoH7llpfI91x7ROgxTWEE1HPCBumGmh6kFnVU2-yanm3Inn0PBlok/s1170/hippie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6AFWFi5pLORluFjrO-nF1rezBIcVBJ1y1HFt5Zqeu8O9b0kb6SL8y7lMtFssKQoGRrh3Sov5h9pHOVqBDhaNjvJE6zHU_AGrO5l1pN6_0vsTTY-Aw70ret7SLhyO2CZVR57zjleBoH7llpfI91x7ROgxTWEE1HPCBumGmh6kFnVU2-yanm3Inn0PBlok/w356-h640/hippie.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Love the psychedelic pubic hair situation peeking out of the jeans thong.<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.yandy.com/size-me-up-fast-food-costume">Sexy Ronald McDonald</a> <a href="https://www.yandy.com/sexy-burger-bandit-costume">and Sexy Hamburglar!</a></span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm4fN7BJlQ0zw42t-kKKSXPQa7SxaLbImViDXU7CJHcyWYocxExDWRKZ8J0ve8gX0Es1rmTUgd6uPhSAbtKg-9wIkfgfBkXu4ZSRtf_y8MKuntql50xca0IuOH8_mzhyzJ0wAdA6ZAxg9Lv82h86oxA5pfMBEYV8XA3AtzRr9eq67X-hUAvmtib74vcIY/s585/ronald%20mcdonald.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="585" data-original-width="325" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm4fN7BJlQ0zw42t-kKKSXPQa7SxaLbImViDXU7CJHcyWYocxExDWRKZ8J0ve8gX0Es1rmTUgd6uPhSAbtKg-9wIkfgfBkXu4ZSRtf_y8MKuntql50xca0IuOH8_mzhyzJ0wAdA6ZAxg9Lv82h86oxA5pfMBEYV8XA3AtzRr9eq67X-hUAvmtib74vcIY/w223-h400/ronald%20mcdonald.jpg" width="223" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh44knASM2SvUsCw8xqv6rRgS6ee4WPEK1NTe3JMMbAcskel8xzRU9jf0_2XwC8GZcrUR-SrSZ37T14eZj93SZn4I6SVQ5uAtpccHd9XU14b6KpyaZIlYcM0YYWAP00J0UQ1IF5goVlY04RDa5l2x7H8Md8ovQbgoS5lChaOux0SOJNXMf7XWUFVnuMm7M/s585/hamburgler.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="585" data-original-width="325" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh44knASM2SvUsCw8xqv6rRgS6ee4WPEK1NTe3JMMbAcskel8xzRU9jf0_2XwC8GZcrUR-SrSZ37T14eZj93SZn4I6SVQ5uAtpccHd9XU14b6KpyaZIlYcM0YYWAP00J0UQ1IF5goVlY04RDa5l2x7H8Md8ovQbgoS5lChaOux0SOJNXMf7XWUFVnuMm7M/w223-h400/hamburgler.jpg" width="223" /></a><br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">As much as I love when Yandy gives you just the top of a shirt and sleeves, the comically large burger tie is really the hero of this couple's costume.<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/pop-princess-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Hit Me Baby One More Time Era Britney!</span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicQP8FjSI8c-SW2nq9-aabalPdePakoWtfvsixhL7egHZ7dn7haIh38jOjiCFlklBhf8vOY-g3NxBuAfIvsYWExwO7UK4STumnM62DswSn5KII7_laybSC6v8hg0EUllWNjtFWpKVv5UN1TMzg9QGrcWBsiHKk4yFKpoqzkiocckwcTYdQPtmv4WIS-FQ/s1170/britney.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicQP8FjSI8c-SW2nq9-aabalPdePakoWtfvsixhL7egHZ7dn7haIh38jOjiCFlklBhf8vOY-g3NxBuAfIvsYWExwO7UK4STumnM62DswSn5KII7_laybSC6v8hg0EUllWNjtFWpKVv5UN1TMzg9QGrcWBsiHKk4yFKpoqzkiocckwcTYdQPtmv4WIS-FQ/w356-h640/britney.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Oh yeah. Fo’ shiz. Fo’ shiz.</span><span style="font-size: x-small;"> (If you don't know... well... <a href="https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1716814305272950857">go here</a>.)</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/dungeon-mistress-costume-79"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy D&D Girl!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbVDG1z3bKsh3Sim3Jov0IGwjMHc-GXQ5tHOtF8UvfuBnJo1izkNV5IP-SgpYFR8V5FPfRnMFSTkT80R_GY5PWNuMHKem9JuqZ56gxBSr_LEIATJVmk-cfYHxrhBuIMNxERv0sfLKSYV5n1nOQpXsbtpTi8gsmMb84vJc389g4rg1jkNZbYKHQX6cdI2U/s1170/dnd%20girl.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbVDG1z3bKsh3Sim3Jov0IGwjMHc-GXQ5tHOtF8UvfuBnJo1izkNV5IP-SgpYFR8V5FPfRnMFSTkT80R_GY5PWNuMHKem9JuqZ56gxBSr_LEIATJVmk-cfYHxrhBuIMNxERv0sfLKSYV5n1nOQpXsbtpTi8gsmMb84vJc389g4rg1jkNZbYKHQX6cdI2U/w356-h640/dnd%20girl.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />But wait! There's more....</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/mens-viking-hunk-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy D&D Guy!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE7xlWcpJv1qPInJzlfMXEQsB5ap6T_EbAPPslCa7M6TBevob7OcR9_nRifyKfdNKaA7UW0VL7sBYpkyf-sPkcBEAjqFC7-mGrUitH_xRN4v3vP0yQRIsuISm_L0AY7uIqge495Dku7rLuipj_tJEyb3lQ2EC4YmDlGhL2NczErOD4NMbcDzfQN5qGsG4/s1170/dude%20dnd%202.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE7xlWcpJv1qPInJzlfMXEQsB5ap6T_EbAPPslCa7M6TBevob7OcR9_nRifyKfdNKaA7UW0VL7sBYpkyf-sPkcBEAjqFC7-mGrUitH_xRN4v3vP0yQRIsuISm_L0AY7uIqge495Dku7rLuipj_tJEyb3lQ2EC4YmDlGhL2NczErOD4NMbcDzfQN5qGsG4/w356-h640/dude%20dnd%202.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This is the only Sexy Dude entry I have for this year's roundup but WHAT A SHOWING. The "chain mail" on the shorts! The furry cuffs! <br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/cruel-intentions-diva-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Cruella!</span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjedrIGhStshOf-rnoaoVmKu3xKrIZwbuik4R6nF_zQ8VSZAGvkV1QEUvRcP4i5sydi0459ZjikHwVfkBQmDdYXKstyNhVCB0fFTwbAYfM7lTt7f0xiImfpWrxdlmY3ah_UqH5tjLixKt72rvS_vHtFODIPSUVLMe2jSNRYgDkFUIvp0ijr6fYRW4GKunA/s1170/cruella.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjedrIGhStshOf-rnoaoVmKu3xKrIZwbuik4R6nF_zQ8VSZAGvkV1QEUvRcP4i5sydi0459ZjikHwVfkBQmDdYXKstyNhVCB0fFTwbAYfM7lTt7f0xiImfpWrxdlmY3ah_UqH5tjLixKt72rvS_vHtFODIPSUVLMe2jSNRYgDkFUIvp0ijr6fYRW4GKunA/w356-h640/cruella.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Another year, another Sexy Cruella costume. I like this one because it has almost nothing to do with Cruella DeVil, a true hallmark of the Sexy ___ Halloween tradition.<br /></span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.yandy.com/fav-flavor-spokesmodel-costume">Sexy </a><a href="https://www.yandy.com/delicious-spokesmodel-costume">Fanta </a><a href="https://www.yandy.com/bubbly-spokesmodel-costume">Girls</a><a href="https://www.yandy.com/tasty-spokesmodel-costume">!</a></span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg_wySOw314FlXaF1M432pTGCDmAvqrwhRmWcvOvnhzljGm8o74IdK6Ns4VrA5UZAg41Mg7bJAnkYBW66y_x1IFcVK5dyFl_Nq1KkO3y6g-cOQU2-Gs2wDEh7Rg8F3yD6FZ4G5bcRT6WfEPeqnO2awjWO0f3meNrGPhXWy02qvwAK4AocXiA8_uqkKiwU/s1170/fanta%20red.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg_wySOw314FlXaF1M432pTGCDmAvqrwhRmWcvOvnhzljGm8o74IdK6Ns4VrA5UZAg41Mg7bJAnkYBW66y_x1IFcVK5dyFl_Nq1KkO3y6g-cOQU2-Gs2wDEh7Rg8F3yD6FZ4G5bcRT6WfEPeqnO2awjWO0f3meNrGPhXWy02qvwAK4AocXiA8_uqkKiwU/w223-h400/fanta%20red.jpg" width="223" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzCuxxnBQlzeu_ySrBmb7xe4ZmdDVTJ_jnKvcu9hak2okIxDKKlkPS2CvCIzrLyrIMuepCwb3gwzBwepmdY8pWr6CDh_XZh5tloZ4pQJZQZRfheM1iu-s_niZU3BjmbiXToJfiHkzpHLSwcMKBX8645KfP4qHyJQlW9Tdf_2simE-uL5moYGezjLdOK8g/s1170/fanta%20yellow.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzCuxxnBQlzeu_ySrBmb7xe4ZmdDVTJ_jnKvcu9hak2okIxDKKlkPS2CvCIzrLyrIMuepCwb3gwzBwepmdY8pWr6CDh_XZh5tloZ4pQJZQZRfheM1iu-s_niZU3BjmbiXToJfiHkzpHLSwcMKBX8645KfP4qHyJQlW9Tdf_2simE-uL5moYGezjLdOK8g/w223-h400/fanta%20yellow.jpg" width="223" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT_HRKzJaICxepoyFvKTpgN1-rNwWY6nqqBfvSYHHl8PyTg1FGJB-jdPJQUChg2r6Kz7FQsuv5NkgMssnaeDhBC_BBKp5wC-xxJ8hWsPlVNfnit4LZ9Y_dxJfx166Bkpdz7rYmZZvZCA6KcEWV1OCkhDyURgda2tHY-q4crE_rrlWIc__99EQrKjY3avQ/s1170/fanta%20yellow%20for%20real.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT_HRKzJaICxepoyFvKTpgN1-rNwWY6nqqBfvSYHHl8PyTg1FGJB-jdPJQUChg2r6Kz7FQsuv5NkgMssnaeDhBC_BBKp5wC-xxJ8hWsPlVNfnit4LZ9Y_dxJfx166Bkpdz7rYmZZvZCA6KcEWV1OCkhDyURgda2tHY-q4crE_rrlWIc__99EQrKjY3avQ/w223-h400/fanta%20yellow%20for%20real.jpg" width="223" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2Rr_oCzrnSPDptb6CYS_z3GZGLKkDX7O06-Ro1by6HgYqFcPYUgDrOeE5nW4F1rG4P1ZnJYpJi4F7-wINna8axf6101J1PaJXHwu14iPCaFQ7OoJsuf0ZfsKaYPNryNYIu3tiwS42o9F6xLJyGuLI7vzPvfXM4nTGRK3C33jJXT4Ri3yWgGYjPWukTCY/s1170/fanta%20purple.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2Rr_oCzrnSPDptb6CYS_z3GZGLKkDX7O06-Ro1by6HgYqFcPYUgDrOeE5nW4F1rG4P1ZnJYpJi4F7-wINna8axf6101J1PaJXHwu14iPCaFQ7OoJsuf0ZfsKaYPNryNYIu3tiwS42o9F6xLJyGuLI7vzPvfXM4nTGRK3C33jJXT4Ri3yWgGYjPWukTCY/w223-h400/fanta%20purple.jpg" width="223" /></a></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I did not expect this group costume to burst onto the scene in this, the year of our lord Regina King 2023. And yet, here we are. Wanta Fanta, don'tcha wanta?!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/sea-me-mermaid-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Little Mermaid!</span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhQlVkJyOy4MR6vEBRLVGEJUbzy1ot_4MH_81T257O496WDS1-25jUbqQ3L4gi7pyJxD_MnPM-ZheeTH1vmtTMCyLyBiaJmcXJjMbjXrCOGuHEDnOiBQ4ByeltR_MMRQ5OZcz_zTB9D16k-9wtH9ws4hx7zdk5U4VGXxQkDdKncVNPK1TQF24T2VVpKI4/s1170/little%20mermaid.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhQlVkJyOy4MR6vEBRLVGEJUbzy1ot_4MH_81T257O496WDS1-25jUbqQ3L4gi7pyJxD_MnPM-ZheeTH1vmtTMCyLyBiaJmcXJjMbjXrCOGuHEDnOiBQ4ByeltR_MMRQ5OZcz_zTB9D16k-9wtH9ws4hx7zdk5U4VGXxQkDdKncVNPK1TQF24T2VVpKI4/w356-h640/little%20mermaid.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Unsurprisingly, there are a LOT of Sexy Little Mermaid options this year, so I chose the one that is the most unhinged. You know what I never knew I needed in my life until this moment? SEE THROUGH MERMAID PANTS BABY! You know why? Because legs are required for jumpin, dancing... walking around on those - what's that word again? Oh. Lucite platform heels.</span></div></div></div></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/let-them-eat-cake-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Marie Antoinette!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJFtESYU25O70H6nPShcz_qE7dbMhZRPzwhDOLw2K70yaMaYPVtGQAksB4tDw-UeJYBat1MUHMgJcUbNdl_FOkBREe5NqTqxNW9W-yCm7Wirqd0bzqfXhvuPuwJJwxfEzI89LNaUHzwgoYXKMWL50mfr0q1vBgDwT-A01hMqhWBSayAgxO-GVaKrm2cBE/s1170/marie%20antoinette.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJFtESYU25O70H6nPShcz_qE7dbMhZRPzwhDOLw2K70yaMaYPVtGQAksB4tDw-UeJYBat1MUHMgJcUbNdl_FOkBREe5NqTqxNW9W-yCm7Wirqd0bzqfXhvuPuwJJwxfEzI89LNaUHzwgoYXKMWL50mfr0q1vBgDwT-A01hMqhWBSayAgxO-GVaKrm2cBE/w356-h640/marie%20antoinette.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Now, see, THIS is the kind of creative dirtbag thinking I'm expecting from Yandy. The decision to go Rococo with a crotch window is art to me. Thank you, Yandy, for another year of fun.</span></div></div></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-90641676667492275072023-06-12T16:45:00.004-04:002023-06-12T16:49:10.013-04:002023 Tony Awards Red Carpet Rundown: The Amazing<p><span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, I simply had to pop back out of WTS retirement to cover the Tony Awards red carpet.... welllllll part of it anyway. Because I don't actually care that Lupita wore that stunning breast plate (actually really do care) nor that Groban bedazzled his jacket nor that Michelle Williams is still trotting out that same old silhouette nor that La Chastain wore a big ole cape (actually really do care) nor that Ariana DeBose <i>did the thing</i> - no! I only care about one thing... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">All around excellent human James Ijames looked gorgeous. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><u><span style="font-size: large;">The <strike>Good </strike>Amazing</span></u></b></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;">James Ijames!</span></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNki_6nLHuRGZzGcH_f8ARqcWRgY07aax353p2s3drMadLaKwwRKKWgxI3Gp41rilzKjHFESL8hQ-t46J1c9b53xuFdpR_BJJ_wKPmW_y0AECGYg9aO2_R5qfm0ac6Qtcvyn0aPV5SY1UHeSYRqZNsR5lGdgw2-GXPPGszhdOrVgtCMLD544fNRX_h/s480/james%20ijames.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="320" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNki_6nLHuRGZzGcH_f8ARqcWRgY07aax353p2s3drMadLaKwwRKKWgxI3Gp41rilzKjHFESL8hQ-t46J1c9b53xuFdpR_BJJ_wKPmW_y0AECGYg9aO2_R5qfm0ac6Qtcvyn0aPV5SY1UHeSYRqZNsR5lGdgw2-GXPPGszhdOrVgtCMLD544fNRX_h/w426-h640/james%20ijames.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Speaking on behalf of Philadelphia, we already knew - but it's nice for the rest of the world to catch up. Love this tux, dig the shoes, the bowtie is absolutely correct. James deserves the adoration of the world, in my opinion... and maybe a really nice vacation after all this.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p>Okay, back to retirement now.</p>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-81397529779250789332023-05-05T13:25:00.000-04:002023-05-05T13:25:31.041-04:002023 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The WTF!<p><span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, as with all Met Galas, the WTF is a generous pile of wonder. These WTF looks generally fall into three categories: <br /></span></p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li><span style="font-size: large;">how are you wearing that and not revealing your nipples and/or genitals</span></li><li><span style="font-size: large;">OMG that is amazing</span></li><li><span style="font-size: large;">my brain is unable to comprehend what is happening</span></li></ul><div><span style="font-size: large;">But this year there is also a secret <i>cat</i>egory... what could it be? Let's go in order, shall we? </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><u>How Are You Wearing That and Not Revealing Your Nipples and/or Genitals?!</u></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><u><br /></u></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Rita Ora!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBewymItmdbWTIuPQpTAahVmysMc4kkBR1oQ6uDaWj-67UHdwIBS3PNWITgyXROT4_Hr0TvF7nEiMziq0hADlH132Rb-hkVDG3OXdS0Sb_gWc2ju3pslRqpEcjw0WHR_TyaOF_dce349kNXWhj5XazUuJ1MFheBq_iJEODPKKoLF3ccMYzT-wv71I1/s1280/rita%20ora.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="853" data-original-width="1280" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBewymItmdbWTIuPQpTAahVmysMc4kkBR1oQ6uDaWj-67UHdwIBS3PNWITgyXROT4_Hr0TvF7nEiMziq0hADlH132Rb-hkVDG3OXdS0Sb_gWc2ju3pslRqpEcjw0WHR_TyaOF_dce349kNXWhj5XazUuJ1MFheBq_iJEODPKKoLF3ccMYzT-wv71I1/w640-h426/rita%20ora.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Okay first of all, I cannot imagine a world where there is enough double stick tape to make me confident that the entirety of the Met Gala would not suddenly become my gynecologist while walking. But this is the over the top sheer draping I was talking about with Gigi Hadid yesterday. Yes give me TWO trains, elaborate appliques, more drama. And, yes, more danger too.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Rachel Brosnahan!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9CFE6as-oQ3RAlDEjA1lz2qJqWvikOYG2qC--8dWpHTY7A2AdRimbaQZOIn7rOXytJ5j3ruQiJmE3nRuq-85p9y4P9jXO0Em29ppJYofzV0CGk54ikHsbxRze3x-4xkUPiK3shtNWnnSaCYDZZOzHON7xUWMbyb8LTZ-tVq-rrf6DBuvVjyT89y8p/s1553/rachel%20brosnahan.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1553" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9CFE6as-oQ3RAlDEjA1lz2qJqWvikOYG2qC--8dWpHTY7A2AdRimbaQZOIn7rOXytJ5j3ruQiJmE3nRuq-85p9y4P9jXO0Em29ppJYofzV0CGk54ikHsbxRze3x-4xkUPiK3shtNWnnSaCYDZZOzHON7xUWMbyb8LTZ-tVq-rrf6DBuvVjyT89y8p/w426-h640/rachel%20brosnahan.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Twist around too fast to see Gisele flapping behind you and it's nips o'clock! Also, I hope she had at least bandaids because I can only imagine the chaffing. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Michaela Coel!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBK26T1khx2yv4aibm8nX9JUlehJtpslHGeO29GXGvvwXnyBoYpx0ZzzO0J7Lpg5dEFmb1Vdb55ao1NeqiwyQBXNHWP5cS63plW7i4wdS1lQwDPmjgafPJA5TtUtZ_RmIO_QZgn7AO4sVpdMBCDQk43UzfCEIJzTXuls0rqsRWkgqZhexHAnbSlOoi/s1470/michaela%20coel.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1470" data-original-width="980" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBK26T1khx2yv4aibm8nX9JUlehJtpslHGeO29GXGvvwXnyBoYpx0ZzzO0J7Lpg5dEFmb1Vdb55ao1NeqiwyQBXNHWP5cS63plW7i4wdS1lQwDPmjgafPJA5TtUtZ_RmIO_QZgn7AO4sVpdMBCDQk43UzfCEIJzTXuls0rqsRWkgqZhexHAnbSlOoi/w426-h640/michaela%20coel.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>How would one walk in such an amazing creation without also revealing the entirety of one's bathing suit areas?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pedro Pascal!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQtrPWUaPnP3xHHsG5IWawbo_ddE1PX0FHMSVTxR3OW7j0u71fVhjSZzepSeKhUI1F_bJ6Ze-zJLppt4VRjuo3JETeFm3RepyotD-Qd3-z_Gn5w2TVo4pCXRbF7Ubc76N4Mpu9EmigYkaHS2mooa3kOcaFWkvge1uHhL2MgpUNMHEZyzAygw5DMQpQ/s1834/pedro%20pascal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1834" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQtrPWUaPnP3xHHsG5IWawbo_ddE1PX0FHMSVTxR3OW7j0u71fVhjSZzepSeKhUI1F_bJ6Ze-zJLppt4VRjuo3JETeFm3RepyotD-Qd3-z_Gn5w2TVo4pCXRbF7Ubc76N4Mpu9EmigYkaHS2mooa3kOcaFWkvge1uHhL2MgpUNMHEZyzAygw5DMQpQ/w446-h640/pedro%20pascal.jpg" width="446" /></a></div>His ENTIRE KNEES are showing on the red carpet! Escandalo! </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><u><b><span style="font-size: large;">OMG That Is Amazing</span></b></u></div><p></p><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Janelle Monae!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfleKx_G-iLH7CQFbClNemihV3mswiBiEXWxxCV2ZuIYjr7B7CFyNrTlxYkEajnPb8JjUa-t0fWpiUWE0sZ6Z_7_EmjyuseXaMWtVohWoG6qVxJsbnKYN7v6JHw82hB6FClOJG0dWL2iuHuinXD6rSl9FhlKnrwRYdr02PcObCusRAAS45px4Y6kd8/s1035/janelle%20monae%201.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="767" data-original-width="1035" height="474" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfleKx_G-iLH7CQFbClNemihV3mswiBiEXWxxCV2ZuIYjr7B7CFyNrTlxYkEajnPb8JjUa-t0fWpiUWE0sZ6Z_7_EmjyuseXaMWtVohWoG6qVxJsbnKYN7v6JHw82hB6FClOJG0dWL2iuHuinXD6rSl9FhlKnrwRYdr02PcObCusRAAS45px4Y6kd8/w640-h474/janelle%20monae%201.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>This is so wild and I just love it. They really know how to bring the drama to the show, keeping on theme but also within the realm of their signature colors and style. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Anok Yai!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFODOdJ25-7C8LEfDaFnNUI_DET1F16fAwrPx70UhWsn5chLCL5Qi6jyJCXRTx0PQEKeGKBe4xTQXC0LI4txvv5LETc950bn8pLwdJUN2U7MKgIwRmu7iNoXJyw2Qsxca6Q2MvBB0AQ9WTqjxZVXJozNpQPSjRZEl03FiuHxsHj0Cf4ws9RTSTL_hu/s1552/anok%20yai.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1552" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFODOdJ25-7C8LEfDaFnNUI_DET1F16fAwrPx70UhWsn5chLCL5Qi6jyJCXRTx0PQEKeGKBe4xTQXC0LI4txvv5LETc950bn8pLwdJUN2U7MKgIwRmu7iNoXJyw2Qsxca6Q2MvBB0AQ9WTqjxZVXJozNpQPSjRZEl03FiuHxsHj0Cf4ws9RTSTL_hu/w426-h640/anok%20yai.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>The extreme corsetry makes her look like she was not dressed so much as carved out of marble into this look. It's a little bit jelly fish, a little bit liquid, and the look is pretty amazing to behold.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Anna Wintour and Bill Nighy!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB2Rl701JrXgE_vzmt5CAodTq66QRA8SJ8BjesTUTEuo87McaxwaZ6qcj3aB-nQXWnvx8TOsb-SHFbMCgSMpooAszpjL8Ajf5D7PmODWF-OqGSpQWxzgBZ3i8wDJrW9AgDTZ1l6q5aC-906s9PFaz0cEbNALS2vao6i4GhWmkeMWSebMeB9byaexa0/s1919/anna%20and%20bill.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1919" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB2Rl701JrXgE_vzmt5CAodTq66QRA8SJ8BjesTUTEuo87McaxwaZ6qcj3aB-nQXWnvx8TOsb-SHFbMCgSMpooAszpjL8Ajf5D7PmODWF-OqGSpQWxzgBZ3i8wDJrW9AgDTZ1l6q5aC-906s9PFaz0cEbNALS2vao6i4GhWmkeMWSebMeB9byaexa0/w426-h640/anna%20and%20bill.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>"Just good friends" yeah right. I looooove this turn of events. Please actually be dating.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jeremy Pope!<br /><br /></b><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIZbX5dNcIY2bDO0L4007Dqvy6uMJLqvc0RueL6CI9J7BC55ETjh4ZrAQU4_RUb9tL5f6m6R2j8OAhw40Iz1sQsA1xZUZZCs3c8rKGYdr6ssGjqqUQ6xqzmUCufOmnHBmrom291t24gUtK65HV97y_MvEvxoCKJ6OEJARNi0I39HQbR5cqMk1w8xHS/s1035/jeremy%20pope%20closer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="690" data-original-width="1035" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIZbX5dNcIY2bDO0L4007Dqvy6uMJLqvc0RueL6CI9J7BC55ETjh4ZrAQU4_RUb9tL5f6m6R2j8OAhw40Iz1sQsA1xZUZZCs3c8rKGYdr6ssGjqqUQ6xqzmUCufOmnHBmrom291t24gUtK65HV97y_MvEvxoCKJ6OEJARNi0I39HQbR5cqMk1w8xHS/w640-h426/jeremy%20pope%20closer.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Why yes of course it's a staircase-length cape bearing KL's image. What did you think Jeremy Pope was going to show up in? A violin dress? Let's get another look.</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjTgnJFN-t59ARSWk2DSoUF2h5GNI4xhClwgDoGIkw34duDnLLtqL_C3JVUc-_HHxYB7yKUcSkrJXVNYxXos2byDKz2_XDvLCM0InFQ_n9dvQpOJI2WuchAXLI3AB5927bbqHYwJm8mUBLKJekNz8A65fbMlMV6XuvsTO3-sNf4OJc5ClV8rz2MZSO/s1280/jeremy%20pope.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="854" data-original-width="1280" height="428" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjTgnJFN-t59ARSWk2DSoUF2h5GNI4xhClwgDoGIkw34duDnLLtqL_C3JVUc-_HHxYB7yKUcSkrJXVNYxXos2byDKz2_XDvLCM0InFQ_n9dvQpOJI2WuchAXLI3AB5927bbqHYwJm8mUBLKJekNz8A65fbMlMV6XuvsTO3-sNf4OJc5ClV8rz2MZSO/w640-h428/jeremy%20pope.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><u>My Brain Is Unable To Comprehend What Is Happening</u></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><u><br /></u></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Erykah Badu!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvb7iAxhztOd19OYdGhwoXvo3C4xDh2nU5T1PwlK8TRcxDl21jryavIyj2aJTNguR1s9lgJ5pEmWmyEBLrqtJ45O6DsABdbqDUibJd-TBoR7hSQUPB9LvxvVjQg7SBwVXhi0XXa2hZXm9dU3hZ-t7-f7KHaEp9W2NCNKLLM8Ejdn2GO8siygcJ5RP-/s1553/erykah%20badu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1553" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvb7iAxhztOd19OYdGhwoXvo3C4xDh2nU5T1PwlK8TRcxDl21jryavIyj2aJTNguR1s9lgJ5pEmWmyEBLrqtJ45O6DsABdbqDUibJd-TBoR7hSQUPB9LvxvVjQg7SBwVXhi0XXa2hZXm9dU3hZ-t7-f7KHaEp9W2NCNKLLM8Ejdn2GO8siygcJ5RP-/w426-h640/erykah%20badu.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Erykah Badu took inspiration this year from long haired highland cows.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Penelope Cruz!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAYA8Xl9Dl8YmMsisNoiYDYAYe7RmYOgZsbVD_aML3ADCnRP6iTdN4kLMs-ILIDLwgMB_FCHfsoqDfRaMRhXfCbQ6PYaZyL9C9gcDlnbDdVXqEt0PPlobj1_6WCKaxoP_bR9HVCN-ZPA_YEeuKsVPlK2r4z0vKNfCgvFtaXk_u1KSZySVKVhkU6pev/s1035/penelope%20cruz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="690" data-original-width="1035" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAYA8Xl9Dl8YmMsisNoiYDYAYe7RmYOgZsbVD_aML3ADCnRP6iTdN4kLMs-ILIDLwgMB_FCHfsoqDfRaMRhXfCbQ6PYaZyL9C9gcDlnbDdVXqEt0PPlobj1_6WCKaxoP_bR9HVCN-ZPA_YEeuKsVPlK2r4z0vKNfCgvFtaXk_u1KSZySVKVhkU6pev/w640-h426/penelope%20cruz.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Pen Cruz made her first holy communion at the Met Gala.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"> <b>Yung Miami (seen here with Diddy)!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWjfRn97eDuwM_RN-LA1rUakEcm7sDutTp5_ZvEZvc1iWwELRH5usTpR3E72Bb4EKKloXdSRLZD4fkZMttHLHdCcgjMPZ8CY801MOKGcxkY_P5-443rhmqv9heaECi_S3U-u8jpXvCBt3IiPrJ9an0ycGA2L1oIY6GFb8JN8HBssvwiIO-Ie7O1t9Y/s1280/diddy%20and%20yung%20miami.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="854" data-original-width="1280" height="428" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWjfRn97eDuwM_RN-LA1rUakEcm7sDutTp5_ZvEZvc1iWwELRH5usTpR3E72Bb4EKKloXdSRLZD4fkZMttHLHdCcgjMPZ8CY801MOKGcxkY_P5-443rhmqv9heaECi_S3U-u8jpXvCBt3IiPrJ9an0ycGA2L1oIY6GFb8JN8HBssvwiIO-Ie7O1t9Y/w640-h428/diddy%20and%20yung%20miami.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Unfortunate timing that Yung Miami was forced to wear a recovery cone collar to the Met Gala but at least no one could get close enough for a hug. And, as I mentioned in the Good, Diddy is wearing a fine but less successful version of Brian Tyree Henry's look.<br /><br /><b>Alton Mason!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiswnN4XVXuoc37-e4eR29b1jirW_9AauAiRL30i37nXqI4muKCfrJG-1NUg6iTh-DfM4Z4Yu24Vtfe1IV2730AFQTgUYp6xrwMPY4vGmtCEK-Z-ArZ_LYb51b-RN_1V-VRoTCYoLi3MqNSWNJbsmT251s36siL7bJ3u2hMgDWupmov0hZEoZ48yNG/s1552/alton%20mason%20full.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1552" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiswnN4XVXuoc37-e4eR29b1jirW_9AauAiRL30i37nXqI4muKCfrJG-1NUg6iTh-DfM4Z4Yu24Vtfe1IV2730AFQTgUYp6xrwMPY4vGmtCEK-Z-ArZ_LYb51b-RN_1V-VRoTCYoLi3MqNSWNJbsmT251s36siL7bJ3u2hMgDWupmov0hZEoZ48yNG/w426-h640/alton%20mason%20full.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Sure.<br /><b><br /></b>And finally! Our secret fourth category....</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><u>People Dressed as Choupette, the Cat</u></b><br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Doja Cat!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO0XHgAJGnKVnk0B5_jSMhJNNzansGMuE7i3LcT_G1yf7WZ0xj2dVGJ_SEFbijwWdIHrlAZk8tr-6qWpsVw2DRoOVTBivWT1_UsURRt_AmHeuM1j20xdPiEvZHWIzxryVHS3tU3W_a8m58ryJeGvvAIgm_Hr7QpVH5OuoP5btryuaO-hJ0DYNAQAWn/s1919/doja%20cat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1919" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO0XHgAJGnKVnk0B5_jSMhJNNzansGMuE7i3LcT_G1yf7WZ0xj2dVGJ_SEFbijwWdIHrlAZk8tr-6qWpsVw2DRoOVTBivWT1_UsURRt_AmHeuM1j20xdPiEvZHWIzxryVHS3tU3W_a8m58ryJeGvvAIgm_Hr7QpVH5OuoP5btryuaO-hJ0DYNAQAWn/w426-h640/doja%20cat.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Extra points to Doja Cat for going for Choupette But Make It Fashion and a million points forever to her for only answering any reporter questions with "meow." Hero.<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ugh Jared Leto!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_v2g4WVIigvVmbCz8Y9bj-p-DPNznOuzd0O9ojxnigtF-dRsny-5pb6ypim0XNyYQze_SnvqIaFyzytxjNYfq2Esr1gBwZ1K8MQj--mq3E4aIuWYA6PkXqceCQ266MrgEdSGFUWnf_5TWo9OE_2_ul-AvGZDmIza1WuYEZ1qO8GuQiHtzw5Bx4vo-/s1919/leto.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1919" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_v2g4WVIigvVmbCz8Y9bj-p-DPNznOuzd0O9ojxnigtF-dRsny-5pb6ypim0XNyYQze_SnvqIaFyzytxjNYfq2Esr1gBwZ1K8MQj--mq3E4aIuWYA6PkXqceCQ266MrgEdSGFUWnf_5TWo9OE_2_ul-AvGZDmIza1WuYEZ1qO8GuQiHtzw5Bx4vo-/w426-h640/leto.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>This freakin guy. Did you see the video of Lizzo hugging him and mouthing over his shoulder "who is this?" Her reaction when she finds out who she is hugging is classique. <br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lil Nas X!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQzXXYGr0Jh9JxcT2aszNIGwRojBr5bovjiw-tkl2CT1HXq5NECVjU8Tx4_-hM1-OlwopUGxZmFdwO5BQy01TzeUbPVAkD_QGR7VBmM9fL-gZhMcMsUkv2x9ybZl4uNttoc2d7qAVY8MPMb1tHtbg2nAvtStWGl9udrAfS9KjcYT-CSmLvemzrgifi/s1552/lil%20nas%20x.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1552" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQzXXYGr0Jh9JxcT2aszNIGwRojBr5bovjiw-tkl2CT1HXq5NECVjU8Tx4_-hM1-OlwopUGxZmFdwO5BQy01TzeUbPVAkD_QGR7VBmM9fL-gZhMcMsUkv2x9ybZl4uNttoc2d7qAVY8MPMb1tHtbg2nAvtStWGl9udrAfS9KjcYT-CSmLvemzrgifi/w426-h640/lil%20nas%20x.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I mean! THIS is how you dress as a cat for the Met Gala. This is so astounding, I would even go so far as to say it is a Full Tonga!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7m2_TjjFcpFoSWvMmNh-AMiVKB32C92QKvQQ7kCTyVw65Pau5qXcxvhYgTHV7L0sV3M9502zWQVQqu4YDpyDJtUso7ivgX8FMjoyoEODDdsk3CV6XblXPRknWBdDxOMRZJWqLLVs7uZVZDkOCc-X87x_lhxMts63050cqQiqBzaGVmINQM90xazek/s640/tonga%20scale.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="240" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7m2_TjjFcpFoSWvMmNh-AMiVKB32C92QKvQQ7kCTyVw65Pau5qXcxvhYgTHV7L0sV3M9502zWQVQqu4YDpyDJtUso7ivgX8FMjoyoEODDdsk3CV6XblXPRknWBdDxOMRZJWqLLVs7uZVZDkOCc-X87x_lhxMts63050cqQiqBzaGVmINQM90xazek/w240-h640/tonga%20scale.jpg" width="240" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">And that's a wrap! Thank you as always for reading! xo</span></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-9580799844965251562023-05-04T11:54:00.008-04:002023-05-04T11:57:44.368-04:002023 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The Bad!<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">May the 4th be with you </span><span style="font-size: x-small;">(those raised Catholic: and also with you)</span><span style="font-size: x-large;">! Gird your loins and get ready for some frightful missteps. At this point I don't think we have a Full Paltrow, but who knows? By the time I get to the end of a rant about a look sometimes I decide it's a crime against all that is sacred and it turns into a Full Paltrow. Let's roll the dice.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Paris Hilton!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo_6s3kIn5VYg1cvJdOqG3zKRaEQbP9dku-K9zObvuKL3eftFEww2SG6DnVKDzJhYBFJeL1P_AiywZEEDcnWlbtq6SSeXuGcYGj1HC76CF8s1DSTEfYTd3UMO79Rhd3XWGd056Qe-sk0_JMXrEmEzwqBFnSTUVKuseDx2Kg53Jpa6uPudaJgMlirqs/s1501/paris.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1501" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo_6s3kIn5VYg1cvJdOqG3zKRaEQbP9dku-K9zObvuKL3eftFEww2SG6DnVKDzJhYBFJeL1P_AiywZEEDcnWlbtq6SSeXuGcYGj1HC76CF8s1DSTEfYTd3UMO79Rhd3XWGd056Qe-sk0_JMXrEmEzwqBFnSTUVKuseDx2Kg53Jpa6uPudaJgMlirqs/w442-h640/paris.jpg" width="442" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">Let's talk about the fit on this gown and how ... it doesn't. I don't know if the shoes are meant to be seen but the hemline on this does not feel intentional. Also the fit on the bust and the sleeves looks baggy - again, if this was meant to look ruched, it was unsuccessful. I want so much more for Paris.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Olivia Rodrigo!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLL3NdrxgP0TjMmiu3IQTmCJoFPDDgOM71zsjy4vtUumDOrOkAjbK6xsSrZobHQ_kLXgJtaarh1R8_Os3rBw2rOkXwP8pQeeB-ezGXfuPlk_1FDm3P97iyLiqGkBDggOxCsNLSNCFhFd6UafhMk-JXa43c2-ri71iwI1ACU7wgKWzbWPWmMfFpG63C/s1552/olivia%20rodrigo.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1552" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLL3NdrxgP0TjMmiu3IQTmCJoFPDDgOM71zsjy4vtUumDOrOkAjbK6xsSrZobHQ_kLXgJtaarh1R8_Os3rBw2rOkXwP8pQeeB-ezGXfuPlk_1FDm3P97iyLiqGkBDggOxCsNLSNCFhFd6UafhMk-JXa43c2-ri71iwI1ACU7wgKWzbWPWmMfFpG63C/w426-h640/olivia%20rodrigo.jpg" width="426" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">First of all, CUAN. I like the top of this but the strings are killing me. When I tell you Roxxy Andrews did it better on a dress made out of candy, well...</span><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVs5uFSJHeAqHiY5765UDJ5l199CpvjqeqX3X2kMl7bXbeSm3PJ28yBAtH7eVduCVSSk3UKrEcqW2Xjfnd-OckfOdwh_biDL8i0Dlmjq_GwSebQ85uuVDzNcff7EMeK29EP0k-Lgmh6q_H71lXRfGf48xKisGz62RY1RMcwxk_G0GLMeXOGinMGPKU/s1040/Fk7E8fVXoAM3s-G.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1040" data-original-width="828" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVs5uFSJHeAqHiY5765UDJ5l199CpvjqeqX3X2kMl7bXbeSm3PJ28yBAtH7eVduCVSSk3UKrEcqW2Xjfnd-OckfOdwh_biDL8i0Dlmjq_GwSebQ85uuVDzNcff7EMeK29EP0k-Lgmh6q_H71lXRfGf48xKisGz62RY1RMcwxk_G0GLMeXOGinMGPKU/s320/Fk7E8fVXoAM3s-G.jpg" width="255" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span><b><br /></b></span></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Emily Blunt!</b><br /></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjELGYokvR68vTFtt9wtbJB87pRnr2Cuy0F-_W2XW99-ts-D2FSG6KKl68LBsrgBzX2zC84G4qn-t0jHl2Ka5JPmBYBB2pXR90BrbBv_nyCX1DVLcJve7IddCq_GYZgVVKKAFXpUOpkgDTQ6j_ZWeemjwWOJcyMEKXAoMfToKYa3_YHIqr3eVIP6teC/s1920/emily%20blunt.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjELGYokvR68vTFtt9wtbJB87pRnr2Cuy0F-_W2XW99-ts-D2FSG6KKl68LBsrgBzX2zC84G4qn-t0jHl2Ka5JPmBYBB2pXR90BrbBv_nyCX1DVLcJve7IddCq_GYZgVVKKAFXpUOpkgDTQ6j_ZWeemjwWOJcyMEKXAoMfToKYa3_YHIqr3eVIP6teC/w426-h640/emily%20blunt.jpg" width="426" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">Points for secret pants, but explain to me how the rest of this goes together. The skirt is too long, the blouse is overly fussy, and then we have the bow and flower which just absolutely exhaust me. I swear I am not against flowers - just I don't like how this looks! None of these elements talks to each other, they are all just thrown together like a weird salad made of gummy bears, radishes, and cottage cheese. </span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jessica Chastain!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuIYqWnPYmn38KLimeID7JYrbmQPxOGjHVv-kBLeW0-hKmr_aacRBK7EPvNR7bnnwraAI1iRC7zbQ3XzQK0eJy0L6dxWpCEW19JU3Y6-vxNCxNNeoLvaFOjWLqmvYm4Hs5yUDPeDiRCN1gkt2yyp1AHsdnsMHdP7ZO4m2ElgtYwsIRDtid8FaQ1MUJ/s1553/jessica%20chastain.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1553" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuIYqWnPYmn38KLimeID7JYrbmQPxOGjHVv-kBLeW0-hKmr_aacRBK7EPvNR7bnnwraAI1iRC7zbQ3XzQK0eJy0L6dxWpCEW19JU3Y6-vxNCxNNeoLvaFOjWLqmvYm4Hs5yUDPeDiRCN1gkt2yyp1AHsdnsMHdP7ZO4m2ElgtYwsIRDtid8FaQ1MUJ/w426-h640/jessica%20chastain.jpg" width="426" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">Oh girl. Oh no. Oh no no no.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ben Platt!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTTGWKpJgkjFYuBFQSrO360m_R7pqgNWVvUtpGKqn3yG5rPE9MoeQ4OtNi-TTT8AJd2EZVn5zRfyqaM6f-CGX-5ZoLvF-_sbuMtv5E1mJiEdSJB3EOoEt9JTFgb4vPCdAr9KaCDsSiI9pXw2Th3VVhgca4FKCCAaiIzE4vHk2G3yPuQ9uclte6kKG0/s1552/ben%20platt.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1552" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTTGWKpJgkjFYuBFQSrO360m_R7pqgNWVvUtpGKqn3yG5rPE9MoeQ4OtNi-TTT8AJd2EZVn5zRfyqaM6f-CGX-5ZoLvF-_sbuMtv5E1mJiEdSJB3EOoEt9JTFgb4vPCdAr9KaCDsSiI9pXw2Th3VVhgca4FKCCAaiIzE4vHk2G3yPuQ9uclte6kKG0/w426-h640/ben%20platt.jpg" width="426" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">Remember back in the Good pile when we were talking about Jenna Ortega and how she was wearing the couture and I said we would later have an example of the opposite? Welcome to the example. These clothes are wearing Ben Platt so hard, he can hardly even smize! The effort was there, certainly, but it's just not working. Couture 1, Ben Platt 0.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Gigi Hadid!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFNEo0a8GKZS_zm8P8szYOlijCVkMOXQazFyApS187-fniW-jhf4zPhVCDvCaC7GlBoWG9J0Ztvo2KOWns5spD18k3obMamEGC3-ucEsW4GnhE72YtqhGBN0baOk8NOv2WLURfqgLhHNcS8PZ_xYF7HTRRtEoGbhO1v8edoW_0l5K6K4Qf6cqy8V3S/s1280/gigi%20hadid.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="869" data-original-width="1280" height="434" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFNEo0a8GKZS_zm8P8szYOlijCVkMOXQazFyApS187-fniW-jhf4zPhVCDvCaC7GlBoWG9J0Ztvo2KOWns5spD18k3obMamEGC3-ucEsW4GnhE72YtqhGBN0baOk8NOv2WLURfqgLhHNcS8PZ_xYF7HTRRtEoGbhO1v8edoW_0l5K6K4Qf6cqy8V3S/w640-h434/gigi%20hadid.jpg" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><span>Perhaps you feel that this is fine and you are welcome to feel this way. Come back tomorrow after you've seen Rita Ora wear the superior version of this with more flair. We did see quite a few of these riffs on the KL exposed hip bones thing, but when it's so sheer like this look, I want way more detailing. </span><span>This probably would have ended up in the Meh if I hadn't see Rita's version. </span><span>Give me sheer but make it completely bananas over the top. </span></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Karen Elson!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfAVJfh8PAJyntE5Vz9uvdn1SaOKa71B-v_rmI8mIaWf8-9JcbAzBmqEAPHRKBePjt7rsRogl4uZB1Tzf3BpXVt33xEnXGt5god0IfZVu2k2LE1qEb9iy8zCBz_ME92sMJVpnm2rbkd8FOq9MLMJFyMcafyEWzbvvJ67D8rjNM6KEVHpZwumTbReKc/s1280/karen%20elson.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="854" data-original-width="1280" height="428" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfAVJfh8PAJyntE5Vz9uvdn1SaOKa71B-v_rmI8mIaWf8-9JcbAzBmqEAPHRKBePjt7rsRogl4uZB1Tzf3BpXVt33xEnXGt5god0IfZVu2k2LE1qEb9iy8zCBz_ME92sMJVpnm2rbkd8FOq9MLMJFyMcafyEWzbvvJ67D8rjNM6KEVHpZwumTbReKc/w640-h428/karen%20elson.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Okay but not like that, that's TOO bananas. I love that she looks like she just got back from Six Flags and spent all her money at the giant tissue paper flower booth. This dress is like underboob yes, maybe a hint at crotch, but god forbid they know you have a neck! </span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Serena Williams (seen here with Alexis Ohanian)!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSGz4-kodkLYtTz5QOIWvnwQ4bN1YukYTGzD2OKU1uW2E3h5VF3Y3RX7a-OsecFabKbwViIAtMoQcUCy_8SQvF6jISW18kXvVLyEnFGEZVgsCwN2PqdZcMQ_4cyv6NsMb1I3oNylmBwUyofUB_-LnNu-eOKjaXbUUp96PlYOrEyR9SDcuxxu1Z1IAy/s1868/serena%20with%20alexis%20ohanian.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1868" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSGz4-kodkLYtTz5QOIWvnwQ4bN1YukYTGzD2OKU1uW2E3h5VF3Y3RX7a-OsecFabKbwViIAtMoQcUCy_8SQvF6jISW18kXvVLyEnFGEZVgsCwN2PqdZcMQ_4cyv6NsMb1I3oNylmBwUyofUB_-LnNu-eOKjaXbUUp96PlYOrEyR9SDcuxxu1Z1IAy/w438-h640/serena%20with%20alexis%20ohanian.jpg" width="438" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">What in the Dynasty/Dallas/Knots Landing/Falcon Crest fever dream is going on here!?</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><b>Glenn Close!</b></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7o1WY_BXSAcVo0nbvztSxIBWXCrtpF8-NNGy1PdvHZzeS4yS3wCXaWC3RjV7SDqLlfsMcX_LigteFj-Rh4zbtsKjGFYhuYHTQg4fpOo5UKDQ4FwbuKKevLvG6LpdEG6uldkq9SjX312b-3un8UK1jkxWsffIMIFCSQIQAPqekv4Y3Acldl890LXwl/s1280/glenn%20close.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="854" data-original-width="1280" height="428" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7o1WY_BXSAcVo0nbvztSxIBWXCrtpF8-NNGy1PdvHZzeS4yS3wCXaWC3RjV7SDqLlfsMcX_LigteFj-Rh4zbtsKjGFYhuYHTQg4fpOo5UKDQ4FwbuKKevLvG6LpdEG6uldkq9SjX312b-3un8UK1jkxWsffIMIFCSQIQAPqekv4Y3Acldl890LXwl/w640-h428/glenn%20close.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span>We all know that feeling w</span><span>hen you come home from a long day Duchess-ing and throw the nearest bedspread around your shoulders for warmth and comfort. And listen, we know I am all for necklaces but this is A Lot Of Necklace. A lot. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span><br /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Anne Hathaway!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtiJ94KPDGcrcSz8EHH1hrvdDbpRPRKzwtcWR8No5rmz1OCY_vi3Qlsf6KPV-_R6jKywe-17Y2TYsQUeeBBLH-umbPyvr3WylPZi7QvLk4_8dk74vnzdRQxW-d41BGsVUJKZYByYrYYNzqsozZ2bhweWaxKjtQH9cHyaE24vvtJGgCcD9T8M5O4-FZ/s1370/annie%20hathaway.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1370" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtiJ94KPDGcrcSz8EHH1hrvdDbpRPRKzwtcWR8No5rmz1OCY_vi3Qlsf6KPV-_R6jKywe-17Y2TYsQUeeBBLH-umbPyvr3WylPZi7QvLk4_8dk74vnzdRQxW-d41BGsVUJKZYByYrYYNzqsozZ2bhweWaxKjtQH9cHyaE24vvtJGgCcD9T8M5O4-FZ/w484-h640/annie%20hathaway.jpg" width="484" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I surprised myself by the intensity with which I hate this dress. I have spent a lot of time thinking about it and I think it comes down to two things: the wads of fabric on the bust and the fact that this dress is distracting me from how hot Annie Hathaway looks. Like career-best hotness but then: boob trash. Wait. Are they flowers? Maybe I am actually against flowers after all!? I'm learning a lot about myself coming out of semi-blog-retirement. </span><br /><p></p>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-34015040343593178932023-05-03T11:39:00.000-04:002023-05-03T11:39:45.840-04:002023 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The Meh!<p><span style="font-size: large;">When it comes to the Met Gala, you have to go big with the theme or a look or a performance element. Remember when Billy Porter was carried in on a litter? Or when Gaga had multiple looks as she made her way up the steps? Or when Rihanna was an ornate omelette? That is the kind of energy we are looking for. Something pretty just isn't going to cut it. It's fine to be lovely, but at this event - even if it's styled to perfection- that's just Meh.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ariana DeBose!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk6B5unaw1dIad-LCASvsPb3PQ2R5FfGPVbSgFbAjO7beenYfsydcZmVe1yTyJSXHwFpeI_RiIekEJi-OuYQc2wDKMhVVFCBiJ41FHdYPh62vk71P8UQ1j99ZRQKQyBW4oBxgZ6SJEgSjZdKwdRNq3c41pOFd4U-H9msGtkiUKZXm1vKL8MHurMEsp/s1553/ariana%20debose.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1553" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk6B5unaw1dIad-LCASvsPb3PQ2R5FfGPVbSgFbAjO7beenYfsydcZmVe1yTyJSXHwFpeI_RiIekEJi-OuYQc2wDKMhVVFCBiJ41FHdYPh62vk71P8UQ1j99ZRQKQyBW4oBxgZ6SJEgSjZdKwdRNq3c41pOFd4U-H9msGtkiUKZXm1vKL8MHurMEsp/w426-h640/ariana%20debose.jpg" width="426" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">I regret to inform you that Ariana DeBose did <i>not</i> do the thing. She <i>almost</i> did the thing but not quite. While I appreciate her trying to use her hair as a necklace, this most definitely CUAN.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>David Byrne!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXVcWW4ezgSreTjmZTSYVBMIMytWQp-kQ2paz3Pm_8-pz148bSPM9tmkG1Od_H_xkr3kHF-Uqr1IYIHTqzwnPJjBHhBD1kXnTt2P6wFe2mJMiT7rnveysw5aHVL1GN3R9hjK3xBohEv4CmDHoNcRe4tWYBVDvLQYenIni0s5zWCs0E0Tf5isfA_jOV/s1479/david%20byrne.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1479" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXVcWW4ezgSreTjmZTSYVBMIMytWQp-kQ2paz3Pm_8-pz148bSPM9tmkG1Od_H_xkr3kHF-Uqr1IYIHTqzwnPJjBHhBD1kXnTt2P6wFe2mJMiT7rnveysw5aHVL1GN3R9hjK3xBohEv4CmDHoNcRe4tWYBVDvLQYenIni0s5zWCs0E0Tf5isfA_jOV/w448-h640/david%20byrne.jpg" width="448" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">Points for the bicycle, yes, but ever since I saw Bad Bunny I need all white suits to be backless. Sorry David Byrne.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Viola Davis!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjccZB1xEvxh7bQzD7U5ez23N-QWm3RPsobObNhvmoZ8uUIRY7_OQu7vdmu1NamgmXhYdyrINR5aD1LV-bLy8-X6RVLVsWWlqAsbDIwOAxsqSNYdaJPo9LSjfXeQuigIAqw8DdmgU1_MArlnHD_3Ur3Qj2r5wKRsAkqYfYTXdIVTZCiek9hoh7hrfos/s1466/viola%20davis.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1466" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjccZB1xEvxh7bQzD7U5ez23N-QWm3RPsobObNhvmoZ8uUIRY7_OQu7vdmu1NamgmXhYdyrINR5aD1LV-bLy8-X6RVLVsWWlqAsbDIwOAxsqSNYdaJPo9LSjfXeQuigIAqw8DdmgU1_MArlnHD_3Ur3Qj2r5wKRsAkqYfYTXdIVTZCiek9hoh7hrfos/w452-h640/viola%20davis.jpg" width="452" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">She is stunning, of course as usual, but it looks like she's changing behind a very elaborate privacy screen.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jennifer Lynn Lopez (who should have been nominated for an Oscar for <i>Hustlers</i>)!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkZjRu5GJm3lnRZ4BCuJj84p9OMV3YCwPaEliwlkj-dsZDmYRdLWqF3pFcLcaLrW134wrbre1JvCysogYCljgvhphTjxS_d6qpa2_8jWiVNCyHcMB8DOtASUMDZxndE8Q3kDNr5t7KxKeO63G_U3gdJh6HwQo5EgFACPFuRN2mRT-BGlZ2MOrWSBy8/s1588/jennifer%20lopez%202.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1588" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkZjRu5GJm3lnRZ4BCuJj84p9OMV3YCwPaEliwlkj-dsZDmYRdLWqF3pFcLcaLrW134wrbre1JvCysogYCljgvhphTjxS_d6qpa2_8jWiVNCyHcMB8DOtASUMDZxndE8Q3kDNr5t7KxKeO63G_U3gdJh6HwQo5EgFACPFuRN2mRT-BGlZ2MOrWSBy8/w418-h640/jennifer%20lopez%202.jpg" width="418" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">Okay first of all, my dear readers, I need to share with you that I just googled to make sure it's Lynn and not Lynne and JENNIFER LOPEZ CHANGED HER LAST NAME TO AFFLECK. Can you imagine taking Ben Affleck's name? Can you imagine being JENNIFER LYNN LOPEZ WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR <i>HUSTLERS</i> and taking Ben Affleck's name!? Let me be clear: I'm not against people changing their names after marriage, I am against Ben Affleck.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Anyway, the dress is nice -it definitely evokes the green dress by showing off the sternum and belly except it is a less successful look. The line is abruptly cut by the kooshball at her throat and the shoes look exhausting. Dig the hat tho!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;">Gwendolyn Christie!</span></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBmNlP0gdkqVAgQLBNMHSPS2ou8XiKFL1RpBj03rqqdHx1lnAObumSlB6hdsrlmLMLipbvG72dYZDoiW1FxCVR_pq38X1K1JH6eQqHceydCuJax-UqU2awYF9GM0YPSL_LMW4HTSoRO1LANJmGUMgvmjl7iSghDw5R1MKl2e0RYCU337gxpO-EzrwW/s1280/gwendolyn%20christie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="853" data-original-width="1280" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBmNlP0gdkqVAgQLBNMHSPS2ou8XiKFL1RpBj03rqqdHx1lnAObumSlB6hdsrlmLMLipbvG72dYZDoiW1FxCVR_pq38X1K1JH6eQqHceydCuJax-UqU2awYF9GM0YPSL_LMW4HTSoRO1LANJmGUMgvmjl7iSghDw5R1MKl2e0RYCU337gxpO-EzrwW/w640-h426/gwendolyn%20christie.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">She has no arms and is all one color. ZZZZzzzzzzz.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;">Olivia Wilde!</span></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZUb5eAsEyu4w3LSrfPH9_aL0X8aj5lIRxQmNbZPU12zO4ChRJnH-FX1fgXm_oUYCz7rvPC9qYaKj_vudmDFpXVYUROpnBjQRW4dXKEiPQaxfjPPw7u-HMmnbsD6C7EVljAmrfYuSCyHqqDSHZMgzMbW7KCTCn_B_0rjW6zvy2hcAByrRsdgyq2f4L/s1919/olivia%20wilde.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1919" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZUb5eAsEyu4w3LSrfPH9_aL0X8aj5lIRxQmNbZPU12zO4ChRJnH-FX1fgXm_oUYCz7rvPC9qYaKj_vudmDFpXVYUROpnBjQRW4dXKEiPQaxfjPPw7u-HMmnbsD6C7EVljAmrfYuSCyHqqDSHZMgzMbW7KCTCn_B_0rjW6zvy2hcAByrRsdgyq2f4L/w426-h640/olivia%20wilde.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This is a version of a classic KL design - the violin dress - and it fits the theme and it's fine but I don't like it very much. I just think it's kind of boring and the Bracelets of Submission are distracting. Also Margaret Zhang wore the same dress in black (which I liked better).</span><p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY4Y0G_YtT5W8NOmU-aLeroarP38Npp2bjY53lLopk-8sPGbgKH5jlp07sJlg2nyQMG1jDdctAcTq7YoOPD1Kapv3JYPK8MhXcDIOQZUdZ1er1saw6B_gDgishPKD0agYfBrgvvhSH3DWER58qrJzbIe0XkhDGjNkNKe0OlEReihaLSrKtDxwpN72Y/s5000/MargaretZhangMetGala-ae-050123-18f92d.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="5000" data-original-width="3333" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY4Y0G_YtT5W8NOmU-aLeroarP38Npp2bjY53lLopk-8sPGbgKH5jlp07sJlg2nyQMG1jDdctAcTq7YoOPD1Kapv3JYPK8MhXcDIOQZUdZ1er1saw6B_gDgishPKD0agYfBrgvvhSH3DWER58qrJzbIe0XkhDGjNkNKe0OlEReihaLSrKtDxwpN72Y/w426-h640/MargaretZhangMetGala-ae-050123-18f92d.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />DRAMA!</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;">Billie Eilish!</span></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsOTr2g0IJY8k-78q5CBRcIz026CJ8g4c8lF5Fx3cc-Fsf9GOBHS2FFoAifzQn1Cydi51LN8aqSJzXI7MRuWwp_hK3o3q4VVxI1Hl0lpzpChXJE6Ya4sP_YGiX2V-Mi9BsKk1bV1NEUAOARRPa0o-oSQix0RObeExu_K18Gwan7ezjnQxkdiFkWPua/s1504/billie%20eilish.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1504" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsOTr2g0IJY8k-78q5CBRcIz026CJ8g4c8lF5Fx3cc-Fsf9GOBHS2FFoAifzQn1Cydi51LN8aqSJzXI7MRuWwp_hK3o3q4VVxI1Hl0lpzpChXJE6Ya4sP_YGiX2V-Mi9BsKk1bV1NEUAOARRPa0o-oSQix0RObeExu_K18Gwan7ezjnQxkdiFkWPua/w440-h640/billie%20eilish.jpg" width="440" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">It's fine but I'm borrrrrrrrrred.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Kate Moss (with daughter Lila)!</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhr6Vgd-5gOzp7eLCNogqhaseTDHcp8pzX2uQqzvQ8qLGmk-J_0Vu6sDk1CUUdVRdA6t3W0RmsTRsF91P5ftf1ZJYXn-9uzFtPc8ZCtreWs0CbbluIPtsrU-o4KDzsoqTe67szzttHE_uFoN-MkAVvFJbdBznBMYvHFKfiQ_gL2mRmjOEJKeaUP_bsd/s1920/kate%20and%20lila%20moss.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhr6Vgd-5gOzp7eLCNogqhaseTDHcp8pzX2uQqzvQ8qLGmk-J_0Vu6sDk1CUUdVRdA6t3W0RmsTRsF91P5ftf1ZJYXn-9uzFtPc8ZCtreWs0CbbluIPtsrU-o4KDzsoqTe67szzttHE_uFoN-MkAVvFJbdBznBMYvHFKfiQ_gL2mRmjOEJKeaUP_bsd/w426-h640/kate%20and%20lila%20moss.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Unto every Met Gala, some Snuffleupagus fur must fall. I wish this nightgown on Kate was a hilarious throwback on her pal Naomi's famous line about not getting out of bed for less than $10,000... but I think it might just be a nightgown. A nightgown with a sad chiffon sleeve afterthought. But would you look at that necklace? Love to see it.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> <b>Dua Lipa!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEganvhfiJ50HGixImv_HDITctRkQRTDH5IFN-MCdYc4iXQGqkpIX2OjSv2DTgCW2GS6jgvYhofWQ3tlRUAVrzmpP49owVXZObwdsq-2Ho4v095R5b945GanyoEuNlymMcUrzEIcrkkWpgoe_3IrF9q49q5m3JJsKFrAbSi8vG3I0FXdfJGXzMkRovEu/s1280/dua%20lipa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="853" data-original-width="1280" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEganvhfiJ50HGixImv_HDITctRkQRTDH5IFN-MCdYc4iXQGqkpIX2OjSv2DTgCW2GS6jgvYhofWQ3tlRUAVrzmpP49owVXZObwdsq-2Ho4v095R5b945GanyoEuNlymMcUrzEIcrkkWpgoe_3IrF9q49q5m3JJsKFrAbSi8vG3I0FXdfJGXzMkRovEu/w640-h426/dua%20lipa.jpg" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />I really like this and almost put it in the Good pile but I think ultimately there's just not enough <i>there </i>there. And it's giving me Little Bo Peep vibes minus sheep. OMG - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jar6nzgmm4">Dula Bo Peep</a>! </span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Gisele!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjISG7mSqcWVp7ibB_8fK2qh1td_Lkn0tyEEOWa2InMPE4SOCu_i6v2PAgdScXtAKBg3TmAr-A6i-err4uVqu56ij_qf1beickGF4SLB8G51lXxUUy5JkU0skKrCQDWcXfa1oElMbcgRN8d8H_9Dh7HvSC4k_5J1POZXyWBfb2aLy6gHm_OCyGczl9/s1280/gisele.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="868" data-original-width="1280" height="434" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjISG7mSqcWVp7ibB_8fK2qh1td_Lkn0tyEEOWa2InMPE4SOCu_i6v2PAgdScXtAKBg3TmAr-A6i-err4uVqu56ij_qf1beickGF4SLB8G51lXxUUy5JkU0skKrCQDWcXfa1oElMbcgRN8d8H_9Dh7HvSC4k_5J1POZXyWBfb2aLy6gHm_OCyGczl9/w640-h434/gisele.jpg" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">She looks beautiful as always and I love not having to see Tom anymore, but why is she dressed as a peacock that got stuck in some vertical blinds? And how many times did she flap during the evening? Because the flap is the interesting part! Just imagining Gabrielle Union muttering to Dwyane Wade, "Gisele is over there flapping again." </span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Kristen Stewart!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUF56jYMSYej3YVt6aOZqqXoY73pjmWktERrMlIdI5YvQPLHuo4WVqDAvAQF9LwRqJC-l8PlP23YNzTiFxSL2tAC8XHeG4aYE1rBNKYuC7hHavvzW-aeOJxMn3HqUzcpjDAUXuRdyu8B5qirspc0sxoLuBYeq_fpWiUGB46Kc4YJ129aC8Qk5IxFbg/s1553/kristen%20stewart.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1553" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUF56jYMSYej3YVt6aOZqqXoY73pjmWktERrMlIdI5YvQPLHuo4WVqDAvAQF9LwRqJC-l8PlP23YNzTiFxSL2tAC8XHeG4aYE1rBNKYuC7hHavvzW-aeOJxMn3HqUzcpjDAUXuRdyu8B5qirspc0sxoLuBYeq_fpWiUGB46Kc4YJ129aC8Qk5IxFbg/w426-h640/kristen%20stewart.jpg" width="426" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">The mental gymnastics I went through to try to like this! I almost like it but the little sheer belly button part of the shirt, the three-pronged tie, the silhouette of the pants... I just can't get there. I think the look she was attempting was successful, but I don't care for it.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Margot Robbie!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqVKpLmqMhqS2gSIKS2ZdYccrJu5nsr0P47oB-Tt9sq54r9NjYl6-aEO-zZFvIujtH2q-FDUBwjvYxianZr6gm6TtR5bM2jeqXefasYoCIuOb9co7dlNBQlIJFQ_Vv8szv6mtQGqh7kLSRJIofBlcSkmJzbC4eYo2o6AG-euj7rFMVKqqVYRjr0OO4/s1919/margot%20robbie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1919" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqVKpLmqMhqS2gSIKS2ZdYccrJu5nsr0P47oB-Tt9sq54r9NjYl6-aEO-zZFvIujtH2q-FDUBwjvYxianZr6gm6TtR5bM2jeqXefasYoCIuOb9co7dlNBQlIJFQ_Vv8szv6mtQGqh7kLSRJIofBlcSkmJzbC4eYo2o6AG-euj7rFMVKqqVYRjr0OO4/w426-h640/margot%20robbie.jpg" width="426" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">Snoozefest.<br /><br /><br /><b>Florence Pugh!</b></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNs88zlcsGauXGv_0rmEPM9LCgQ0NmDC44yb_ZP6vRlknyJVkkhda67U1N6LMd5pe3sikF1_jjpvMeVltHWwfvs3vvLy2fhn39TjktBJHRA8HX89Gzbsz2ZN7wuE3PpCWpBZctDsfy5_71zcWlI_ZTNLsYD25It60RaAN5fuWf_QBtYossan4F_DRW/s1552/florence%20pugh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1552" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNs88zlcsGauXGv_0rmEPM9LCgQ0NmDC44yb_ZP6vRlknyJVkkhda67U1N6LMd5pe3sikF1_jjpvMeVltHWwfvs3vvLy2fhn39TjktBJHRA8HX89Gzbsz2ZN7wuE3PpCWpBZctDsfy5_71zcWlI_ZTNLsYD25It60RaAN5fuWf_QBtYossan4F_DRW/w426-h640/florence%20pugh.jpg" width="426" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">That hat is FANTASTIC. I have no idea how she got through any doorways but I don't care, it's a moment! Unfortunately the dress is an artfully arranged duvet with a pathetic little bow that is NOT going to keep her from going tits ahoy, I fear.<br /><b><br /></b></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Nicole Kidman!</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKZUHSShC7nUK3hMJhnIKjz8dflsyFZv4ejbY_84LQMqw8p9jz1CNzlvQCsd7Y1FBn1A5_ogMdMfACGmcoHVOCCgzjEGI-PQKgxp_mBHLRT6x5qYqmc7lI7vqxjoPOlCmTS4nv8l3i-9CRzT8JX-3JiEwWuvxYvnesU-3nH4HKvQ_87s4BdAsm9CUm/s1280/nicole%20kidman.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="853" data-original-width="1280" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKZUHSShC7nUK3hMJhnIKjz8dflsyFZv4ejbY_84LQMqw8p9jz1CNzlvQCsd7Y1FBn1A5_ogMdMfACGmcoHVOCCgzjEGI-PQKgxp_mBHLRT6x5qYqmc7lI7vqxjoPOlCmTS4nv8l3i-9CRzT8JX-3JiEwWuvxYvnesU-3nH4HKvQ_87s4BdAsm9CUm/w640-h426/nicole%20kidman.jpg" width="640" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">Nic wore the dress from the Chanel commercial with shoes that don't go and what appears to be a hair elastic on her wrist. But she looks pretty and it's fun to have the throwback. Even half-assed attempts feel good in a place like this.<br /><b><br /></b></span><p></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;">Rihanna! Again!</span></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxvjPwtxV-YNoF2HZ1n3gsd-Zh2Lnm2DeyoT9YuW7isYFneVyctfY8-3qcrpiHcU48mte9WAVpMkUJi7rLyk_zIT1wsFuxAWNV8fXQHKM9iguthXB8jSNIp333tSIZN30tDccogv6TQ2FHVnvkbW6JNep6m0e6JNsRTLCBTXMKhDq26DT3GoAdZEGI/s1920/rihanna%202.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxvjPwtxV-YNoF2HZ1n3gsd-Zh2Lnm2DeyoT9YuW7isYFneVyctfY8-3qcrpiHcU48mte9WAVpMkUJi7rLyk_zIT1wsFuxAWNV8fXQHKM9iguthXB8jSNIp333tSIZN30tDccogv6TQ2FHVnvkbW6JNep6m0e6JNsRTLCBTXMKhDq26DT3GoAdZEGI/w426-h640/rihanna%202.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Ah yes, here's the reveal. It's okay, it's just that the fit is way off on the bust and I absolutely hate that flower. You don't need the flower on the dress itself when the jacket is all flowers. Get it out of there.</span><p></p>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-40822600232642105182023-05-02T17:01:00.005-04:002023-05-02T17:01:41.198-04:002023 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The Good!<span style="font-size: large;">Hello my dear readers. Yesterday was the First Monday in May and though Way Too Shay is in semi-retirement, I simply could not resist dusting off the ol' blog to bring you the best, the worst, the boringest, and the most WTF looks of the most important Monday in fashion - the Met Gala! This year's theme was a tribute to Karl Lagerfeld, who was a fat-phobic maniac... who happened to design beautiful things to wear. His iconic look was crisp white shirt with high collar, tie with brooch, black fingerless gloves, dark sunglasses, a fan, which you'll see much of in this rundown. Black, pearls, leather, exaggerated silhouettes, exposed boning, exposed hip bones, large headpieces, over the top beading, couture prepster extravaganza - that's what we talk about when we talk about Karl Lagerfeld. Oh and his beloved cat Choupette... remember Choupette for later. Let's get down to it!</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lizzo!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGZspQdvnUKfIL94v4HAsSf8CF4nWgXmyJm1tqUHogMr6E0O9H8oqTfNVRIIfrhU8vJgbF_0AiazaJoYd4YiFUtSLYU_t6oEI0-zuJjIV-dQpTRHAKErdG0QvFl1MNewT1eWtYRfhrBFnQAukflQC1j8qCtHNGgRhSzEoXfRhC0O0iOFmnuRG7BsIz/s1756/lizzo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1756" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGZspQdvnUKfIL94v4HAsSf8CF4nWgXmyJm1tqUHogMr6E0O9H8oqTfNVRIIfrhU8vJgbF_0AiazaJoYd4YiFUtSLYU_t6oEI0-zuJjIV-dQpTRHAKErdG0QvFl1MNewT1eWtYRfhrBFnQAukflQC1j8qCtHNGgRhSzEoXfRhC0O0iOFmnuRG7BsIz/w466-h640/lizzo.jpg" width="466" /></a></div>Lizzo looks gorgeous hitting so many Lagerfeld checkmarks - black, dripping with pearls, leather, fingerless gloves. Again, I cannot stress enough how hateful KL was toward bodies with any sort of flesh on them, which makes this look all the more special to me.<b><br /></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ashley Graham!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyH5CcFqZE6TQPv-Btf9Mi2_TL7Vv6dETDc6eUGkOmai8-AWxBDE3q4GIK9oPpcwEX1VX4r2kszEAH-MZ-vTfXcmHE0IKi8Xqkz-rAdnZD1YlssH0gFRXmLLJLA6wq_tOQqoecITrEdEEmz46kgBNyG6lcJbNa-6QgQgpxCGzWGlUjrWvKZKfn7lwQ/s1280/ashley%20graham.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="1280" height="468" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyH5CcFqZE6TQPv-Btf9Mi2_TL7Vv6dETDc6eUGkOmai8-AWxBDE3q4GIK9oPpcwEX1VX4r2kszEAH-MZ-vTfXcmHE0IKi8Xqkz-rAdnZD1YlssH0gFRXmLLJLA6wq_tOQqoecITrEdEEmz46kgBNyG6lcJbNa-6QgQgpxCGzWGlUjrWvKZKfn7lwQ/w640-h468/ashley%20graham.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Love this take on the iconic 1987 Chanel haute couture pink satin dress - but even more exaggerated. And let's talk about the 90s hair - fingerwaves, spit curls and The Flip all at once? It's bananas and I love it.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Brian Tyree Henry!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSCeZ27iLFt0dH2m12mVXJ6gIw1pI8iTXYOrfFXU2jGR-mlJhmHwNzaPvRlz8yReztAAyPPfK2EF-ff4u3QBsuwGsyLCIVseX32g0YVglwIuOazFLJKm6mdAEXEQg2U_5TnVA_Fu_qFuQH9j2oFq4UncDXrdX_csBexPCs8jfHKPfsu7sNWULI-X7M/s1920/brian%20tyree%20henry.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSCeZ27iLFt0dH2m12mVXJ6gIw1pI8iTXYOrfFXU2jGR-mlJhmHwNzaPvRlz8yReztAAyPPfK2EF-ff4u3QBsuwGsyLCIVseX32g0YVglwIuOazFLJKm6mdAEXEQg2U_5TnVA_Fu_qFuQH9j2oFq4UncDXrdX_csBexPCs8jfHKPfsu7sNWULI-X7M/w426-h640/brian%20tyree%20henry.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>What stunning, carefully chosen excess! Diddy went for a similar look but I think BTH executed it more successfully. He looks beyond regal.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Salma Hayek!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvV1lT5RYYaE6zQUtvH3-UAU61w77VWLtD-Mf7wPAi1fNhvtz_M5HDK5ewtYDU6o0HnI01UXZrKYTpEzXR3Twbz63xAq6NAaMwXJ0cpfQIZPu8mgjpvoiYpZ5RHmHQ1Wjk1ySjQsUlsTnH10YPcaorWVphj5IoU_NXidNvh9XjXWI-OKUg5NuVyJHB/s1475/salma%20hayek.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1475" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvV1lT5RYYaE6zQUtvH3-UAU61w77VWLtD-Mf7wPAi1fNhvtz_M5HDK5ewtYDU6o0HnI01UXZrKYTpEzXR3Twbz63xAq6NAaMwXJ0cpfQIZPu8mgjpvoiYpZ5RHmHQ1Wjk1ySjQsUlsTnH10YPcaorWVphj5IoU_NXidNvh9XjXWI-OKUg5NuVyJHB/w450-h640/salma%20hayek.jpg" width="450" /></a></div>Leather and lace and pearls in fire red? Fetch my smelling salts!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jordan Roth!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZXNgdaRaVJjyqMfVKs0Z2kpJ1trVhXWo2R-WTxPVq9vn1GUnK06l1mQlzeFZrsRc9znx1btndwufUtNBW_Py9AyTbHZbPqkyBGCwhwE0Hl7w8W2vHb7fK-520JTVC66RFg4Dm9sjbinwfvsz4ZQsF6XvOcUin6ke_6FldjZSjLNOcwwn3aGP5YClp/s720/jordan%20roth.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="480" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZXNgdaRaVJjyqMfVKs0Z2kpJ1trVhXWo2R-WTxPVq9vn1GUnK06l1mQlzeFZrsRc9znx1btndwufUtNBW_Py9AyTbHZbPqkyBGCwhwE0Hl7w8W2vHb7fK-520JTVC66RFg4Dm9sjbinwfvsz4ZQsF6XvOcUin6ke_6FldjZSjLNOcwwn3aGP5YClp/w426-h640/jordan%20roth.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>The Met Gala is always blessed by Jordan Roth, but Jordan Roth in a black sequined fan gown is truly a gift.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bad Bunny!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF8W3Tn3QpVW7HxsVa_Pi6M_U2sOIBr1c9Fme_x1Cxq1TjiZ67hgzKQuSipTmp7wfZbb5tb7mgsZzgSBDZKSc__ZF_xeXCkwZVU8v1tw_P1nmRQSpcWDTnXL1wtcDtFsylPpBkez1FRjokMGMikQ4HY3nL5y5lWPh5tCeF-veRXfrgHoqKZ72vRMCn/s1280/bad%20bunny.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="853" data-original-width="1280" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjF8W3Tn3QpVW7HxsVa_Pi6M_U2sOIBr1c9Fme_x1Cxq1TjiZ67hgzKQuSipTmp7wfZbb5tb7mgsZzgSBDZKSc__ZF_xeXCkwZVU8v1tw_P1nmRQSpcWDTnXL1wtcDtFsylPpBkez1FRjokMGMikQ4HY3nL5y5lWPh5tCeF-veRXfrgHoqKZ72vRMCn/w640-h426/bad%20bunny.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>A backless suit with a 6+ foot couture stole in pristine white? Why yes, I do enjoy looking at that!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ke Huy Quan!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-1inzFxg2HCXiKCQk7slbT2Ige5N6nkroHZtjmfsujiwBXfejjCdTteTCALIysyU2xIswR8IX5P4SfgXvuWhICA21aHA4lCeOGnVM-odIauj2sBzPO_iVhq36VUOk35eMHAVLJnVk1JxYAseqtFol8iDZ7LPD8jTi7HTsHshZBPzjOcv359Giz0WZ/s1920/ke%20huy%20quan.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-1inzFxg2HCXiKCQk7slbT2Ige5N6nkroHZtjmfsujiwBXfejjCdTteTCALIysyU2xIswR8IX5P4SfgXvuWhICA21aHA4lCeOGnVM-odIauj2sBzPO_iVhq36VUOk35eMHAVLJnVk1JxYAseqtFol8iDZ7LPD8jTi7HTsHshZBPzjOcv359Giz0WZ/w426-h640/ke%20huy%20quan.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>While this may be grinding the line between homage and cosplay, in this case we must abide by the ZZ Top theorem: every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Cara Delevigne!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaEJjDuC2vczeF_Hx3pkPv61K0UP7GMr62jLCBk0GuWdIBzIN2GQpblQkzB0U_dw8Pxvw1lnPwth6OXCAzGF9jj9eAF2KVDbwtm7RA_eOUGAYVP6b4tYDMzx8j4PswEfQjqjNd-yrp288p3K_z1XVH0bIqsf6WZWzMjDid4WufL5TBiDdWt9QLuudg/s1919/cara%20delevigne.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1919" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaEJjDuC2vczeF_Hx3pkPv61K0UP7GMr62jLCBk0GuWdIBzIN2GQpblQkzB0U_dw8Pxvw1lnPwth6OXCAzGF9jj9eAF2KVDbwtm7RA_eOUGAYVP6b4tYDMzx8j4PswEfQjqjNd-yrp288p3K_z1XVH0bIqsf6WZWzMjDid4WufL5TBiDdWt9QLuudg/w426-h640/cara%20delevigne.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>KL's one-time muse doing a fun deconstructed, feminized version of his iconic look down to the white hair. I'm all for it.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Teyana Taylor!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKa6UA5CmC6VKVa1uzZWtxoYPPKQYtpYPLZS1QTeI7B6ZsAoVIwxqlE6cSvyFxnmWOsF9Xl7Uyt5bjwm3nAk76127QPgHh7J370xcIfJmcTLI4zv0irmgCX3XbQiY1WhyfHBkrWcdwKooHejk4glcB1p6EuEqMz9TqbJ9ouU0qaMUoLoiwEd7g74lg/s1553/teyanna%20taylor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1553" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKa6UA5CmC6VKVa1uzZWtxoYPPKQYtpYPLZS1QTeI7B6ZsAoVIwxqlE6cSvyFxnmWOsF9Xl7Uyt5bjwm3nAk76127QPgHh7J370xcIfJmcTLI4zv0irmgCX3XbQiY1WhyfHBkrWcdwKooHejk4glcB1p6EuEqMz9TqbJ9ouU0qaMUoLoiwEd7g74lg/w426-h640/teyanna%20taylor.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>This takes my breath away - Thom Browne has done it again. It may have done the same to her, too - I heard the skirt was so tight she actually had to hop up the stairs! </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Stephanie Hsu!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCnB5NRzbi_KiRylhyI4b2_rI2vFLwYMNJ_IJO0O0nmaBCWev8Y2rf2ORGSrRSpyrcmnIVg9PMxsyhe50Op75wYRRDp26SCMOHEX5GYMzvjx2bhyujUw6Is0zV49BBPP1MjhdUBVXs6026KUDGxkocrWPsZJQEfQaidFoLIeXV0ZjWeLroO633eoO1/s1553/stephanie%20hsu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1553" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCnB5NRzbi_KiRylhyI4b2_rI2vFLwYMNJ_IJO0O0nmaBCWev8Y2rf2ORGSrRSpyrcmnIVg9PMxsyhe50Op75wYRRDp26SCMOHEX5GYMzvjx2bhyujUw6Is0zV49BBPP1MjhdUBVXs6026KUDGxkocrWPsZJQEfQaidFoLIeXV0ZjWeLroO633eoO1/w426-h640/stephanie%20hsu.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>My dear readers, I know this is a blogspot site and I know I take all my photos from the internet, so I know you will not be able to fully see the detail on this dress. So I implore you to google it and zoom in - the construction is mind-blowing and I just love the gradual size increase of the sequins and beading from top to bottom. This is a such a cool look and I think the choice to go severe on makeup and hair really works.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Keke Palmer!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEk3M9ZeP7GNWxQETl6tQINShL9v5ds0lRIWyG4pVbMNYJsZv3ahSqtuVBVDFKIKPX8YhMPMbOdwEoZOT3CaMA7oTI3ctqF5p3vlDXfzpRSbHbtvhjGMAZbhsT1jykX2IgRezVNEXHqwVA6mh5baUSZzn69a3OZERiPZmeTJOhqi_NvM247Nf1cUJ2/s1997/keke%20palmer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1997" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEk3M9ZeP7GNWxQETl6tQINShL9v5ds0lRIWyG4pVbMNYJsZv3ahSqtuVBVDFKIKPX8YhMPMbOdwEoZOT3CaMA7oTI3ctqF5p3vlDXfzpRSbHbtvhjGMAZbhsT1jykX2IgRezVNEXHqwVA6mh5baUSZzn69a3OZERiPZmeTJOhqi_NvM247Nf1cUJ2/w410-h640/keke%20palmer.jpg" width="410" /></a></div>I am in awe of the fit on this gown. It looks heavy as hell but I firmly believe there is not a chance this is going tits ahoy. And, in contrast to the last look, I think the softness for the hair and a nude lip is exactly right. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jenna Ortega!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0EQ2xic_AAfpPnG-r9JAgrVVjsX83paZhr8C40QXrmUmqdjesDEQyDVlVqD57n39OlmxbryXzDABgo7E52UM91dtqrw5Ec2G0iGetBULD2ZJs4FtiFKoqDAhffCihFPzkO-2QZJ7eYST-D_j4rhrEMLQVD-fb7NU8uy2tSdfm4cimkSGfuw3Z2bw9/s1919/jenna%20ortega.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1919" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0EQ2xic_AAfpPnG-r9JAgrVVjsX83paZhr8C40QXrmUmqdjesDEQyDVlVqD57n39OlmxbryXzDABgo7E52UM91dtqrw5Ec2G0iGetBULD2ZJs4FtiFKoqDAhffCihFPzkO-2QZJ7eYST-D_j4rhrEMLQVD-fb7NU8uy2tSdfm4cimkSGfuw3Z2bw9/w426-h640/jenna%20ortega.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Okay, we are going to come back to this concept in the Bad so listen up: this is a master class in the star wearing the couture instead of the couture wearing the star. By all rights Jenna Ortega should be swallowed by this look but she is in total control - and looks so cool.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Taika Waititi!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKf1swbKs3JvBjjLceXDh-jbSXY7vU9FklHWh8e2SE0YB2E1J83u1R09CuOuQlJ_VPX718AtOSqOhzcNXDsifpR00I9zDIxsADePQKnWHaTs9vsOKOqK3xWnX1MAGLhz6Gg9zHg4MzNf8rADg4887rBAg8W_HvUhN5Qomirc3sYSdp95r_6jQgCZfx/s1553/taika%20waititi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1553" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKf1swbKs3JvBjjLceXDh-jbSXY7vU9FklHWh8e2SE0YB2E1J83u1R09CuOuQlJ_VPX718AtOSqOhzcNXDsifpR00I9zDIxsADePQKnWHaTs9vsOKOqK3xWnX1MAGLhz6Gg9zHg4MzNf8rADg4887rBAg8W_HvUhN5Qomirc3sYSdp95r_6jQgCZfx/w426-h640/taika%20waititi.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Taika Waititi <i>shan't</i> be coaxed out of his housecoat. Nay, he'll simply add some necklaces and change his loafers for hard soled shoes and you will like it.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Michelle Yeoh!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4ZEBGvUzB-B3tkF6SMWh6cGp98ZXEcUjvYL16rN2OQA2dSh2O5CeVYNYNb_WTmxt48l6gWMKR-jidgbsJWcmVeG_lRZ2OSchXbN4Yo3CA7ivRuN0V70T-j1jrJ5wgUEzIQgbXI8GhSzdtod9_oXwRKEhaY5jRUh96Akt_7SHzf3wnhh3Cff0-zJle/s1552/michelle%20yeoh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1552" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4ZEBGvUzB-B3tkF6SMWh6cGp98ZXEcUjvYL16rN2OQA2dSh2O5CeVYNYNb_WTmxt48l6gWMKR-jidgbsJWcmVeG_lRZ2OSchXbN4Yo3CA7ivRuN0V70T-j1jrJ5wgUEzIQgbXI8GhSzdtod9_oXwRKEhaY5jRUh96Akt_7SHzf3wnhh3Cff0-zJle/w426-h640/michelle%20yeoh.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>One of my favorite looks is that off-the-shoulder take on a buttoned down men's shirt. Add some of the biggest puffed sleeves in the world and you know I'm all in.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbZk32-2-6E4Aw2HoDtPFTc74nntgEVd5wqpjK5IaGMAjp8nX8zc87XKsMxaMeb_3fTpqRqH-nrNh1K29d8zADLQWv4IcadW8Q9-ibYBRopft5IWafQyK3kLiN_eIqn-zfrnAa1xmGFY9ylidNtlcv9SsEYqDT5aRx9LQba8xp8uY-u7_ZjMH8DevN/s499/puffed%20sleeves.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="347" data-original-width="499" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbZk32-2-6E4Aw2HoDtPFTc74nntgEVd5wqpjK5IaGMAjp8nX8zc87XKsMxaMeb_3fTpqRqH-nrNh1K29d8zADLQWv4IcadW8Q9-ibYBRopft5IWafQyK3kLiN_eIqn-zfrnAa1xmGFY9ylidNtlcv9SsEYqDT5aRx9LQba8xp8uY-u7_ZjMH8DevN/s320/puffed%20sleeves.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Cardi B!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjob4x0mJPdTRlpo00zIZi8O3Id7kMm3pm1u2ZiQ_JCfhbX6dShcFzJHYf4EJ5lYoXMH8cH7BdQoWdOQmQDrv3SRSX2XdaIICSky10nFaehEXgA6LbNctm6t0j-TnqmCWFLU3PKzrbocYprNxHg2vlRhWFK3gSYw0PEJBOi8lShEpx91mt2_WmY9HZ5/s1870/cardi%20b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1870" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjob4x0mJPdTRlpo00zIZi8O3Id7kMm3pm1u2ZiQ_JCfhbX6dShcFzJHYf4EJ5lYoXMH8cH7BdQoWdOQmQDrv3SRSX2XdaIICSky10nFaehEXgA6LbNctm6t0j-TnqmCWFLU3PKzrbocYprNxHg2vlRhWFK3gSYw0PEJBOi8lShEpx91mt2_WmY9HZ5/w438-h640/cardi%20b.jpg" width="438" /></a></div>Everything seems to be in order here. No notes!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaO8rbvY4RBehp683FX1JSbhOzExypANRfcRt09WjxDUtBfOyEOReI_Td9G8dJj8Ed12i2vQPGAaFrS8f_oKt0CBAfCuwJ9QFyHMsyYSZQtqsEOILulrCcEN9rfuI7k5yy7mCuanniNk5CqwErLVZkJYxLgA1P3xi_wct0qq-MviKLb9Vguw8g5mxG/s1920/gabrielle%20union%20and%20dwayne%20wade.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaO8rbvY4RBehp683FX1JSbhOzExypANRfcRt09WjxDUtBfOyEOReI_Td9G8dJj8Ed12i2vQPGAaFrS8f_oKt0CBAfCuwJ9QFyHMsyYSZQtqsEOILulrCcEN9rfuI7k5yy7mCuanniNk5CqwErLVZkJYxLgA1P3xi_wct0qq-MviKLb9Vguw8g5mxG/w426-h640/gabrielle%20union%20and%20dwayne%20wade.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>The coolest people in the entire building. Full stop. Also please observe the coordinating but alternating leather elements. I bow down.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Amanda Seyfried!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKcDzykaCM5ZQRCd1Fr0hcWwXoract1w-VVWEjdFWOCYBY0UWHkUAhCnJP5eJbnYOmg3bgwAiWGmJG-OqHYfrmX49EfgnET_i5eH2_0ATr2MhBCKPuzBQolARfoF1XsMMEE_KxqLrntqBDKypr01igMHPwdB66T9LHhDn3QWWG_KyDVy7tr6BdA-IX/s1552/amanda%20seyfried.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1552" data-original-width="1035" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKcDzykaCM5ZQRCd1Fr0hcWwXoract1w-VVWEjdFWOCYBY0UWHkUAhCnJP5eJbnYOmg3bgwAiWGmJG-OqHYfrmX49EfgnET_i5eH2_0ATr2MhBCKPuzBQolARfoF1XsMMEE_KxqLrntqBDKypr01igMHPwdB66T9LHhDn3QWWG_KyDVy7tr6BdA-IX/w426-h640/amanda%20seyfried.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>This is the best she has ever looked. Please make sure to keep this stylist! Did I think it was Hung Up-era Madonna? Absolutely. Is that a compliment? Mostly. <br /> <br /><b>Rihanna and A$AP Rocky!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxTmNJAYUqK7gwxXS-CewIZXi-LIm1ngi309s7DL9RpHkHRKldxF4p-ZNRGpcN1oK-ZDHbY8PpvKZPsxrdgwo6UdaT6gJdH0t5m2ke-xa1SWpk9Xl7E6xRTJC4MOOrE8Uu2RizKsHFMM7qWmUKy4c3aJvduWKRLstmaABwVTyoqM_IS5RRH0Eob6Ht/s2500/asap-rocky-rihanna-met-gala-2023.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1821" data-original-width="2500" height="466" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxTmNJAYUqK7gwxXS-CewIZXi-LIm1ngi309s7DL9RpHkHRKldxF4p-ZNRGpcN1oK-ZDHbY8PpvKZPsxrdgwo6UdaT6gJdH0t5m2ke-xa1SWpk9Xl7E6xRTJC4MOOrE8Uu2RizKsHFMM7qWmUKy4c3aJvduWKRLstmaABwVTyoqM_IS5RRH0Eob6Ht/w640-h466/asap-rocky-rihanna-met-gala-2023.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>The iconic tartan kilt (which was styled over jeans, which you can't see in this photo but worked), THREE belts, and basically the couture equivalent of being covered in whipped cream... THIS is the Met Gala. Let's get a better look at Riri...</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmJegCCUDBtMhitphl2TRvYXUqnR4ou1MDzfoe6zBWYyn32RbzQhKPahIMRRW-BU1v_tb0vWlqRxXDWV8c8iTU-cJwJxmalTJoEdcUNQbOUp6G8no3FZ1cswZY4W13S3ch5CxhyvT5fJ3c3Xvs4GCjl9p8EjWIZWcJXDRie8FBM0g2UUMA15ogu_d_/s1920/rihanna%201.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmJegCCUDBtMhitphl2TRvYXUqnR4ou1MDzfoe6zBWYyn32RbzQhKPahIMRRW-BU1v_tb0vWlqRxXDWV8c8iTU-cJwJxmalTJoEdcUNQbOUp6G8no3FZ1cswZY4W13S3ch5CxhyvT5fJ3c3Xvs4GCjl9p8EjWIZWcJXDRie8FBM0g2UUMA15ogu_d_/w426-h640/rihanna%201.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">BRB, hot gluing huge lashes on the outside of all my sunglasses. There is, of course, a reveal. But... you'll have to wait and see what category that falls into. More to come later this week!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">Welcome back to amateur fashion commentary, my dear readers. I missed this.</span></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-19289456263770030712022-10-31T10:10:00.003-04:002022-10-31T12:04:42.524-04:00Sexy __________ Halloween Costume Roundup 2022!<span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, hello. It's been a minute. I'm sorry we didn't get to celebrate the highs and lows of the big red carpets this year. That said, is it actually Halloween if you don't see someone's abs or butt cheeks? No, I don't believe so. So settle into your most uncomfortable push up bra or strap on that pleather harness and let's dig in to this year's selection of Sexy ____ Halloween Costumes!</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/yandy-regency-viscountess-costume">Sexy Bridgerton!</a></b></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsxx2S7vTcO0tvBioRxwB2D73jqTRDb0UUNh8jQ3bwzATfaDj7NlSqFzlR5Sgi0VXaS2vHc8jd7eq_Nt85HhOM-4wH_E6UhresX3VaxJTVSLh-GfGGa0_UHdG_4GQ0urpBp4ukL079lmEX93ow6FneCrlyHKLJexHX1bOjwVTW4-k6ZwAi7symA4kj/s979/bridgerton.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="979" data-original-width="517" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsxx2S7vTcO0tvBioRxwB2D73jqTRDb0UUNh8jQ3bwzATfaDj7NlSqFzlR5Sgi0VXaS2vHc8jd7eq_Nt85HhOM-4wH_E6UhresX3VaxJTVSLh-GfGGa0_UHdG_4GQ0urpBp4ukL079lmEX93ow6FneCrlyHKLJexHX1bOjwVTW4-k6ZwAi7symA4kj/w338-h640/bridgerton.JPG" width="338" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Honestly, Yandy what took you so long? In terms of Sexy ____ costumes this one is fairly tame, but still counts. Sadly, they do not have a matching men's sexy version.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/way-too-wild-cowgirl-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Cowgirl!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7rTmUvS4u2oos3Tw_kvxsAtb-1PBOb0DyGhC7eGanBXcG0-qa2iwZGft-KtPkqwVgyIKg3Hn9vBjwnh9m8G_ajRaH2c7JCEcpOXc3OaPl1tos7YwodyALWW2fdsF2s3fCm1DERQxfmjgf9NC7pMOds_wkOtL_Vrl-yBO3XyXkrvOnr71EaHWDzmlt/s988/cowgirl.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="988" data-original-width="559" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7rTmUvS4u2oos3Tw_kvxsAtb-1PBOb0DyGhC7eGanBXcG0-qa2iwZGft-KtPkqwVgyIKg3Hn9vBjwnh9m8G_ajRaH2c7JCEcpOXc3OaPl1tos7YwodyALWW2fdsF2s3fCm1DERQxfmjgf9NC7pMOds_wkOtL_Vrl-yBO3XyXkrvOnr71EaHWDzmlt/w362-h640/cowgirl.JPG" width="362" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I need y'all to know that this comes in a variety of colors but I thought the cow print was the best of them. You know, really drive home the point of the costume. And good news for couples....</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/yandy-mens-ride-or-die-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Cowboy!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5X_kOyQ0E32faAXZ8d-vDpSRfKVq1TR8iIMuGuIhLW8H2gzz08KPJjBV3p53OffDN57lCK-5RsKJFXJLNbcX9lbvWMgtcFVf3Int9hazMHzENxDUl3QdMhPlZ-qhLcbYpmAF16knUxzDQDHyYd3M8sMZX5u5p_27HdBcPL8CubGY8jhQBE6AzMPS/s986/cowboy.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="986" data-original-width="545" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT5X_kOyQ0E32faAXZ8d-vDpSRfKVq1TR8iIMuGuIhLW8H2gzz08KPJjBV3p53OffDN57lCK-5RsKJFXJLNbcX9lbvWMgtcFVf3Int9hazMHzENxDUl3QdMhPlZ-qhLcbYpmAF16knUxzDQDHyYd3M8sMZX5u5p_27HdBcPL8CubGY8jhQBE6AzMPS/w354-h640/cowboy.JPG" width="354" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Okay, look, you cannot convince me that this is not trying to be Sexy Woody from <i>Toy Story</i> but with the print on the chaps instead of the shirt for obvious reasons. Also, this model is in a lot of the men's Sexy ____ costume photos and I just noticed the enormous tattoo of a dog on his arm. If you visit the page for this one you'll see another model wearing this costume with SNEAKERS. Absolutely not! </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/causal-brown-cow-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Cow!</span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWJPiRjrkSYMVCph99Uu3uo548uezrKL5gVbtTlE99zPButtgMm4alHKx1arLJjLOmQQJxsNNy32irPmJdl2ZCHw_it5ejZj8qevKg1cSqYURedbV69_E10dohyID12JNHKdNzqyjH8n4Wfy6p5HqgnQ_JpzHDhZML8pZRYqxxuEwKDvyBiEDQxlqz/s981/cow.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="981" data-original-width="532" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWJPiRjrkSYMVCph99Uu3uo548uezrKL5gVbtTlE99zPButtgMm4alHKx1arLJjLOmQQJxsNNy32irPmJdl2ZCHw_it5ejZj8qevKg1cSqYURedbV69_E10dohyID12JNHKdNzqyjH8n4Wfy6p5HqgnQ_JpzHDhZML8pZRYqxxuEwKDvyBiEDQxlqz/w348-h640/cow.JPG" width="348" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">A++++ to Yandy. Sexy Cow!?! I never would have imagined this day. I am delighted. All I have to say is, Brown Cow: Stunning! </span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/yandy-edible-gummy-bear-costume">Sexy Gummy Bear!</a></b><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgVH3nrb0rzgISZvNF4lfmYgQYruHhMmul35VuYa_wczsIKYiCbGc0ic01FhNcCYUVrYamfwzPqkaYu-z34z20-Ww6QJ6HTMGM6K9JRdBRkZ2Luhaz06a72l3b35_NfMBO4r-prG60wMnUNscQpRU-DkLHmUuBsADnxUnV-ezD_48I_4caqmKm0vU3/s991/gummy%20bear.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="991" data-original-width="556" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgVH3nrb0rzgISZvNF4lfmYgQYruHhMmul35VuYa_wczsIKYiCbGc0ic01FhNcCYUVrYamfwzPqkaYu-z34z20-Ww6QJ6HTMGM6K9JRdBRkZ2Luhaz06a72l3b35_NfMBO4r-prG60wMnUNscQpRU-DkLHmUuBsADnxUnV-ezD_48I_4caqmKm0vU3/w360-h640/gummy%20bear.JPG" width="360" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">The necklace (!!!) says "Gummy a Bear Hug" which I reject entirely. I actually don't understand this costume at all but it also comes in green. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/yandy-dalmatian-couture-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Cruella!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlx4IBDFjtzpQNbMeul2L3nJbnW-_2p7GOaG3jjMiqOw3rbgapV323EquSwihzvS6tbGTdWGDZ3kBFtA3BVjxiG1NY36e6QcG6j3zHeSJboRRzPhi7LROxYnravekpk-33VT9NHrvvvNCec9Mlm0ueAjSPOcZCjf-w39Q5Y_s3jd6XLCKcgePyiqov/s945/cruella.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="945" data-original-width="739" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlx4IBDFjtzpQNbMeul2L3nJbnW-_2p7GOaG3jjMiqOw3rbgapV323EquSwihzvS6tbGTdWGDZ3kBFtA3BVjxiG1NY36e6QcG6j3zHeSJboRRzPhi7LROxYnravekpk-33VT9NHrvvvNCec9Mlm0ueAjSPOcZCjf-w39Q5Y_s3jd6XLCKcgePyiqov/w500-h640/cruella.JPG" width="500" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I think we've seen Sexy Cruella costumes before but this is a nice update thanks to the Emma Stone movie. They say "wig and cigarette holder not included" but I am seeing a riding crop? Confused. Yandy, pls clarify.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/yandy-mens-speed-demon-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Devil!</span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_D-3qd7Lm9klcBEnuBkVdlo7pHGA9bZkFTRAaoqsiEFIESaFSM7quRLmumCsBvujlPVa2ttts60QPcHW9BHNNU7m34RQ7X8GRuVlxxImLiDU0xa0cELHIizXOmVm7RIF9KwdKE_McjEvUnqj41bZdwzOwqKPDqwRu_jGhoRE2k4hY0xlWcHXORLCs/s982/devil.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="982" data-original-width="537" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_D-3qd7Lm9klcBEnuBkVdlo7pHGA9bZkFTRAaoqsiEFIESaFSM7quRLmumCsBvujlPVa2ttts60QPcHW9BHNNU7m34RQ7X8GRuVlxxImLiDU0xa0cELHIizXOmVm7RIF9KwdKE_McjEvUnqj41bZdwzOwqKPDqwRu_jGhoRE2k4hY0xlWcHXORLCs/w350-h640/devil.JPG" width="350" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">The lacing on the briefs has me cackling - Yandy has styled this with "hint of scrotum" analogous to "underboob." Oh Yandy! You are too much!<br /></span><div><br /></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/strikeout-doll-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Baseball Player!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiSD8wJ-AUJZKrVhoCQGfQuHAc-usTeJitdGr6p7g6yz91FupUaTWnUs7M9jRxQ7ey6IXxsgNWVBimP5MDM-1Cc3ioqh0RHvIK8K5QDYrUSR5MLKef3FDWFI4R9gosPMrPA2k9SpAlnGuIibNG4eFau-J9KYKyxcSeswTzicAjF2kFnLXinrXN_az5/s758/baseball.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="758" data-original-width="456" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiSD8wJ-AUJZKrVhoCQGfQuHAc-usTeJitdGr6p7g6yz91FupUaTWnUs7M9jRxQ7ey6IXxsgNWVBimP5MDM-1Cc3ioqh0RHvIK8K5QDYrUSR5MLKef3FDWFI4R9gosPMrPA2k9SpAlnGuIibNG4eFau-J9KYKyxcSeswTzicAjF2kFnLXinrXN_az5/w386-h640/baseball.JPG" width="386" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Was definitely hoping to see some Sexy Lesbian Rockford Peaches this year because holy shit the <i>League of Their Own</i> series on Amazon was so great. Honestly, in any other year I would not include this costume but the boys are playing Game 3 tonight at home so LET'S GO PHILLIES!!!!!! Why can't us, you know?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/serving-looks-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Tennis Player!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_3I1xC8T7sCc75yFzpccPdT4gR3-DiuMQoKS3Vv6yZmxb7d509rnX1nz2t4j8eqfXapxajF3LzURCN6CB1MFuKwFA7T0ahah9bIpvUVpayX8CyRH_VtBfiNMQQrAdhGCjeoEix0hdqi6wS90B73QCFORiTaqszc7axL29NxYVphPTlrzJ51Dmgryb/s967/tennis.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="967" data-original-width="476" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_3I1xC8T7sCc75yFzpccPdT4gR3-DiuMQoKS3Vv6yZmxb7d509rnX1nz2t4j8eqfXapxajF3LzURCN6CB1MFuKwFA7T0ahah9bIpvUVpayX8CyRH_VtBfiNMQQrAdhGCjeoEix0hdqi6wS90B73QCFORiTaqszc7axL29NxYVphPTlrzJ51Dmgryb/w316-h640/tennis.JPG" width="316" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Why are the skirt, bag, and cap brim see-through!? This is a classic Yandy costume - sexy in a very confusing way. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/in-the-paint-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Painter!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi45F9yxsK58J3hF20kl2TRzUbzBJ8xz1UqlIj_C8aYzCJ3QSrgUUyYMCy5o6Ok5rCmDO8--F6Jw7vqqxcCFsUSCrHxGFlhlPUSUJQLtYaXzNMUvNLk6UpOcMGeBUT83Bhs8yZyLQ8PbXe53fBb-nhyEziLYtnYoWgwhnRe0Nge0DlwvoLVBS4xmNcu/s994/painter.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="994" data-original-width="548" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi45F9yxsK58J3hF20kl2TRzUbzBJ8xz1UqlIj_C8aYzCJ3QSrgUUyYMCy5o6Ok5rCmDO8--F6Jw7vqqxcCFsUSCrHxGFlhlPUSUJQLtYaXzNMUvNLk6UpOcMGeBUT83Bhs8yZyLQ8PbXe53fBb-nhyEziLYtnYoWgwhnRe0Nge0DlwvoLVBS4xmNcu/w352-h640/painter.JPG" width="352" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Amazing addition to the team. No notes.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/yandy-mens-burn-baby-burn-costume">Sexy Fireman!</a></b><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj71ti47SuTNVRYklHzfp0bzVpP0nCXJHhOwnTLMPXF7IQgfjiK_z1FOi63Kx_vqBIz9Kg1bl8pvNWJX8fNry3UT49BA98Z0plc1ER0x6FrJSS1Vnvko56FQcPqrEe42VZ7iRo0wT-eQoJpYOw6reaqz7TILTPFFLZl7mZNeyGkq-Sdy99EXERZmva/s989/fireman.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="989" data-original-width="527" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj71ti47SuTNVRYklHzfp0bzVpP0nCXJHhOwnTLMPXF7IQgfjiK_z1FOi63Kx_vqBIz9Kg1bl8pvNWJX8fNry3UT49BA98Z0plc1ER0x6FrJSS1Vnvko56FQcPqrEe42VZ7iRo0wT-eQoJpYOw6reaqz7TILTPFFLZl7mZNeyGkq-Sdy99EXERZmva/w342-h640/fireman.JPG" width="342" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">A bit passé, no? Snoozefest.<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/whats-the-911-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy EMT!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCJo5zpAaJ-B2KLhE2hnEhGBNBNZmkBcBBob8ngnZ4qghvZMXxt82FzdY75sijNi90Klan3ofbTmzTRhIT3hzbClTEDs5PvqsNXXsxVS_5Lll1ndT1L2HlgOQ2Z646DMhweSicO3R6Hds5TUFjjTwMld22mDaEJRQvPz_49MZTHBlmRi9nYo4Ninhj/s964/emt.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="964" data-original-width="577" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCJo5zpAaJ-B2KLhE2hnEhGBNBNZmkBcBBob8ngnZ4qghvZMXxt82FzdY75sijNi90Klan3ofbTmzTRhIT3hzbClTEDs5PvqsNXXsxVS_5Lll1ndT1L2HlgOQ2Z646DMhweSicO3R6Hds5TUFjjTwMld22mDaEJRQvPz_49MZTHBlmRi9nYo4Ninhj/w384-h640/emt.JPG" width="384" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Sure.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/workout-diva-costume">Sexy Olivia Newton John Physical Video!</a></b></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfA8puH33hOk7aYuXoO1REnhg6F_lPi1WZLT9kBpH3y2QaG38bxqZiWTfI_eJs4aVHlHUTUqcS8YskNe7MZ1keFtIcYT-WRGdusCAM9ZatVLQCFrfPDMeE1nbIQ1QyTrQcDCKOsOYiLlhrQmw3ChU4mA3yRjJ9BTit0u-PlTxSeRJrE7QrXXdVRFAA/s993/onj%20physical.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="993" data-original-width="405" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfA8puH33hOk7aYuXoO1REnhg6F_lPi1WZLT9kBpH3y2QaG38bxqZiWTfI_eJs4aVHlHUTUqcS8YskNe7MZ1keFtIcYT-WRGdusCAM9ZatVLQCFrfPDMeE1nbIQ1QyTrQcDCKOsOYiLlhrQmw3ChU4mA3yRjJ9BTit0u-PlTxSeRJrE7QrXXdVRFAA/w262-h640/onj%20physical.JPG" width="262" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This is pretty deluxe, I have to say, but extremely suspicious timing. I will spare you the details of a costume idea I overheard someone sharing that started with zombie and ended with this. Entirely too soon! </span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/airplane-mode-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy <strike>Amelia Earhart</strike> Bessie Coleman!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4u9HVvEQgPEUbQgBp5w3rbIERGb-5SUpIjnIV0JtSoN_dMt4-rsRanxZVk82vBEf6weEU9QeqdA6_nvZFZIWB1DBcsSLgfAvxxWUS5L9lo-8QuU7ndZfSEolOpmgJJHipZI-gUULDd8aB7ke3_no1bvAtPrsh8pesMFsaSQTpzVkqmz5UlDBu-L_i/s995/amelia%20earhart.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="995" data-original-width="520" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4u9HVvEQgPEUbQgBp5w3rbIERGb-5SUpIjnIV0JtSoN_dMt4-rsRanxZVk82vBEf6weEU9QeqdA6_nvZFZIWB1DBcsSLgfAvxxWUS5L9lo-8QuU7ndZfSEolOpmgJJHipZI-gUULDd8aB7ke3_no1bvAtPrsh8pesMFsaSQTpzVkqmz5UlDBu-L_i/w334-h640/amelia%20earhart.JPG" width="334" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!???? This is phenomenal. The lace up thigh highs? The crop jacket? The scarf? Chef's kiss - all of it!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Edit</b>! Thank you to Reader Chris for pointing out my mistake: this is Sexy Bessie Coleman, not at all Sexy Amelia Earhart. All other comments remain unchanged.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/products/yandy-con-heiress-costume-kit">Sexy Anna Delvey!</a></b><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW1Iu2B3OLXRj8Tx3i42aUI6yfUHBFHMrl9boADwJrNfoFt7fbq-XfKt9CM_zortHXWS3ByeOgXNsqxt75oeIR1ohZDKSQabVH0T_HexpSX0HRLm5biYnVFevnCuo8Pp-iiW7eWa1KDgyTx9nManmnOl74BqXRY1Zlrf__kddK0TWOD174azOaGQB3/s1020/anna%20delvy%201.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1020" data-original-width="732" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW1Iu2B3OLXRj8Tx3i42aUI6yfUHBFHMrl9boADwJrNfoFt7fbq-XfKt9CM_zortHXWS3ByeOgXNsqxt75oeIR1ohZDKSQabVH0T_HexpSX0HRLm5biYnVFevnCuo8Pp-iiW7eWa1KDgyTx9nManmnOl74BqXRY1Zlrf__kddK0TWOD174azOaGQB3/w460-h640/anna%20delvy%201.JPG" width="460" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, I was not sure that I was going to even do a Sexy ____ costume roundup this year. I was considering the real possibility of disappointing the tens of people who look forward to this. But then, I saw this costume and I knew that even if this was the only one that made me laugh and sigh resignedly, then it was worth a post. I absolutely love the Soho Grifter - a hero for our times. But surely just throwing on some black glasses and a sash that says VIP IS ALWAYS BETTER over a sexy black dress is hardly a great Sexy Anna Delvey costume... </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">BUT(T) WAIT.... THERE'S MORE. Here is the back of the costume....</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh141riMZIJqmtCeBS8_mfyWtui1rHvNaEIvxqAAKAIFBzd5D8X3m63z37p5jQTuS3A_l6P833cMzlcuAoWLJ-5kfIJlMfEgBQB0YcfZ6inJ3U5T7nnUhn587sAOmUdV08LD2FUv2BvEmNVIPtXQxLBAdq1IAwc0upgqfNQWj9rZWytA5o02ECOPzY7/s1020/anna%20delvy%202.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1020" data-original-width="743" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh141riMZIJqmtCeBS8_mfyWtui1rHvNaEIvxqAAKAIFBzd5D8X3m63z37p5jQTuS3A_l6P833cMzlcuAoWLJ-5kfIJlMfEgBQB0YcfZ6inJ3U5T7nnUhn587sAOmUdV08LD2FUv2BvEmNVIPtXQxLBAdq1IAwc0upgqfNQWj9rZWytA5o02ECOPzY7/w466-h640/anna%20delvy%202.JPG" width="466" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><span style="font-size: large;">The underwear says DO YOU ACCEPT WIRE TRANSFER? Now, if you are not an Anna Delvey fan like me, just trust me that this is hilarious. Also, I cannot tell if the dress is being held up to reveal the underwear or if there is simply no back to this dress and you have to walk around all night with your cooch covered but your buns out. I really hope it's the latter because that is the sillier way.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">Thank you, Yandy, for these delightful treats. And thank you, dear readers, for joining me for this annual tradition. Happy Halloween!</span></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-83572967943598344862022-01-09T14:16:00.006-05:002022-01-09T14:56:29.740-05:002021 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The WTF<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Well, my dear readers, it is a new year! Tonight is the Golden Globes so it seems like the right time to wrap up the Met Gala from last September. What is time anyway?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><b><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">THE WTF</span></u></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><b>Erykah Badu!</b><b><br /></b><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgHZrXKtKlqRszGhSRsm40JEkfcM9OO1baNjlsEsBBapHvbDHn7PCaBEcVCobnvK5v9hkEbqsmf8VTn0QEc9CBI6n4oRIPceIkxDonUV5KNgEcDhFn55TsHIcN_fYQnqVjHtP-2My_Nj60LTmyPkErmXuvm7IjOdg-16u6zkWYmZrXE0_Nmp6H2e2FW=s2880" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2880" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgHZrXKtKlqRszGhSRsm40JEkfcM9OO1baNjlsEsBBapHvbDHn7PCaBEcVCobnvK5v9hkEbqsmf8VTn0QEc9CBI6n4oRIPceIkxDonUV5KNgEcDhFn55TsHIcN_fYQnqVjHtP-2My_Nj60LTmyPkErmXuvm7IjOdg-16u6zkWYmZrXE0_Nmp6H2e2FW=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This is like a hidden picture search in Highlights Magazine if they made a Highlights Fashion edition. See how many you can find:</span><div><ul style="text-align: left;"><li><span style="font-size: large;">Crystal quartz necklace</span></li><li><span style="font-size: large;">Top hat</span></li><li><span style="font-size: large;">Fencing mask</span></li><li><span style="font-size: large;">Dagger ring</span></li><li><span style="font-size: large;">Bow tie</span></li><li><span style="font-size: large;">Fashion drawstrings so as not to trip on gown</span></li><li><span style="font-size: large;">Dachshund purse</span></li></ul><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Naomi Osaka (with Cordae Dunston)</span></b></div></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgv2OMnW9pzmu2RhX9OR_t1sKnhazzLTqepLra-yLcdQemd8sE1d_O9eweZmV-_YHnRLEUzOkhtqlgO47LYbCGmbfRcrKL1R-Gx6lqrkee-dcqnICjzICkCKDLcNr-ETKACNunhOtILSPyZPnNTR7YSXAduTPOKAa869ern5MbqK6lz_5j0MjD39lVx=s2880" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2880" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgv2OMnW9pzmu2RhX9OR_t1sKnhazzLTqepLra-yLcdQemd8sE1d_O9eweZmV-_YHnRLEUzOkhtqlgO47LYbCGmbfRcrKL1R-Gx6lqrkee-dcqnICjzICkCKDLcNr-ETKACNunhOtILSPyZPnNTR7YSXAduTPOKAa869ern5MbqK6lz_5j0MjD39lVx=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Naomi looks like an astounding sculpture out on loan from MOMA. And appropriately, she has Dick Tracy protecting her through the evening.<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Ben Platt!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgxNFPqd9E_XTexY9eNG1SgIKwOgU6lnFKnrlRNyoIrGjvZh1Dy5aJCWp-FF9bqav84GLgcyLECRNcLa0GxB0jp2n04ZSSUKaf_3CtJDbHlVwpHpW6hzObn7iKSl6debYEf8Y8EfC7u4Mc6wxQpYYI5j_MC5PztkEel3fNIt4qvRroYhU7_SEfvIkh1=s2880" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2880" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgxNFPqd9E_XTexY9eNG1SgIKwOgU6lnFKnrlRNyoIrGjvZh1Dy5aJCWp-FF9bqav84GLgcyLECRNcLa0GxB0jp2n04ZSSUKaf_3CtJDbHlVwpHpW6hzObn7iKSl6debYEf8Y8EfC7u4Mc6wxQpYYI5j_MC5PztkEel3fNIt4qvRroYhU7_SEfvIkh1=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I guess Ben decided to use the Met Gala as an opportunity to debut his one man Bee Gees tribute show <i>You Should Be Dancing</i>.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Kid Cudi!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgdgO-rV2XqvswoGTh6sw4DWbZegxj1mOWeMh2g-ltm-IijsOGMLrmgaCfF5-wzzKte8Fza16N1kTkY1l_xsPtXSvq726BFU4Vhx1OZkkKm9LiQ0agM4N6snPQTpBqUdQCSSDm_ZNI4pDMxJWI1bG7-965ToMrEaWRYF4-S2Zar5-O86VnaWBfdK_Rg=s2880" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2880" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgdgO-rV2XqvswoGTh6sw4DWbZegxj1mOWeMh2g-ltm-IijsOGMLrmgaCfF5-wzzKte8Fza16N1kTkY1l_xsPtXSvq726BFU4Vhx1OZkkKm9LiQ0agM4N6snPQTpBqUdQCSSDm_ZNI4pDMxJWI1bG7-965ToMrEaWRYF4-S2Zar5-O86VnaWBfdK_Rg=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I kind of love this and it was definitely shocking to see a club kid situation on the red carpet. That said, I want more from the makeup.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Kim Petras!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhjahcxJAB8PcdwenXCV-BYpNcU88ZcedgPsv-RQ9_f8B72eED--aPSlNYrkzCm2oOHCYyicdnyJ3BYovC07FWmhCXex83PFl-zlCUONQEsnM9iUoxJPNrd929eoIUnWUzbAfF3PFxP1aaQHidsj6GmRuEgmk2SXIYGtEdHaV-jeTYwboCZ8lYaBesk=s2880" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2880" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhjahcxJAB8PcdwenXCV-BYpNcU88ZcedgPsv-RQ9_f8B72eED--aPSlNYrkzCm2oOHCYyicdnyJ3BYovC07FWmhCXex83PFl-zlCUONQEsnM9iUoxJPNrd929eoIUnWUzbAfF3PFxP1aaQHidsj6GmRuEgmk2SXIYGtEdHaV-jeTYwboCZ8lYaBesk=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">The Met Gala fashion equivalent of "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA">Please clap</a>."<br /><br /><b>Pharrell and Helen Lasichanh!</b><br /><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgV82__LTBue0KgG7nn0uYQ9yd1N0c9SmUy00H87Ypo0B4CwCn-SYdHsOb3RRR39A207WCikhJhX3nFAjK6c3z8sF-j5xrWHUukPaY4C_l6eMZXhXtxk8yGizIqO63UL_pOouw1h5S2e-QBmgP6qm9JoH-uUYf1oEOiCNc2NNc_3sAOLaFmeEpIxfSS=s2880" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2880" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgV82__LTBue0KgG7nn0uYQ9yd1N0c9SmUy00H87Ypo0B4CwCn-SYdHsOb3RRR39A207WCikhJhX3nFAjK6c3z8sF-j5xrWHUukPaY4C_l6eMZXhXtxk8yGizIqO63UL_pOouw1h5S2e-QBmgP6qm9JoH-uUYf1oEOiCNc2NNc_3sAOLaFmeEpIxfSS=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Reliable WTF-ery from Pharrell and Helen. This matching getup would not be in the WTF, though, except that it is entirely leather and I can only imaging the sweat situation going on between skin and clothes.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Megan Rapinoe!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhj2Ghs9ssiquBsy1AZP6w2EEjVj8V0OZiLeLbPg3OSgUJvWvsKBfRGgLuomToBD3rRdbBORtD2_Ho6kAeaHTqZ_bTQ3-ECv5xrlQ_8tHOgtsAdsmKFOpxNb0WOcglC__nRS_LmesIk-1UltfLB0ZPaKIUo1Ox4B9tXKf2fe6hWXBvgPrgK0oH8EgwO=s2880" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2880" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhj2Ghs9ssiquBsy1AZP6w2EEjVj8V0OZiLeLbPg3OSgUJvWvsKBfRGgLuomToBD3rRdbBORtD2_Ho6kAeaHTqZ_bTQ3-ECv5xrlQ_8tHOgtsAdsmKFOpxNb0WOcglC__nRS_LmesIk-1UltfLB0ZPaKIUo1Ox4B9tXKf2fe6hWXBvgPrgK0oH8EgwO=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Aside from the unfortunate footectomy Megan sufferer from these pants, the WTF part of this is that it SHOULD be campy but it's reading sincere and that will not stand in my book. Not that one can stand easily without feet.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Rihanna and ASAP Rocky!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjWheNIvk6dg0ARKPD5GElzzjSveijXmebMvYaho1V-golbkstfbwb3qtl5vkr6z79WLN5mjTyHNq1WKzdccQLr7dSNDKkad9UJi5rePoB1VWEBhod-cgkg-LPU9Xex5JECaxs_xKPROqXGM8Z8RiN2MWJg1knnjE-K7riVWVfPomDhqQsARdgwN-9Z=s1920" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1357" data-original-width="1920" height="452" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjWheNIvk6dg0ARKPD5GElzzjSveijXmebMvYaho1V-golbkstfbwb3qtl5vkr6z79WLN5mjTyHNq1WKzdccQLr7dSNDKkad9UJi5rePoB1VWEBhod-cgkg-LPU9Xex5JECaxs_xKPROqXGM8Z8RiN2MWJg1knnjE-K7riVWVfPomDhqQsARdgwN-9Z=w640-h452" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Now, coming to the Met Gala just wrapped in quilts and diamonds? THAT is camp. Another masterpiece at the Met Gala from Riri.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Kim Kardashian!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj64dXLtwRDAdjWY0UIB-ZKXIag7_Kg_tmvqCK4vpNe3j1bjdm2Bfq63iDYVK1Ru_GaCliNPcJrtKDGpbNsPD-vX1I-v8eJ-iHRh08dZYGv7FLslfepgJFcXndN7si_CDVxmpR3MGf3HPo3igQNCI4xmNmrG5QpL2q5CuGg0628MqAp-eIl3Dxk7EnW=s1920" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj64dXLtwRDAdjWY0UIB-ZKXIag7_Kg_tmvqCK4vpNe3j1bjdm2Bfq63iDYVK1Ru_GaCliNPcJrtKDGpbNsPD-vX1I-v8eJ-iHRh08dZYGv7FLslfepgJFcXndN7si_CDVxmpR3MGf3HPo3igQNCI4xmNmrG5QpL2q5CuGg0628MqAp-eIl3Dxk7EnW=w640-h426" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with Aurora James!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiKbtNPwiQJYijSyhQzf2Qbrf3Ind128qPKUn9yXrQTz0IHAyYfmUVTkJOGNMaDgrK4aQPfCwZLjtkcVMpb3XsOACOz9q4gbu61qCQ0pzQBsTtWgwrO2O7U9xmZDtByzG2MuVRXxx825un5q1fRAq8Q5wpZLmUrHp_Y8vrPUTM3jqnJPfqQfUD2_VYG=s2717" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2717" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiKbtNPwiQJYijSyhQzf2Qbrf3Ind128qPKUn9yXrQTz0IHAyYfmUVTkJOGNMaDgrK4aQPfCwZLjtkcVMpb3XsOACOz9q4gbu61qCQ0pzQBsTtWgwrO2O7U9xmZDtByzG2MuVRXxx825un5q1fRAq8Q5wpZLmUrHp_Y8vrPUTM3jqnJPfqQfUD2_VYG=w452-h640" width="452" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Remember when this was such a big thing? What was that, like 4 years ago or something? Seems like a lifetime.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Carolyn B. Maloney!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgdmTjiEwIpOMakZdl6ENCYLNMxIR8ngEjXyAu_rTOkcBjyvSvXvYz0p1UlDxM6_-KU2RxSRYgrMTFUFSCLie8n6Pcsr2lg1gYVkH03z2rCWAff4akajYWwIHM6l-zoWjs9X5HJR2Rb-pF4AOJRRdQ8WuD47ye-7BMTykAivD3oXoAWcohvA8iLvUKm=s2881" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2881" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgdmTjiEwIpOMakZdl6ENCYLNMxIR8ngEjXyAu_rTOkcBjyvSvXvYz0p1UlDxM6_-KU2RxSRYgrMTFUFSCLie8n6Pcsr2lg1gYVkH03z2rCWAff4akajYWwIHM6l-zoWjs9X5HJR2Rb-pF4AOJRRdQ8WuD47ye-7BMTykAivD3oXoAWcohvA8iLvUKm=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I preferred this politician's look because it's giving me Glynis Johns as Winnifred Banks and that is pretty much everything I want.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Jeremy Pope (seen here with Janet Mock)!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhrjSGjwMWnJLVAu4KIuZQ5TzfNo6F7I4d5oUzNJTKTP0n7lmXIEDaCGebuBpXzdlgKiqqM4mrG_E79WlPRSOC4DDRsmHLrPXcJ8S5p9jX95qhVhCD__ilGYAxNdxpJk574FMpByUH5qQwIAOPJLNBM8pjBhor2AnTkZ8_gH0ZYOKpOKjG3UsFpDkel=s2880" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2880" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhrjSGjwMWnJLVAu4KIuZQ5TzfNo6F7I4d5oUzNJTKTP0n7lmXIEDaCGebuBpXzdlgKiqqM4mrG_E79WlPRSOC4DDRsmHLrPXcJ8S5p9jX95qhVhCD__ilGYAxNdxpJk574FMpByUH5qQwIAOPJLNBM8pjBhor2AnTkZ8_gH0ZYOKpOKjG3UsFpDkel=w426-h640" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I understand the idea of this outfit and I do love this neckline on Jeremy Pope but the execution of the look comes off as What if Siegfried & Roy But Melting. Also, I have tried for years but I cannot make myself tolerate the cloven hoof shoes. At this point, I just refuse.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Serena Williams!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj3PNK-A7DYWskFDwuDPaEwEZ7ZdgaxAOVKhXw8uAbJYuPdysRsjrWvsRO7i03AZvq8Qe8wW0JDsJYZQJAX7PV-Zb03UjPmZYtfqjBnyhRZ7mCi-fAHxih0oEe5hZoGqlbaP4yAxZ-eq-z0q7FEcuBjAAYWHvu5kv-fFYMZJZ4avn3M3KYv00LHz23Y=s1920" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1536" data-original-width="1920" height="512" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj3PNK-A7DYWskFDwuDPaEwEZ7ZdgaxAOVKhXw8uAbJYuPdysRsjrWvsRO7i03AZvq8Qe8wW0JDsJYZQJAX7PV-Zb03UjPmZYtfqjBnyhRZ7mCi-fAHxih0oEe5hZoGqlbaP4yAxZ-eq-z0q7FEcuBjAAYWHvu5kv-fFYMZJZ4avn3M3KYv00LHz23Y=w640-h512" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Honestly, considering what I can see of the lace body suit and realizing there are dumb looking pink stars all over it, I'm feeling fine about this Snuffleupagus coat moment. But the top of this really does make her look like a floating head.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Whoopi Goldberg, Pierpaolo Piccioli, and Carey Mulligan!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj1xxZ48MTU56ZSjcZrgpuTslh8W-iWVfBLiJE7IZya01yS1LHrva90tWtB_01REQ8LOceb8FYgKBqkJt8MP395nUs8ZVG2zDDc8glh-yP_XswhF2xL7K2yuicECWwfwIh85LAnOEx9kGFmWLZ20fTM9ioozbG8P81H987qm8njY86mLQPCT1g7fMJ_=s1920" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj1xxZ48MTU56ZSjcZrgpuTslh8W-iWVfBLiJE7IZya01yS1LHrva90tWtB_01REQ8LOceb8FYgKBqkJt8MP395nUs8ZVG2zDDc8glh-yP_XswhF2xL7K2yuicECWwfwIh85LAnOEx9kGFmWLZ20fTM9ioozbG8P81H987qm8njY86mLQPCT1g7fMJ_=w640-h426" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Whoopi looks like a high fashion purple artichoke with leg warmers on her arms. Carey looks like she's playing dress up with her younger cousin and managed to fit into the doll's clothes but only just. And Pierpaolo looks so proud. (Meanwhile Maya Rudolph is on the phone desperately trying to get that purple number for the Golden Globes. Do they have it in orange, she wants to know.)</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">and finally.....</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Iman!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhIHX3Lm0vSQvKOlW_d0rPbFrU4Xflncn-JXi8ixgEuureA1uiXXrPAWzPew8ZQNLjuKka7NLRvSpcchGUhn0dKkPAg2n8OgrMe8sNurVsQcWCFUJwLQIUdQ1MjX9P-N4Qjn2ovyxY1gwkxtu9Lb2FEF9zYX886bCnEWRO4DsrAYkRoKNWfwhy-8AcQ=s2601" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2601" data-original-width="1920" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhIHX3Lm0vSQvKOlW_d0rPbFrU4Xflncn-JXi8ixgEuureA1uiXXrPAWzPew8ZQNLjuKka7NLRvSpcchGUhn0dKkPAg2n8OgrMe8sNurVsQcWCFUJwLQIUdQ1MjX9P-N4Qjn2ovyxY1gwkxtu9Lb2FEF9zYX886bCnEWRO4DsrAYkRoKNWfwhy-8AcQ=w472-h640" width="472" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Absolutely none of us are worthy! This is a Full Tonga!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjn6AQ-s8KPfs5Easc8s2BZaJmipCgwIJHtEEL6twYMtxYvg51D7PuVcR5VvpZ_IYVYSDyd_OqACtTLHzW4CIXRViqOI6VhPkD1IM18CblQw9bE7xjoLyHneUw3qEs5_EpcuGgR6O8IlXF2WSk9AvbcYa6sFmO6QT0fFsaZCYz_frDlwweXEJmYpMzU=s1961" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1961" data-original-width="736" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjn6AQ-s8KPfs5Easc8s2BZaJmipCgwIJHtEEL6twYMtxYvg51D7PuVcR5VvpZ_IYVYSDyd_OqACtTLHzW4CIXRViqOI6VhPkD1IM18CblQw9bE7xjoLyHneUw3qEs5_EpcuGgR6O8IlXF2WSk9AvbcYa6sFmO6QT0fFsaZCYz_frDlwweXEJmYpMzU=w240-h640" width="240" /></span></a></div><div><b><br /></b></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-82893256362327875962021-10-29T17:04:00.010-04:002021-10-29T17:13:12.817-04:00Sexy __________ Halloween Costume Roundup 2021!<span style="font-size: large;">Welcome to our most hallowed yearly tradition: running down what's new in Sexy ______ Halloween costumes. Yandy has once again braved the ongoing pandemic to bring us only the most ridiculous outfits for besmirching childhood favorites or turning current pop culture offerings into low cut leotards and short shorts. Every single year, I open Yandy.com and expect that this will finally be the year we have no new ideas. And yet, somehow, those geniuses continue to produce. Is it my dream job to work at Yandy, coming up with ideas for Sexy ____ costumes? You bet your ass it is.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/yandy-dr-feelin-good-costume">Sexy Surgeon</a>!</b></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FltVy4Nk59c/YXxQn8fwRMI/AAAAAAAAhsU/IXEbulkdc0ka7K7kSBYsU54RDRTSwyO8wCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/surgeon.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FltVy4Nk59c/YXxQn8fwRMI/AAAAAAAAhsU/IXEbulkdc0ka7K7kSBYsU54RDRTSwyO8wCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/surgeon.jpg" width="223" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Of course the nametag says Dr. Feelin' Good. As you may know, Yandy draws the line at COVID costumes so Sexy Trained Medical Professionals are as good as it gets.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/precious-cargo-cutie-costume">Sexy UPS Driver</a>!</b><br /><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QNJ6673vTYA/YXxRKkNLivI/AAAAAAAAhsc/eJng8X6KS8YXFjIRKux3nffquYz7Tn-tQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/ups.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QNJ6673vTYA/YXxRKkNLivI/AAAAAAAAhsc/eJng8X6KS8YXFjIRKux3nffquYz7Tn-tQCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/ups.jpg" width="223" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Yeah baby I'll toss your package right here on the porch.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/sassy-strawberry-costume"><br />Sexy Strawberry</a>!</b></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sYtJlbQRdaM/YXxRgKDT5VI/AAAAAAAAhsk/OevKERD54_QkiV4Ra-1zSS1G7770sUfjwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/strawberry.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sYtJlbQRdaM/YXxRgKDT5VI/AAAAAAAAhsk/OevKERD54_QkiV4Ra-1zSS1G7770sUfjwCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/strawberry.jpg" width="223" /></a></div></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">How is this the first we are seeing a Sexy Strawberry? Also, the receptionist at the place I got my mammogram yesterday told me that Acme fooled her into paying full price for strawberries by putting them right next to the $1 deals - and then! The strawberries immediately went bad! Truly a tale of terror. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span>And yes of course I am the person who talks to the receptionist for 20 minutes before an appointment and gets their full life story. You knew that.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/buttery-babe-costume">Sexy Popcorn</a>!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ppIJ-W2QBoU/YXxSU2BqQ-I/AAAAAAAAhss/x_RTY3wOfNs6Zpgsnfu3Dq_rPzMRehdZQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/butter%2Bpopcorn.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ppIJ-W2QBoU/YXxSU2BqQ-I/AAAAAAAAhss/x_RTY3wOfNs6Zpgsnfu3Dq_rPzMRehdZQCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/butter%2Bpopcorn.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>A great way to look like your entire torso is covered in pustules. Sorry, <i>sexy </i>pustules.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/pizza-party-costume">Sexy Pizza</a>!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8uuqipOP-S0/YXxSsmjNVfI/AAAAAAAAhs0/4a_jJTkb2lYpJ-JucZogDhUUKwZjRyypgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/pizza.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8uuqipOP-S0/YXxSsmjNVfI/AAAAAAAAhs0/4a_jJTkb2lYpJ-JucZogDhUUKwZjRyypgCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/pizza.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>I guess this is 80s themed pizza? It's fairly tame as far as Sexy___ costumes go. I legitimately love the pizza box bag - definitely need that.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/burger-thief-costume"><br />Sexy Hamburglar</a>!</b><br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QmxthoP_iaE/YXxTF6kIqBI/AAAAAAAAhs8/8B0yodA_J9A0Po0XZkeNMVf9yTbWW3_GACLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/hamburglar.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QmxthoP_iaE/YXxTF6kIqBI/AAAAAAAAhs8/8B0yodA_J9A0Po0XZkeNMVf9yTbWW3_GACLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/hamburglar.jpg" width="223" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Now make a Sexy Grimace, you cowards!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/bugged-out-baddie-costume">Sexy Oogie Boogie</a>!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-174LSbhnSlw/YXxTX-3V1sI/AAAAAAAAhtE/sIaxBfIvJ7s-KplS0iAkQkVzW1zYvmjhwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/oogie%2Bboogie.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-174LSbhnSlw/YXxTX-3V1sI/AAAAAAAAhtE/sIaxBfIvJ7s-KplS0iAkQkVzW1zYvmjhwCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/oogie%2Bboogie.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Well I did not see that coming. I am fairly delighted by the absurdity of this whole idea! To really commit, make sure to plant bugs all over your body under the costume so they come tumbling out when you take it off.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/flirty-godmother-costume"><br />Sexy Fairy Godmother</a>!</b></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XEgp6EWFjgA/YXxTxYb99qI/AAAAAAAAhtM/Z4Q-CyciApEzanItzrjqP4ltGD5yQjP9ACLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/fairy%2Bgodmother.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XEgp6EWFjgA/YXxTxYb99qI/AAAAAAAAhtM/Z4Q-CyciApEzanItzrjqP4ltGD5yQjP9ACLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/fairy%2Bgodmother.jpg" width="223" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">They've exhausted all the princesses, so this was the next logical move I suppose.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/domi-matrix-costume">Sexy Matrix</a>! </b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BM-RYFnNH28/YXxULsIh1AI/AAAAAAAAhtU/DqXYNoxlEKk3OWakalgK4oMHZEjvYlyogCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/matrix.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BM-RYFnNH28/YXxULsIh1AI/AAAAAAAAhtU/DqXYNoxlEKk3OWakalgK4oMHZEjvYlyogCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/matrix.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>It is against my personal code to partake of the Matrix in any of its forms but here you go.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/brainy-babe-costume">Sexy Velma</a>!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t291PhY2_x4/YXxUpiydAfI/AAAAAAAAhtc/2alYVm7zenAvY_MEtrSUO8OF-6HHORbEgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/velma.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t291PhY2_x4/YXxUpiydAfI/AAAAAAAAhtc/2alYVm7zenAvY_MEtrSUO8OF-6HHORbEgCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/velma.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Jinkies.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/sidekick-pooch-costume">Sexy Scooby Doo</a>!</b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xVuT6uLPTjs/YXxUz4Fp2vI/AAAAAAAAhtg/IU_OKTZXBL45cYkeMfzrck2yheZ6UmjCwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/scooby%2Bdoo.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xVuT6uLPTjs/YXxUz4Fp2vI/AAAAAAAAhtg/IU_OKTZXBL45cYkeMfzrck2yheZ6UmjCwCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/scooby%2Bdoo.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>When you're not just a snack, you're a Scooby snack... </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/baller-babe-bunny-costume">Sexy Lola Bunny</a>!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dGUqAt7rqNA/YXxVEutPl9I/AAAAAAAAhts/KJGcT-UMYsQDzH5VuHtAQxfQX4SXmEwegCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/lola%2Bbunny.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dGUqAt7rqNA/YXxVEutPl9I/AAAAAAAAhts/KJGcT-UMYsQDzH5VuHtAQxfQX4SXmEwegCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/lola%2Bbunny.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>The cartoon that launched a thousand puberties, now live and in person.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/its-a-thing-costume">Thing 1 </a>and <a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/thats-my-thing-costume">Thing 2</a>!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1Y251Hc2s7M/YXxVU89NP-I/AAAAAAAAht0/x8Eg3WR_AUwTJJjoZohwH5WtNl8kKj_YgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/thing%2B1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1Y251Hc2s7M/YXxVU89NP-I/AAAAAAAAht0/x8Eg3WR_AUwTJJjoZohwH5WtNl8kKj_YgCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/thing%2B1.jpg" width="223" /></a></div></span></div><blockquote style="border: none; margin: 0px 0px 0px 40px; padding: 0px;"><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--Yn5luvHnYY/YXxVZZyy1dI/AAAAAAAAht4/8YUHz7SxztMkEVkQvc01yiRTGSaUUDDRQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/thing%2B2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--Yn5luvHnYY/YXxVZZyy1dI/AAAAAAAAht4/8YUHz7SxztMkEVkQvc01yiRTGSaUUDDRQCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/thing%2B2.jpg" width="223" /></a></div></div></span></div></blockquote><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Sold separately. I originally thought the Thing 1 was written on her chest in marker but it seems they are designed with the different 1 and 2. Yandy! Always hustling!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/60s-swinger-costume">Sexy Austin Powers</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hc5yH8b7yoA/YXxV9_7vhGI/AAAAAAAAhuE/Il_b0WLAZ64Z0MpZwxLZ8kPfzhWhzSd4QCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/austin%2Bpower%2B1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Hc5yH8b7yoA/YXxV9_7vhGI/AAAAAAAAhuE/Il_b0WLAZ64Z0MpZwxLZ8kPfzhWhzSd4QCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/austin%2Bpower%2B1.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Oh behave! But.... wait a minute....</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/yeah-baby-costume">Sexy Austin Powers</a>! ALSO!?</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qglC4fYRk4U/YXxbTdHgMkI/AAAAAAAAhuM/SHmZmdk0NzUdaqI-RRzb12TEOVU_FKnrACLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/austin%2Bpower%2B2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qglC4fYRk4U/YXxbTdHgMkI/AAAAAAAAhuM/SHmZmdk0NzUdaqI-RRzb12TEOVU_FKnrACLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/austin%2Bpower%2B2.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Someone explain to me why in the year of our Regina King two thousand twenty-one there are two new Sexy Austin Powers costumes. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/met-your-match-watchmen-costume">Sexy Squid Game</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iW4gciqLExo/YXxdZGfItFI/AAAAAAAAhuU/Y7Dge9qL52wEDLhvV5NQttMCn1FCxehtgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/squid%2Bgame.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iW4gciqLExo/YXxdZGfItFI/AAAAAAAAhuU/Y7Dge9qL52wEDLhvV5NQttMCn1FCxehtgCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/squid%2Bgame.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>While this is obviously a poor attempt, let's cut Yandy some slack here. They have to plan pretty far in advance for their Sexy ____ costume selections for the year and don't know what will be passé (see Sexy Banana Bread from last year) and what will be the hot thing everyone is talking about. So this definitely got fast tracked... and you can tell.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/first-position-costume">Sexy Ballerina</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TbWPNm4bOZw/YXxd4x0ukNI/AAAAAAAAhuc/Imqg45MPQDEIfefFt04WWHOAc1BEpkktwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/ballerina.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TbWPNm4bOZw/YXxd4x0ukNI/AAAAAAAAhuc/Imqg45MPQDEIfefFt04WWHOAc1BEpkktwCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/ballerina.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Something is off about this costume but I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe tutu placement? Maybe the pleatherness? Suggestions welcome.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/pumping-iron-hottie-costume">Sexy Strongman</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o4r3e8F2KAY/YXxeSZ0RBsI/AAAAAAAAhuk/pR-qHSJErD8RSND9MhCjoDD21NhQjgwawCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/strongman.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o4r3e8F2KAY/YXxeSZ0RBsI/AAAAAAAAhuk/pR-qHSJErD8RSND9MhCjoDD21NhQjgwawCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/strongman.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>If I wore this I would give myself a hairy chest. This is, perhaps, why I am not the target Yandy customer.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/all-scale-the-queen-costume">Sexy Cobra</a>! (not the insurance)</b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RE0N_VnDfTE/YXxerXqMEbI/AAAAAAAAhus/SoK5J8Z1Nv84JiRPEAo0O1dzfLLT6x2WgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/cobra.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RE0N_VnDfTE/YXxerXqMEbI/AAAAAAAAhus/SoK5J8Z1Nv84JiRPEAo0O1dzfLLT6x2WgCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/cobra.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Please make this a couples costume with a Sexy Mouse. Pleeeeeeeeeease.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/yandy-miss-justice-costume">Sexy Pride... Lady Justice</a>?</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-m4-0ph1koqY/YXxfG6OorYI/AAAAAAAAhu0/QmNa5YlBe5MTKh-2rW27HYh-A3uou1B9gCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/pride%2Bstatue%2Bof%2Bliberty.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-m4-0ph1koqY/YXxfG6OorYI/AAAAAAAAhu0/QmNa5YlBe5MTKh-2rW27HYh-A3uou1B9gCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/pride%2Bstatue%2Bof%2Bliberty.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Yandy really wants me to buy that this is a Sexy Lady Justice But Make It Pride costume... where is the blindfold, Yandy? Wither the scales? Even if you're selling it separately, give me the illusion. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/yandy-mystery-gala-guest-costume">Sexy Kim K At The Met Gala</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SwCvkpLGg2U/YXxfhCAHe2I/AAAAAAAAhu8/0zbYlcpmhfYbErvv3E1PLayw1RODSncAQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/kim%2Bkardashian%2Bmet.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SwCvkpLGg2U/YXxfhCAHe2I/AAAAAAAAhu8/0zbYlcpmhfYbErvv3E1PLayw1RODSncAQCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/kim%2Bkardashian%2Bmet.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here's where I realize that I still did not post the WTF from the Met Gala so you may not have seen this yet. As far as Sexy ___ costumes go, this one is extremely funny.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Are you ready for our parade of redundancies?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/feline-fatale-costume">Sexy Catwoman</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LsfjvRawdzg/YXxf2ioFf5I/AAAAAAAAhvE/aiIlYytKqr4q_ARY-DGRtLI6z2w58uRggCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/catwoman.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LsfjvRawdzg/YXxf2ioFf5I/AAAAAAAAhvE/aiIlYytKqr4q_ARY-DGRtLI6z2w58uRggCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/catwoman.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Redundant!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/socialite-hottie-costume">Sexy Paris Hilton</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TpeKOtRP4fo/YXxgD5g7H8I/AAAAAAAAhvI/xfGYRCP_23IjQoWdwwRJZ6nDrihD1qQdwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/paris%2Bhilton.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TpeKOtRP4fo/YXxgD5g7H8I/AAAAAAAAhvI/xfGYRCP_23IjQoWdwwRJZ6nDrihD1qQdwCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/paris%2Bhilton.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Redundant! (Also I only figured this out by the tiny dog in bag.)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/feeling-filthy-superstar-costume">Sexy Xtina</a>!</b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--b0hMDL_QcU/YXxgQP7dC8I/AAAAAAAAhvQ/HCEnIz4V9sYmOVvbjHfetYu150UZywjbgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/xtina.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--b0hMDL_QcU/YXxgQP7dC8I/AAAAAAAAhvQ/HCEnIz4V9sYmOVvbjHfetYu150UZywjbgCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/xtina.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>To misquote Miranda Priestly, Sexy Dirrrrty-Era Christina Aguilera? Groundbreaking.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And now! Onto some truly unhinged men's Sexy ___ costumes!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/mens-infinity-space-voyager-costume">Sexy Buzz Lightyear</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V5IleYFHHZQ/YXxgndYVNsI/AAAAAAAAhvc/c6mh3VIGtN8cCnz9G-67XEsXOp334t50gCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/buzz.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V5IleYFHHZQ/YXxgndYVNsI/AAAAAAAAhvc/c6mh3VIGtN8cCnz9G-67XEsXOp334t50gCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/buzz.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>To infinity and beyond, indeed!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/mens-naughty-nerd-costume">Sexy Nerd</a>!</b><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ro30RIVR3tU/YXxgwxLFvMI/AAAAAAAAhvg/MjJaiQk0uv4xpO2HVHA2iV_20wkGJs6owCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/nerd.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ro30RIVR3tU/YXxgwxLFvMI/AAAAAAAAhvg/MjJaiQk0uv4xpO2HVHA2iV_20wkGJs6owCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/nerd.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Y'all. Y. All. I cannot stop laughing. Yandy said glasses, bowtie, suspenders, shortshort boxer briefs YUP THAT'S A NERD. Never change, Yandy.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And finally, the funniest costume (to me) of this Sexy ___ calendar year..... </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/collections/2021-costumes/products/fab-in-the-lab-costume">Sexy Dexter's Laboratory</a>!</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LBicGSnlnls/YXxhQ_lj6II/AAAAAAAAhvs/S4iyYbQ5ZW0njXrKoOnmxW9L00e4cswZwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/dexters%2Blab.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="400" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LBicGSnlnls/YXxhQ_lj6II/AAAAAAAAhvs/S4iyYbQ5ZW0njXrKoOnmxW9L00e4cswZwCLcBGAsYHQ/w223-h400/dexters%2Blab.jpg" width="223" /></a></div>Regina King, our lord and savior, if you are listening please bring me photos from someone who actually chose to be Sexy Dexter (Not That Dexter) for Halloween. Please. I need it to live. In the name of the Oscar, the Emmy, and the Golden Globe, amen.</div></span>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-33323586606077453992021-09-23T17:51:00.001-04:002021-09-23T17:51:03.831-04:002021 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The Bad<div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Remember how painful it was to see MJB in the Meh? Hold on to your hats (quite literally in some instances here) because some much beloved WTS faves made some Choices at the Met Ball.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Taika Waititi (seen here with Rita Ora)!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nTp7SKdZZh0/YUzq-4fs1mI/AAAAAAAAhoM/6z0W6QCl8Koj2N90pfKN9_yE-uNVQbVFgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Taika%2BWaititi%2Band%2BRita%2BOra.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nTp7SKdZZh0/YUzq-4fs1mI/AAAAAAAAhoM/6z0W6QCl8Koj2N90pfKN9_yE-uNVQbVFgCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Taika%2BWaititi%2Band%2BRita%2BOra.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>As a "long time-long time" of <a href="https://www.whoweekly.us/" target="_blank">Who? Weekly</a>, one of the most fun podcasts of all time, it brings me extreme joy to feature Rita Ora. I actually have no problem with her getup, as it is both very Rita and very pretty and I know I just dinged Kate Hudson for a crop top but this is actually far MORE clothing than I've ever seen on Rita so that's that. I want to talk to you about Taika Waititi and the fact that he flew to New York with his suit folded in a suitcase and did not have the decency to steam it before the Met Gala. Perhaps I'm on my Jump To Conclusions Mat but you look at the creases on that jacket and tell me what else could have possibly happened. I am horrified. Crunch crunch.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Cynthia Erivo!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-W1oT5yhGo78/YUztbJQWxlI/AAAAAAAAhoY/qhN1RWt2bXo2lexPMMBAv3rdHwPV9N63QCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Cynthia%2BErivo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-W1oT5yhGo78/YUztbJQWxlI/AAAAAAAAhoY/qhN1RWt2bXo2lexPMMBAv3rdHwPV9N63QCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Cynthia%2BErivo.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Holy shit, this is the couture version of a <a href="https://tatatowels.com/">Ta-Ta Towel</a>! Also... I am desperately hoping that one of you, my dear readers, is an owner of a Ta-Ta Towel because I need the first hand scoop on these things. They are hilar.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Rebecca Hall!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gnrgJKRM4WA/YUzuEc5tYFI/AAAAAAAAhog/it_34dSCZ2I3exJDrIzZVulpjC1-1iGYACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/rebecca%2Bhall.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1478" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gnrgJKRM4WA/YUzuEc5tYFI/AAAAAAAAhog/it_34dSCZ2I3exJDrIzZVulpjC1-1iGYACLcBGAsYHQ/w462-h640/rebecca%2Bhall.jpg" width="462" /></a></div>Upstairs, Downstairs, Fetish Dungeon.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MltVR3Zeylc/YUzucG7qv9I/AAAAAAAAhoo/_MKk0z9ng_AM1PikRhUS_6GeYOvEjAIEwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Shawn%2BMendes%2Band%2BCamila%2BCabello.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MltVR3Zeylc/YUzucG7qv9I/AAAAAAAAhoo/_MKk0z9ng_AM1PikRhUS_6GeYOvEjAIEwCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Shawn%2BMendes%2Band%2BCamila%2BCabello.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>This was an extreme amount of effort. The effort is just pouring off of them. That does not make it good.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Gillian Anderson!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3P8E8ClmceA/YUzutll5q4I/AAAAAAAAhow/Vw-5I3dJICk-oQxRXf4IkriO6u3asJ_jQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Gillian%2BAnderson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3P8E8ClmceA/YUzutll5q4I/AAAAAAAAhow/Vw-5I3dJICk-oQxRXf4IkriO6u3asJ_jQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Gillian%2BAnderson.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>It looks like her midsection is still loading.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Symone!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EWzcmxHhZfo/YUzu6TT8GBI/AAAAAAAAho0/yi0tJeLgjckb0xOq4R3npSVIwvH9Nzi2gCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Symone.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EWzcmxHhZfo/YUzu6TT8GBI/AAAAAAAAho0/yi0tJeLgjckb0xOq4R3npSVIwvH9Nzi2gCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Symone.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Current reigning in the wrong color wig and cliffhangers? I love you, what are you doing? The dress is killer, though.<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Emily Ratajkowski!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3YOM7h3eF5E/YUzvWzqdmPI/AAAAAAAAhpA/zJU4dEJhtmk_ykuLYTPEdN5dz1YpN-91QCLcBGAsYHQ/s1920/Emily%2BRatajkowski.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3YOM7h3eF5E/YUzvWzqdmPI/AAAAAAAAhpA/zJU4dEJhtmk_ykuLYTPEdN5dz1YpN-91QCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/Emily%2BRatajkowski.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>They grew old together, and soon Emily Ratajkowski became very sick. The doctor said she would die soon. Her husband sat by her bed, becoming increasingly distraught and then he finally said, "Please, tell me now, why do you always wear that gigantic flower at your neck?" In a croaky voice, Emily Ratajkowski replied, "Okay, I'll tell you. Take it off now." Her husband reached for the absolutely gigantic flower with trembling fingers. He pulled it loose and her head fell off.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><b>Julia Garner!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X2jm3IFb6Yw/YUzw2v_qkfI/AAAAAAAAhpI/5iGDMkewX70TPeQZQ52NdvMnSOr7QQZEQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Julia%2BGarner.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X2jm3IFb6Yw/YUzw2v_qkfI/AAAAAAAAhpI/5iGDMkewX70TPeQZQ52NdvMnSOr7QQZEQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Julia%2BGarner.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Wow, in a big surprise to myself, I hate visible bathing suit under sheer gown even more than I hate visible granny panties. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Kristen Stewart!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X7krdoMdjLY/YUzxUeHfmlI/AAAAAAAAhpQ/oQzyidK-1IMC7gD4MryIG3i_dj8g9A5nACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Kristen%2BStewart.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X7krdoMdjLY/YUzxUeHfmlI/AAAAAAAAhpQ/oQzyidK-1IMC7gD4MryIG3i_dj8g9A5nACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Kristen%2BStewart.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Yo, I am so hype to see her in <i>Spencer</i> - the trailer dropped today and it looks GREAT. Unlike this outfit which is the opposite of great. Generously, I can read this as a take on American Fashion that nods to Elvis and Roy Orbison and the intersection of country and rock... but that's gonna be a stretch. Her hair and makeup are great, so that's something?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Tracee Ellis Ross!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zIJxw8UyXkQ/YUzx666Q4jI/AAAAAAAAhpY/2h41BzhbUL8eZrFaDcXG9zXjB-4ZbRnKACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Tracee%2BEllis%2BRoss.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zIJxw8UyXkQ/YUzx666Q4jI/AAAAAAAAhpY/2h41BzhbUL8eZrFaDcXG9zXjB-4ZbRnKACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Tracee%2BEllis%2BRoss.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Strong choices.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Diane Kruger!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4Vt8LtayFaQ/YUzyC5tbo4I/AAAAAAAAhpc/HlpdNjvuRgoLKi0lFmuE88-ryQbL56KPQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1920/Diane%2BKruger.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4Vt8LtayFaQ/YUzyC5tbo4I/AAAAAAAAhpc/HlpdNjvuRgoLKi0lFmuE88-ryQbL56KPQCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/Diane%2BKruger.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>I really like the color combination. Not on her, per se, but I like the butter neon outfit with hot fuchsia shoes. I am really baffled by this look - workout shirt with extra long train and bubble skirt which could very well be formal shorts? I know that Diane likes to push it but yikes. Oh and speaking of formal shorts...</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Vera Wang!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fHYyoza-vBY/YUzy_MrpUdI/AAAAAAAAhpo/aL3Nl9WiLRgtCt-o2yIY5wnEPaYjwNCwQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Vera%2BWang.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fHYyoza-vBY/YUzy_MrpUdI/AAAAAAAAhpo/aL3Nl9WiLRgtCt-o2yIY5wnEPaYjwNCwQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Vera%2BWang.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Oh girl, oh no. Oh no no no.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Regina King (seen here with Michael Kors)!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2itEw4VBRw4/YUzzjPHKJGI/AAAAAAAAhp4/U10e0WLIh8sxzmho4bLe3PrpbdM06NnUgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Regina%2BKing%2Band%2BMichael%2BKors.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2itEw4VBRw4/YUzzjPHKJGI/AAAAAAAAhp4/U10e0WLIh8sxzmho4bLe3PrpbdM06NnUgCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Regina%2BKing%2Band%2BMichael%2BKors.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>This hurts me. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Regina King: Wears upscale <i>Guys and Dolls</i> costume to the Met Gala</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Meg:</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LKzxlil06cU/YUz0QOgUUbI/AAAAAAAAhqA/Wp_15bRuxagUvaW9sMgJiqll6IBjauZ9ACLcBGAsYHQ/s1752/mj.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="954" data-original-width="1752" height="174" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LKzxlil06cU/YUz0QOgUUbI/AAAAAAAAhqA/Wp_15bRuxagUvaW9sMgJiqll6IBjauZ9ACLcBGAsYHQ/s320/mj.png" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Regina, you may have to consciously uncouple from MK. Dick Tracy But Make It Fashion is NOT IT.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Maisie Williams!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BW1JgmG8Doo/YUz0u1-kt6I/AAAAAAAAhqI/1ZAeiC994vYPyaS3Dz_hPV4IIwEKb-DxQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1920/Maisie%2BWilliams.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BW1JgmG8Doo/YUz0u1-kt6I/AAAAAAAAhqI/1ZAeiC994vYPyaS3Dz_hPV4IIwEKb-DxQCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/Maisie%2BWilliams.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Bubble, bubble, toil and... all that jazz!<br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jennifer Lynn Lopez (who should have been nominated for many awards for <i>Hustlers</i>)!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o_3UBEo5mwo/YUz1EvVVh3I/AAAAAAAAhqQ/q2DXXjNuysA6QO5P367-jlkBWM6YDmkygCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/JLo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1511" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-o_3UBEo5mwo/YUz1EvVVh3I/AAAAAAAAhqQ/q2DXXjNuysA6QO5P367-jlkBWM6YDmkygCLcBGAsYHQ/w472-h640/JLo.jpg" width="472" /></a></div>Jennifer! Just because you are doing a fun reboot with Ben does not need we also need an edgy reboot of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman! This is hilar, this is a costume, this is... oh my god, JLo came as Sexy Wyatt Earp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For that and that alone, this has earned Full Paltrow.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a28LHLBKX0Q/YUz2IkmiBkI/AAAAAAAAhqY/1yypKJYx15oQFN4TgxzI8BQ4SAcU5MaBwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1200/Paltrow%2BScale.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a28LHLBKX0Q/YUz2IkmiBkI/AAAAAAAAhqY/1yypKJYx15oQFN4TgxzI8BQ4SAcU5MaBwCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/Paltrow%2BScale.jpg" width="213" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><b><br /><br /><br /><br /></b> <br /><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><b><br /><br /></b></span></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-67487080113079070072021-09-22T16:47:00.003-04:002021-09-22T16:53:02.603-04:002021 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The Meh<span style="font-size: large;">Let's see what allllllllllllllmost worked but wasn't awful at the Met Ball!</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Normani!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LssLfB2N9jw/YUuNGK9tl4I/AAAAAAAAhl4/6DWqS06xXJgGBnHNSlJ9vyUeR7C-GtEGACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Normani.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1366" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LssLfB2N9jw/YUuNGK9tl4I/AAAAAAAAhl4/6DWqS06xXJgGBnHNSlJ9vyUeR7C-GtEGACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Normani.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I love this gown. I love the color, I love the volume, I love it on Normani... but I am not a fan of the styling. I think I want a bigger hair choice - maybe not more hair but maybe a fascinator or something. I think the makeup is a little understated for the size of the sleeves, and I want to suggest sapphires or amethysts as precious stone swapouts. That said...</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EMnBBqrVe_0/YUuNqqsgL3I/AAAAAAAAhmA/bPqpdqxlZlsOAo7pXZbnFOEDvgo4MehQwCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/puffed%2Bsleeves.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="223" data-original-width="320" height="223" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EMnBBqrVe_0/YUuNqqsgL3I/AAAAAAAAhmA/bPqpdqxlZlsOAo7pXZbnFOEDvgo4MehQwCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/puffed%2Bsleeves.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <b>Kate Hudson!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D9mkhZwP1DI/YUuN0Irrk7I/AAAAAAAAhmE/2H9HkZx-oz8u0HrfdZhhMgznPCUDTquhgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Kate%2BHudson.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D9mkhZwP1DI/YUuN0Irrk7I/AAAAAAAAhmE/2H9HkZx-oz8u0HrfdZhhMgznPCUDTquhgCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Kate%2BHudson.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Answering the question no one asked: what if you made Gwyneth Paltrow's unfortunate <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=gwyneth+paltrow+oscars+1998&sxsrf=AOaemvKQMMkSojuMA4OPfbrklvGDg3E5pg:1632341543847&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjep_2OspPzAhWRGVkFHXAdDl8Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1422&bih=677&dpr=1.35">1998 Oscars dress </a>into a two piece and added 12 ostriches worth of pink coat? Honestly, she looks spectacular but this is what I would call A Choice.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Chloe and Halle Bailey!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-igp7leHyjSg/YUuOgeSb9cI/AAAAAAAAhmQ/0-06ZKiirBcr5w6mSGg_cpmi84nfky6PgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1920/Chloe%2Band%2BHalle%2BBailey.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1828" data-original-width="1920" height="610" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-igp7leHyjSg/YUuOgeSb9cI/AAAAAAAAhmQ/0-06ZKiirBcr5w6mSGg_cpmi84nfky6PgCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h610/Chloe%2Band%2BHalle%2BBailey.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>In my fantasy world, they decided that one would go as the bride and the other would be the bridesmaid who has a wedding at 6 and a Tina Turner tribute show at 7.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Kendall Jenner!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-07-nILUAb68/YUuPDa6zBuI/AAAAAAAAhmY/f7zPYlq236Q5dblsgSDo60i13ZTZkYTzQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Kendall%2BJenner.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-07-nILUAb68/YUuPDa6zBuI/AAAAAAAAhmY/f7zPYlq236Q5dblsgSDo60i13ZTZkYTzQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Kendall%2BJenner.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>The construction on this gown is absolutely stunning, but this is what I was talking about with Zoe Kravitz. I prefer a diamond g-string to a highly visible granny panty. Look, I love a granny panty. Comfort, function, insulation from thigh to underboob... Would I wear granny panties to the Met Gala? What do you think?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Gigi Hadid!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wtdazxZpUhE/YUuPoGC2-WI/AAAAAAAAhmg/DN60NkCDMZ0vnIwJYR233b6p7nd7ybvdACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Gigi%2BHadid.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wtdazxZpUhE/YUuPoGC2-WI/AAAAAAAAhmg/DN60NkCDMZ0vnIwJYR233b6p7nd7ybvdACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Gigi%2BHadid.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Burrito but make it fashion.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Tessa Thompson!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sboO9Lx8RWc/YUuQJh8THGI/AAAAAAAAhmw/vl67_2s_KQ8G-YVcuFnbKis7Gy0010OhACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Tessa%2BThompson.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1366" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sboO9Lx8RWc/YUuQJh8THGI/AAAAAAAAhmw/vl67_2s_KQ8G-YVcuFnbKis7Gy0010OhACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Tessa%2BThompson.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>My god, I love this dress. It's so beautiful and cool and looks amazing on her. But what in the Coyote Ugly is happening with these boots and that hat!?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Megan Fox!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cMXfbQ1cwp0/YUuQjqSgQwI/AAAAAAAAhm4/5PGWBhHcAoYsOc9ZTNdCWPiZvy9zmi03wCLcBGAsYHQ/s1920/Megan%2BFox.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cMXfbQ1cwp0/YUuQjqSgQwI/AAAAAAAAhm4/5PGWBhHcAoYsOc9ZTNdCWPiZvy9zmi03wCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/Megan%2BFox.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>I'm not sure how anything stays put in this dress. I would certainly go tits ahoy if I attempted this look. It's beautiful, she looks great, but I am stressed about it.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Audra McDonald!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-az-Tnnu4viI/YUuQ5uAyCKI/AAAAAAAAhnA/DOhhD1GnhRgzAd4twgo4jHlPpGF9rCsZQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Audra%2BMcDonald.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-az-Tnnu4viI/YUuQ5uAyCKI/AAAAAAAAhnA/DOhhD1GnhRgzAd4twgo4jHlPpGF9rCsZQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Audra%2BMcDonald.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I appreciate the effort, but I'm underwhelmed.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>The Currys!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_62Y3n9zkeQ/YUuRMFStr3I/AAAAAAAAhnI/3CR3mKBp2-YC4NUeF9WHdNBdxnii1vgzACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/the%2Bcurrys.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_62Y3n9zkeQ/YUuRMFStr3I/AAAAAAAAhnI/3CR3mKBp2-YC4NUeF9WHdNBdxnii1vgzACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/the%2Bcurrys.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I love the design of both of these looks but everything seems just a skosh too small here. Ayesha's boobs are trying to escape their too-small cups prison and Steph's tux is just like a quarter to half an inch short on the hem of both the pants and sleeves for my taste. Currys! Don't put stuff in the dryer on high heat!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Elliot Page!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lbmZJoO5F8s/YUuRxwRkTpI/AAAAAAAAhnQ/4bWRRJFtTDsyZoWkaLOkN7SIlDVhufhCQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Elliot%2BPage.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lbmZJoO5F8s/YUuRxwRkTpI/AAAAAAAAhnQ/4bWRRJFtTDsyZoWkaLOkN7SIlDVhufhCQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Elliot%2BPage.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Okay and then the opposite problem. To be clear, I want to give Eliot Page time to explore his style, and I think this is a very specific choice because he has worn highly tailored, form fitting suits on red carpets in past years and I recognize and appreciate that. But I'm just saying I do not think the answer is a </span><span>suit designed by David Byrne circa Stop Making Sense.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Mary J. Blige!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P1PM4r0seEA/YUuSiQUqdgI/AAAAAAAAhnY/uWTTPMIDOKcrPZlDkNyzq2dyxQnxdna8wCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/MJB.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P1PM4r0seEA/YUuSiQUqdgI/AAAAAAAAhnY/uWTTPMIDOKcrPZlDkNyzq2dyxQnxdna8wCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/MJB.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>It truly pains me to say this to my beloved MJB but ... snoozefest.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Gemma Chan!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vWkJKqrqT1Y/YUuSw-YEzYI/AAAAAAAAhnc/8PA-Zo6w8Ek3dEtyRicwpkkCfD9Wpi4mACLcBGAsYHQ/s1920/Gemma%2BChan.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vWkJKqrqT1Y/YUuSw-YEzYI/AAAAAAAAhnc/8PA-Zo6w8Ek3dEtyRicwpkkCfD9Wpi4mACLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/Gemma%2BChan.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Is that part of the dress or is she just bringing her own backdrop with her to the red carpet?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lorde!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TtYoRfTuL78/YUuTERWLCqI/AAAAAAAAhnk/ZpJGDskSUdwh9jscpVCO2vFXgPI_FfjHwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Lorde.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1366" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TtYoRfTuL78/YUuTERWLCqI/AAAAAAAAhnk/ZpJGDskSUdwh9jscpVCO2vFXgPI_FfjHwCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Lorde.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Lorde, you are 3 years late. "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination" was the 2018 theme. Then again, what is time anymore?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Kehlani!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wK4lJIj2d4Y/YUuTULWacpI/AAAAAAAAhno/1SvWYtNEywcsR8-KOHli40QXfDfMNgMcQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Kehlani.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wK4lJIj2d4Y/YUuTULWacpI/AAAAAAAAhno/1SvWYtNEywcsR8-KOHli40QXfDfMNgMcQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Kehlani.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I love the suit (yes even with the straps) but I really wish it didn't give her a footectomy. I also wish the mask matched the suit material. I also want to know what percentage of her torso is completely covered in double stick tape. This one really walks the line of Meh/Bad for me (but I've already written the whole description so it's staying here now).</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Donatella Versace!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5iNQ0TZgy3A/YUuT7hh_-eI/AAAAAAAAhn0/DBHXu9od_UM1KGZevRX1NHSos1B74hG9gCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Donatella%2BVersace.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5iNQ0TZgy3A/YUuT7hh_-eI/AAAAAAAAhn0/DBHXu9od_UM1KGZevRX1NHSos1B74hG9gCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Donatella%2BVersace.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Tell me something I don't know, Donatella Versace.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lee Pace!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8T1puKbkPis/YUuUPUV4DBI/AAAAAAAAhn8/wUbMvZpjFT8_JdWqUGTCGBNYu4tmO4-1wCLcBGAsYHQ/s1199/lee%2Bpace.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1199" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8T1puKbkPis/YUuUPUV4DBI/AAAAAAAAhn8/wUbMvZpjFT8_JdWqUGTCGBNYu4tmO4-1wCLcBGAsYHQ/w428-h640/lee%2Bpace.jpg" width="428" /></a></div>It's a fine look - I really dig the garters - but I think the bowtie needs to be a bit larger. Additionally, I have a really hard time with formal shorts of any kind (which you will see coming up in the next two posts) so this is not lighting me up like it would if it was a skirt or kilt. Thanks to Reader Kate for bringing this to my attention, even though we disagree about the relative greatness of this look.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Cara Delevingne!</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kXW1qS5AX2A/YUuVA_27LNI/AAAAAAAAhoE/FcLrxRs-x5wlY6q0M_ai0fxc7lv1TKuIgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Cara%2BDelevinge.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kXW1qS5AX2A/YUuVA_27LNI/AAAAAAAAhoE/FcLrxRs-x5wlY6q0M_ai0fxc7lv1TKuIgCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Cara%2BDelevinge.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I really like this but she should've worn a strap. It would have helped mask the fact that she sat down in the limo, at the very least. </span></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-81047747015556932602021-09-20T13:01:00.000-04:002021-09-20T13:01:00.397-04:002021 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The Good - Part Two<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Happy Monday! Let's get down to business.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lil Nas X!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8RLPESlzcaY/YUiy_sVPn5I/AAAAAAAAhjo/A8aL-VQdY0c-K4p8wiqewHNVv8VLB8wNACLcBGAsYHQ/s1920/Lil%2BNas%2Bx%2B1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8RLPESlzcaY/YUiy_sVPn5I/AAAAAAAAhjo/A8aL-VQdY0c-K4p8wiqewHNVv8VLB8wNACLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/Lil%2BNas%2Bx%2B1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Absolutely gorgeous... and then!</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a8RiZ7Y-d7w/YUizHIziUsI/AAAAAAAAhjs/iJzzC7Y6bRo5puvApjqhVnTkgYu_79VJQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Lil%2BNas%2Bx%2B2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a8RiZ7Y-d7w/YUizHIziUsI/AAAAAAAAhjs/iJzzC7Y6bRo5puvApjqhVnTkgYu_79VJQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Lil%2BNas%2Bx%2B2.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Amazing! .... and then!</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ck1trdCCcrs/YUizSJXdz5I/AAAAAAAAhj0/s41jMRCBLkwjfsmvcOsBlTuF0UyQCZE5gCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/lil%2Bnas%2Bx%2B3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ck1trdCCcrs/YUizSJXdz5I/AAAAAAAAhj0/s41jMRCBLkwjfsmvcOsBlTuF0UyQCZE5gCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/lil%2Bnas%2Bx%2B3.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Stunning! Three custom Versace looks?! I bow down to you, Lil Nas X. This was a thrill.<br /><br /><b>Hailee Steinfeld!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-x2igxWNZoh4/YUi0E0XulPI/AAAAAAAAhkA/f-BTKnGBXQs7jel7V_OSWvPq8-ESkq7xACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Hailee%2BSteinfeld.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-x2igxWNZoh4/YUi0E0XulPI/AAAAAAAAhkA/f-BTKnGBXQs7jel7V_OSWvPq8-ESkq7xACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Hailee%2BSteinfeld.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>If you're going to unveil a whole new you, this is the way to do it. I don't normally dig a monotone look that blends skin/hair/dress/shoes but it's giving me time lapse microscopic snowflake melt and I am into it.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Amandla Stenberg!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2UzWGX9g9e0/YUi0nmUkhMI/AAAAAAAAhkI/K_8dYHZbZsMZHra5zKKl_9-0eG_xcKjQQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Amandla%2BStenberg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2UzWGX9g9e0/YUi0nmUkhMI/AAAAAAAAhkI/K_8dYHZbZsMZHra5zKKl_9-0eG_xcKjQQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Amandla%2BStenberg.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>What a fun and commanding look, inspired by ballroom, playing with shape and texture and expectation. I am deeply in love with these shoes, in particular.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Wanna do some gowns? Let's do some gowns...</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Venus Williams!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CIo8sQQYJfs/YUi1_fBL0AI/AAAAAAAAhkQ/NIj4GevMT9AVyWdyNrYfQsJgjRy-7alUwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Venus%2BWilliams.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CIo8sQQYJfs/YUi1_fBL0AI/AAAAAAAAhkQ/NIj4GevMT9AVyWdyNrYfQsJgjRy-7alUwCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Venus%2BWilliams.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Straightforward gowns are not usually all that exciting to me at the Met Gala and usually end up in the Meh. That said, I am so delighted and charmed by this look on Venus. I could argue that it CUAN, but I do like the earrings that are the size of her face. I might be convinced that they do enough!<b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Billie Eilish!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gOKrh1w3Lzs/YUi3KBi5FII/AAAAAAAAhkg/Wum-Bd7fvREi_sevLRgDOtlXSiURmokpgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1920/Billie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1920" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gOKrh1w3Lzs/YUi3KBi5FII/AAAAAAAAhkg/Wum-Bd7fvREi_sevLRgDOtlXSiURmokpgCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/Billie.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Now THAT is a gown! I love that she did this very soft drag for the Met Ball, completely against expectation. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Jennifer Hudson!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YL66E6kfotk/YUi4QKSguKI/AAAAAAAAhko/jYiD3WThn9Q3mLOd-zmWAjskD6zUbMRKwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Jennifer%2BHudson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1638" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YL66E6kfotk/YUi4QKSguKI/AAAAAAAAhko/jYiD3WThn9Q3mLOd-zmWAjskD6zUbMRKwCLcBGAsYHQ/w512-h640/Jennifer%2BHudson.jpg" width="512" /></a></div>The fit on the dress and the impact of all that voluminous silk! What a fantastic look!</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Sienna Miller, Hamish Bowles, and Emily Blunt!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Cm7xKcmwV0I/YUi5YTDkA5I/AAAAAAAAhkw/nUPO6nZ_oWAMIDL0YecFcAYI_RLMinuZACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Sienna%2BMiller%2BHamish%2BBowles%2BEmily%2BBlunt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Cm7xKcmwV0I/YUi5YTDkA5I/AAAAAAAAhkw/nUPO6nZ_oWAMIDL0YecFcAYI_RLMinuZACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Sienna%2BMiller%2BHamish%2BBowles%2BEmily%2BBlunt.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Show me a more hilarious and glamorous photo, I dare you.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Mj Rodriguez!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WF9urHxnU9c/YUi502EKC9I/AAAAAAAAhk4/fXdBmiNpA_YNInoq0pzjNVV-mtj4KQPkACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Mj%2BRodriguez.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1366" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WF9urHxnU9c/YUi502EKC9I/AAAAAAAAhk4/fXdBmiNpA_YNInoq0pzjNVV-mtj4KQPkACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Mj%2BRodriguez.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I die. Please someone, call 911 for I have been murdered. There's really only one other thing to say about this...</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Yrsh-sFHObM/YUi6ddjBKdI/AAAAAAAAhlA/9Wyd-m4UQ6UvmhIsWH8ryskwZbPaHUYNACLcBGAsYHQ/s320/puffed%2Bsleeves.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="223" data-original-width="320" height="223" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Yrsh-sFHObM/YUi6ddjBKdI/AAAAAAAAhlA/9Wyd-m4UQ6UvmhIsWH8ryskwZbPaHUYNACLcBGAsYHQ/s0/puffed%2Bsleeves.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Justin and Hailey Bieber!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H6OEhYenfQM/YUi6kaOHXyI/AAAAAAAAhlE/5-duDyEHJZ8gXfweywhLrGJ50qLG_2NVACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Justin%2BBieber%2Band%2BHailey%2BBieber.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H6OEhYenfQM/YUi6kaOHXyI/AAAAAAAAhlE/5-duDyEHJZ8gXfweywhLrGJ50qLG_2NVACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Justin%2BBieber%2Band%2BHailey%2BBieber.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>With the full acknowledgement that if he posed/stood in any other way this would look like culottes, I am really impressed by both looks. I love the zipper motif on Hailey and I'm just so excited by Justin's tux by way of JNCO. I am not joking. Masc fashion is SO MUCH FUN right now!</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pete Davidson!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DfzfqNCydsw/YUi7cjqPrXI/AAAAAAAAhlQ/jwblkKY45tgDBy4tEQLYY5kPcRTZ3ko4ACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Pete%2BDavidson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DfzfqNCydsw/YUi7cjqPrXI/AAAAAAAAhlQ/jwblkKY45tgDBy4tEQLYY5kPcRTZ3ko4ACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Pete%2BDavidson.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Case in point! For me, this was one of the best looks of the night. I'm not sure who is styling Pete Davidson but I'm confident in my assumption that it is not Pete Davidson himself. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Gabrielle Union!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cBZYRsmKGWM/YUi7yA3Hw9I/AAAAAAAAhlY/vWi3DmIouDY1YnZw0CioX2bR2oQULP1LQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Gabrielle%2BUnion.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cBZYRsmKGWM/YUi7yA3Hw9I/AAAAAAAAhlY/vWi3DmIouDY1YnZw0CioX2bR2oQULP1LQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Gabrielle%2BUnion.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>We are not worthy! What an incredible work of art! The nude illusion is shockingly good, too. This is the kind of dress that makes your breath catch in your throat.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dominic Cooper!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-THQWPgD_ULE/YUi8tL4M61I/AAAAAAAAhlg/XkD_2dp8Qs0m02J06O_raIJaqPsc2K-PACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Dominic%2BCoo%255Ber.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-THQWPgD_ULE/YUi8tL4M61I/AAAAAAAAhlg/XkD_2dp8Qs0m02J06O_raIJaqPsc2K-PACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Dominic%2BCoo%255Ber.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>What says American Fashion more succinctly than Miami Vice 2021? I love the way this is styled, I love the silk shirt, I love the colors. This could have come off extremely costumey but he's working it. Good on you, Dominic Cooper. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Winnie Harlow!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-plJiN9KkmsE/YUi9MD9SU1I/AAAAAAAAhlo/4vV65K50o0AswXToVaaRXxfOpyK37eDlQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Winnie%2BHarlow.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-plJiN9KkmsE/YUi9MD9SU1I/AAAAAAAAhlo/4vV65K50o0AswXToVaaRXxfOpyK37eDlQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Winnie%2BHarlow.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>She said this had a "superhero feeling" to it and I hereby petition Marvel, DC, every comics label to please add Super Winnie Harlow to your roster.</span></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-80795184956056083922021-09-16T11:22:00.003-04:002021-09-16T11:28:31.416-04:002021 Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown: The Good - Part One<p><span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, it has been so long since we've seen each other. Welcome back to one woman's highly uninformed but extremely stubborn opinions about fashion, otherwise known as Way Too Shay. I believe in bright colors, I believe in appropriately hemmed pants, and I believe that with extremely few exceptions strapless dresses should be worn with necklaces. And holy shit, I do believe the Met Gala actually happened this year. You may remember that WTS celebrated our <a href="http://waytooshay.blogspot.com/2020/05/the-2020-way-too-shay-met-gala.html">own Met Gala</a> last year and, quite frankly, we were all wonderful. But it's time to turn it back over to the celebrities and see how they interpreted this year's theme <b>In America: A Lexicon of Fashion</b>. Because there are so many wonderful looks, I am going to split this into TWO PARTS! So let's begin Part One with one of the greatest looks of the night...</span></p><p><b><span style="font-size: large;">Lupita Nyong'o!</span></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kfSG1yJMKkk/YUNQF-ik_hI/AAAAAAAAhgw/Agm1ao0d7PkWPod4Iazs93MXKcqAD0_FQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Lupita%2BNyong%2527o.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kfSG1yJMKkk/YUNQF-ik_hI/AAAAAAAAhgw/Agm1ao0d7PkWPod4Iazs93MXKcqAD0_FQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Lupita%2BNyong%2527o.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">When I tell you my jaw hit the ground....I am enraptured by the construction on this denim dress and I cannot get over how beautifully sculpted her hair is. AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT NECKLACE ON A STRAPLESS GOWN!?!?! I am 100% anime heart eyes over here. </span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Importantly, thus completes The Denim Trilogy:</span></p><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">The Good<br /> <a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gatWEwpH3xc/YUNVmqlyEQI/AAAAAAAAhg4/9aZNCI9T6ks0OwAyAsH9kRf7fojCFYl0wCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Lupita%2BNyong%2527o.jpg" style="clear: left; display: inline; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gatWEwpH3xc/YUNVmqlyEQI/AAAAAAAAhg4/9aZNCI9T6ks0OwAyAsH9kRf7fojCFYl0wCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/Lupita%2BNyong%2527o.jpg" width="213" /></a><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">The Bad</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MTy3WEGXQV4/YUNWFRgdphI/AAAAAAAAhhQ/E6lw1wAtuyI--tm3apkOTu5X9v3v-TyswCLcBGAsYHQ/s443/frances.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="443" data-original-width="280" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MTy3WEGXQV4/YUNWFRgdphI/AAAAAAAAhhQ/E6lw1wAtuyI--tm3apkOTu5X9v3v-TyswCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/frances.jpg" width="202" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">The Way Too Shay</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AkyEDbmfknA/YUNWMHYix7I/AAAAAAAAhhU/AKdReltXkoUB5c71iOUUva3lD8ifJibVACLcBGAsYHQ/s1024/britney%2Band%2Bjustin.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="500" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AkyEDbmfknA/YUNWMHYix7I/AAAAAAAAhhU/AKdReltXkoUB5c71iOUUva3lD8ifJibVACLcBGAsYHQ/s320/britney%2Band%2Bjustin.jpg" width="156" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Debbie Harry (seen here with Zac Posen)!</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7-1ZDtaYGV0/YUNWaUUjGeI/AAAAAAAAhhY/rom4XKWlXXcvL5mMXT2FCDO1T5LQhI3dwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Debbie%2BHarry%2Band%2BZac%2BPosen.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7-1ZDtaYGV0/YUNWaUUjGeI/AAAAAAAAhhY/rom4XKWlXXcvL5mMXT2FCDO1T5LQhI3dwCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Debbie%2BHarry%2Band%2BZac%2BPosen.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Sticking with the denim of it all, I truly love this. Zac Posen really put Debbie Harry in a deconstructed American flag hoop skirt and crop jacket and she looks radiant. Debbie kind of makes anything look cool but this truly <i>is </i>cool.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Michaela Coel!</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ia_sPOJQ89Q/YUNW8YRLISI/AAAAAAAAhhk/BpaE3nQ78HwPeKr1g6yB1Y35vfOu3fExQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Michaela%2BCoel.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ia_sPOJQ89Q/YUNW8YRLISI/AAAAAAAAhhk/BpaE3nQ78HwPeKr1g6yB1Y35vfOu3fExQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Michaela%2BCoel.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Looking at this, I feel unfit to exist anymore. I also feel anxiety about MC needing to pee at any point in the evening.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ciara!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tnsOYPC6PFg/YUNXWaWhWEI/AAAAAAAAhhs/jVe0gpiuwjQD4ICoL5bALmMVhJoYV7mzwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Ciara.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1624" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tnsOYPC6PFg/YUNXWaWhWEI/AAAAAAAAhhs/jVe0gpiuwjQD4ICoL5bALmMVhJoYV7mzwCLcBGAsYHQ/w509-h640/Ciara.jpg" width="509" /></a></div>(Fatman Scoop voice) CIARA'S IN THE HOUSE! </span><span>This is exactly the thing to wear to the Met Gala when the theme is 'Merica! I love it and I love that she wore Russell's number and Super Bowl ring. So so so cute but still editorial and glamorous.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Megan Thee Stallion!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-d7J2IUeAUrE/YUNYGFMGrHI/AAAAAAAAhh0/06iLKSRExfQTcdyKFw0eB-1w_O0-j71mACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Megan%2BThee%2BStallion.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-d7J2IUeAUrE/YUNYGFMGrHI/AAAAAAAAhh0/06iLKSRExfQTcdyKFw0eB-1w_O0-j71mACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Megan%2BThee%2BStallion.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Hello 1950s Barbie! I love this - I debated with Reader Katya last night whether this Could Use A Necklace - perfect hair placement makes it a judgment call - but I think that would be my only note. Megan looks absolutely amazing.<br /><br /><b>Timothee Chalamet!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TJBwW94oLcM/YUNYhELEzGI/AAAAAAAAhh8/mMUTqHaGNHQZQ_vUnDckzdXIlGWyTtWpgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Timothee%2BChalamet.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TJBwW94oLcM/YUNYhELEzGI/AAAAAAAAhh8/mMUTqHaGNHQZQ_vUnDckzdXIlGWyTtWpgCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Timothee%2BChalamet.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>My god I love this look. I don't know too many other celebs who could pull this off and honestly I don't need to imagine it on anyone else. Individually, these pieces don't really speak to me but together? Wow. Yes even the shoes. Especially the shoes, in fact.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Quannah Chasinghorse!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h6cHZLHc_nU/YUNZQ4bKmTI/AAAAAAAAhiE/k6vhfe91_fEFerPj5R2hfX4hVQ_b0hzMwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Quannah%2BChasinghorse.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h6cHZLHc_nU/YUNZQ4bKmTI/AAAAAAAAhiE/k6vhfe91_fEFerPj5R2hfX4hVQ_b0hzMwCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Quannah%2BChasinghorse.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>Absolutely stunning. No notes from me. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Zoe Kravitz!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CSAJri3o-lY/YUNZk0DiYvI/AAAAAAAAhiM/ypZQzrI_9m8ASSy9hk_KfeXHs0pQkFGnwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Zoe%2BKravitz.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CSAJri3o-lY/YUNZk0DiYvI/AAAAAAAAhiM/ypZQzrI_9m8ASSy9hk_KfeXHs0pQkFGnwCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Zoe%2BKravitz.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I do wish she had worn silver/diamond shoes instead of black, but otherwise this is an outstanding take on I'm Hot And I Want To Be Naked. Please take note of the matching diamond g-string. We will come back to this when discussing a few other looks of the night </span>*cough*Kendall*cough*<span>.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Anok Yai!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TYbeF33v2v0/YUNaZvH51eI/AAAAAAAAhiU/-Pgzb7OCodA7_0JP0gcLIZ5pgkurpv2iwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Anok%2BYai.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TYbeF33v2v0/YUNaZvH51eI/AAAAAAAAhiU/-Pgzb7OCodA7_0JP0gcLIZ5pgkurpv2iwCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Anok%2BYai.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>TWO necklaces!? My new favorite model. I keep staring at the fit on the top of this dress, just so impressive. And a super fluffy boa? I love this whole look. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lil Baby!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cPTfvKEMTzg/YUNbJbJbZ9I/AAAAAAAAhic/BqlHsYLGawURGTqNiFsB2bSDmfgLd_ydQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Lil%2Bbaby.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cPTfvKEMTzg/YUNbJbJbZ9I/AAAAAAAAhic/BqlHsYLGawURGTqNiFsB2bSDmfgLd_ydQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Lil%2Bbaby.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I wish the shirt was more crisply tucked in, but I am super into this look. The pins and the necklace together are working for me and you better believe I would shout at anyone who scuffed those shoes that night.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Simu Liu!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--PmsC2v4TeY/YUNcm0aPzMI/AAAAAAAAhik/38Nj5pxW5jIoecvoVqJq3ciwEzO7M4JAQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Simu-Liu-at-2021-Met-Gala.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--PmsC2v4TeY/YUNcm0aPzMI/AAAAAAAAhik/38Nj5pxW5jIoecvoVqJq3ciwEzO7M4JAQCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Simu-Liu-at-2021-Met-Gala.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>This is such a cool tux and he is wearing the hell out of it.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Kerby Jean-Raymond!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EgekVlV-U2I/YUNc0OGC86I/AAAAAAAAhio/JrvdtnDatCALfG8gjAIXax3rCbG7y4vcACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Kerby%2BJean-Raymond.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1366" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EgekVlV-U2I/YUNc0OGC86I/AAAAAAAAhio/JrvdtnDatCALfG8gjAIXax3rCbG7y4vcACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Kerby%2BJean-Raymond.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>I am obsessed with this. I am extremely surprised to find myself fully in favor of a dark red shoe with a bright red ensemble, but here we are. My eyes cannot get enough of this. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Amanda Gorman!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-84gSvpJvRlg/YUNdJiYJ2oI/AAAAAAAAhi0/a9G0fHJ9u44ApCM3HIpbH-2JDdZ1waMxwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Amanda%2BGorman.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-84gSvpJvRlg/YUNdJiYJ2oI/AAAAAAAAhi0/a9G0fHJ9u44ApCM3HIpbH-2JDdZ1waMxwCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Amanda%2BGorman.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>The "reimagined <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPm2T6Q1CLk">Statue of Liberty</a>" is quite the moment for a person having quite the series of moments this year!</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dan Levy!</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BRrDl1yGrQA/YUNdwfv_YgI/AAAAAAAAhi8/mLxdDjrFM3cAk2723bdUgeRJHtbI3trogCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Dan%2BLevy.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1365" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BRrDl1yGrQA/YUNdwfv_YgI/AAAAAAAAhi8/mLxdDjrFM3cAk2723bdUgeRJHtbI3trogCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/Dan%2BLevy.jpg" width="426" /></a></div>This tribute to David Wojnarowicz is completely over the top and stunningly gorgeous. To be fair, I didn't know David Wojnarowicz until he was name checked in Le Tigre's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0idmTWxFs1A">Hot Topic</a>, and you may not have heard the name before now so please do enjoy reading about the <a href="https://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/dan-levy-met-gala-2021">story behind this look</a>. Maybe you think this should be in the WTF pile, but nah. I think it's swell.</span></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-64499668834024535882020-10-30T13:44:00.007-04:002020-10-30T13:53:33.492-04:00Sexy _____ Halloween Costume Roundup 2020!<p><span style="font-size: large;">It's the most wonderful time of the year! You know how people say that the only things that will survive the apocalypse are Twinkies and cockroaches? I feel like we should add Yandy's Sexy ____ costumes to that list because even through a pandemic they FOUND A WAY to bring you a whole new bunch of costumes that will showcase parts of your body you didn't know you needed to shave. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Many thanks to the tens of you (not an exaggeration) who sent me the Sexy COVID-19 costume that was making the rounds on the internet. I will not be including it here because it is the same as the Sexy Ebola costume from 2014 but this time with face shield. Also, please note that Yandy did not make the Sexy Ebola costume in 2014 and <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/yandy-wont-make-a-sexy-covid-costume-halloween-plans-2020-9">released a statement </a>this year saying they would not make a Sexy COVID costume. If you are considering a Sexy COVID nurse costume this year for, what? your very intimate gathering of just you? I would like you to truly reflect on this: if it's too far for Yandy, it should be too far for you. Maybe instead consider being <a href="https://twitter.com/danielleeliza_/status/1230655570966958080">Jessica who is 34 or Mark who is 24</a>. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><u><span style="font-size: large;">SEXY POP CULTURE COSTUMES</span></u></b></p><p><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-tiger-queen-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Tiger King!</span></a></b></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--tN_8XpSeLI/X5w_CuvPCMI/AAAAAAAAgjY/6Fftcf59enozt74yIGAJOgPryblXg-C0ACLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/tiger%2Bking.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--tN_8XpSeLI/X5w_CuvPCMI/AAAAAAAAgjY/6Fftcf59enozt74yIGAJOgPryblXg-C0ACLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/tiger%2Bking.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Since I just mentioned Love Is Blind, let's go with the other collective Netflix obsession from this year. I'll admit I'm a little confused about why there is a modesty panel on a Yandy product. 2020 is wild. I deeply love the peep toe thigh high jeans boots for this costume; I think they really make the look. By the way, the peep toe thigh high jeans boots do not come with the outfit.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/coolest-cat-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Tiger!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tUHWrUwLMEY/X5w_vonsm5I/AAAAAAAAgjg/OM631RQm7TwK729A_8HMLuO-ppddXriEQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/cool%2Bcat.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tUHWrUwLMEY/X5w_vonsm5I/AAAAAAAAgjg/OM631RQm7TwK729A_8HMLuO-ppddXriEQCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/cool%2Bcat.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">So you know how Yandy can't just like name something with it is? Like Sexy Tinkerbell has to be like Sassy Twinkle Fairy or something like that? I suppose this is for legal reasons (esp. dealing with The Mouse) but it is one of the truly bizarre parts of the Sexy ___ costume industry. Anyway this costume is called Coolest Cat, in a blatant nod to That Bitch Carole Baskins and her standard "hey all you cool cats and kittens" greeting. And yes, on the website this is shown as a companion costume to Sexy Joe Exotic.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/headbangin-hottie-costume">Sexy Prince!</a></b><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R6EZIeeH55U/X5xBKG6XCKI/AAAAAAAAgjo/x9upTnFpoQQ56AHXD5v6uP5KL5FMFXsYQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/prince.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R6EZIeeH55U/X5xBKG6XCKI/AAAAAAAAgjo/x9upTnFpoQQ56AHXD5v6uP5KL5FMFXsYQCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/prince.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Offensive. I am offended. How very dare.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-slay-for-you-superstar-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Britney In An Extremely Specific But Interpretive Way!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EO7rXgzehT8/X5xBgA0Eu4I/AAAAAAAAgjw/bWm-gmzWa_o_W99ikTFlaiLfRHKjcT-QQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/britney.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EO7rXgzehT8/X5xBgA0Eu4I/AAAAAAAAgjw/bWm-gmzWa_o_W99ikTFlaiLfRHKjcT-QQCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/britney.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Okay so this is obviously the Slave 4 U At The VMAs With The Python, but interpreted by way of Steven Tyler's microphone stand. What in the name of Stevie Nicks is happening with these rando scarves!? I absolutely must show you the copy on the product page because it is INCREDIBLE.</span></div><div><blockquote><i><span style="font-size: large;">She's back, Bitch! Are you a slave to sexy? Oops, you did it again, but your die-hard babes aren't sad about your daring debut. Get caught reminiscing on your '90s teen stardom in this exclusive Slay For You Superstar costume featuring a green mesh crop top with rhinestone embellishments, adjustable spaghetti straps, matching denim booty shorts with butterfly detailing, a front zipper, rhinestone bejeweled accents with multi-color draping mesh panels, and a yellow slithering snake shoulder drape. (Shoes not included.)</span></i></blockquote><span style="font-size: large;">Please have this inscribed on my tombstone.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/finish-him!-costume">Sexy Mortal Kombat 1!</a></b><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UBTZ1F3xenM/X5xCvDfNDqI/AAAAAAAAgj4/FUUinapnUXQBuqXof4L8Hk9nZW5SkBSfgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/mortal%2Bcombat%2B1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UBTZ1F3xenM/X5xCvDfNDqI/AAAAAAAAgj4/FUUinapnUXQBuqXof4L8Hk9nZW5SkBSfgCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/mortal%2Bcombat%2B1.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Because we are celebrating Mortal Kombat 11 I suppose? This one is called Finish Him while....</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/fem-fatality-costume">Sexy Mortal Kombat 2!</a></b><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-83iVOvl8Ivs/X5xDgkTZDkI/AAAAAAAAgkA/F8QPVAzNg3QeQNyzGEvvngLAe5wTQWaDACLcBGAsYHQ/s619/mortal%2Bcombat%2B2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="619" data-original-width="344" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-83iVOvl8Ivs/X5xDgkTZDkI/AAAAAAAAgkA/F8QPVAzNg3QeQNyzGEvvngLAe5wTQWaDACLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/mortal%2Bcombat%2B2.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">is called Fem Fatality. Listen, I hate a pun but that one can stay. That is dumb in the perfect way.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Okay, y'all. It's not usual that I do this but I'm about to give you my favorite Sexy ____ costume of the year in the middle of the post. This is hilariously 30+ years out of relevance and could not make me laugh more. It might be one of my all time favorites, actually. Without further ado, I give you...</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/alien-attack-trooper-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Predator!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9KBZQquwjDI/X5xEjXy5V6I/AAAAAAAAgkM/lmySqV6CNkEFVbTEJ6Pbn1x10xwqQyx-QCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/predator.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9KBZQquwjDI/X5xEjXy5V6I/AAAAAAAAgkM/lmySqV6CNkEFVbTEJ6Pbn1x10xwqQyx-QCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/predator.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />As the children say, I am screaming! I find this extremely hilarious but also potentially very upsetting because you know the most famous line is "if it bleeds we can kill it" and I feel like misogyny is gonna just go wild on that one. If that happens to you, Sexy Predator, you know what to do: GET TO THA CHOPPA!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><u><span style="font-size: large;">SEXY GENERICS</span></u></b></div><div><b><u><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></u></b></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-field-goal-flirt-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Sportball!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3AeMHyRgucY/X5xFm_dhQ0I/AAAAAAAAgkY/hVI1r58TslkXz4D--6cL-2YIW02R1gqsQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/sportsball.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3AeMHyRgucY/X5xFm_dhQ0I/AAAAAAAAgkY/hVI1r58TslkXz4D--6cL-2YIW02R1gqsQCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/sportsball.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Okay sure but what's up with the extremely high garters? How? What does the butt look like with those under the white shorts/underwear? <br /><b><br /></b></span><p><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-fantastic-scholastic-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Schoolgirl!</span></a></b></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cC_eRjc7au8/X5xGbJhiTFI/AAAAAAAAgkg/HF4PiM6Xv5IeK1CDSBsEIVq3i-KTqMhcACLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/schoolgirl.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cC_eRjc7au8/X5xGbJhiTFI/AAAAAAAAgkg/HF4PiM6Xv5IeK1CDSBsEIVq3i-KTqMhcACLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/schoolgirl.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">But Meg, I hear you saying, the Sexy Schoolgirl is surely one of the most basic of all Sexy ___ costumes! Certainly we've seen this before, you say. And while this is true and I try my best to only give you the freshest and newest Sexy ___ costumes each year.... LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS SLEEVES SITUATION! Is this Yandy's version of all those Halloweens my mom ruined my costume by making me wear a turtleneck under it because October 31 is cold in NJ? That's possible. But I'd like to entertain a more cerebral approach. I believe this costume is meant to give the owner of the gaze [male-intended, I'm sure] to feel as though they suddenly developed X-ray vision! This person is clearly wearing a full shirt and long skirt but because of your X-ray vision, you can see the bra and thigh highs hidden within! It's like magic eye but for boobs.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/raider-of-the-lost-heart-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Viking!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QV7pf8ncwVA/X5xHzwkThMI/AAAAAAAAgko/5xpAKpqlGvciEUIF9pfYN5865q63nkVjwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/viking.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QV7pf8ncwVA/X5xHzwkThMI/AAAAAAAAgko/5xpAKpqlGvciEUIF9pfYN5865q63nkVjwCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/viking.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This is fairly deluxe! Not entirely sure how I feel about the large tufts of fur around the bikini line - seems like it would tickle or itch.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yummy-mummy-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Mummy!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uQOD10tNQig/X5xIXuimDCI/AAAAAAAAgkw/dwstVl1y8VcqaPk89XHBhy4JRlm16heQwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/mummy.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uQOD10tNQig/X5xIXuimDCI/AAAAAAAAgkw/dwstVl1y8VcqaPk89XHBhy4JRlm16heQwCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/mummy.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This just look exhausting. Imagine trying to pee in this thing!?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-boo-bees-romper-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Bee!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zNaHFXlla68/X5xQppEqbcI/AAAAAAAAgmY/knvK6jgKAtYLq-sfBsaumVRu3cdnrKxjgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/boobies.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zNaHFXlla68/X5xQppEqbcI/AAAAAAAAgmY/knvK6jgKAtYLq-sfBsaumVRu3cdnrKxjgCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/boobies.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">As you may know, my #1 favorite of all time is the Sexy Bee. I find it utterly ridiculous to imagine a bee being sexy and, indeed, it is the Sexy Bee that launched me into this unending spiral as a Sexy ___ costume connoisseur. You may also know I hate puns. All of that said, omg someone please buy me this.<b><br /></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/divinely-sexy-intervention-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Angel!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MxerKscqC8A/X5xIqE7kkzI/AAAAAAAAgk4/q8TAXTfCy28Qkqsd6omwCeLG-wFca6PZwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/angel.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MxerKscqC8A/X5xIqE7kkzI/AAAAAAAAgk4/q8TAXTfCy28Qkqsd6omwCeLG-wFca6PZwCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/angel.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br />I like that the wings are not only on the back but also on the breasts. The ones on the boobs look like jazz hands, so even better.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/angelic-deceit-costume">Sexy Dark Angel!</a></b><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-05LyiQDdydQ/X5xJZs2iREI/AAAAAAAAglA/znzFitZYMzoK20CIxQji8y9CO7Sxq1dygCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/dark%2Bangel.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-05LyiQDdydQ/X5xJZs2iREI/AAAAAAAAglA/znzFitZYMzoK20CIxQji8y9CO7Sxq1dygCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/dark%2Bangel.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">You know she's a fallen angel because she only has the titty wings, not the regular wings too. </span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/scantily-skeletal-catsuit-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Skeleton! </span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-popbd4FG7SM/X5xJ1xP-fKI/AAAAAAAAglI/-kDNbhUTkjA0Kr4IdoRofYK9Hqc4NVpCACLcBGAsYHQ/s585/skeleton.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="585" data-original-width="325" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-popbd4FG7SM/X5xJ1xP-fKI/AAAAAAAAglI/-kDNbhUTkjA0Kr4IdoRofYK9Hqc4NVpCACLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/skeleton.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This is 100% see through. Love the Misfits mask.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-so-flesh-so-clean-romper-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Janet Jackson Rolling Stone Cover!</span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R7d2R-I5vSc/X5xKz9P1C2I/AAAAAAAAglQ/zTZ0kmfyZLo8ZzEDr1YeO-Aji0TsbNihACLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/janet%2Bskeleton%2Bboobs.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R7d2R-I5vSc/X5xKz9P1C2I/AAAAAAAAglQ/zTZ0kmfyZLo8ZzEDr1YeO-Aji0TsbNihACLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/janet%2Bskeleton%2Bboobs.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I have to admit that with the mask, I am little confused. Is the skeleton Rene Elizando's memorable hands or is the skeleton Janet herself? </span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/gone-country-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Country Gal!</span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P7JViqucNG4/X5xLTB3TCoI/AAAAAAAAglY/8dW-KiiXgHkJdx5xeBMVuxM4Owepif7BACLcBGAsYHQ/s619/old%2Btown%2Broad.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="619" data-original-width="344" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P7JViqucNG4/X5xLTB3TCoI/AAAAAAAAglY/8dW-KiiXgHkJdx5xeBMVuxM4Owepif7BACLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/old%2Btown%2Broad.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><span style="font-size: large;">I'd like to believe that this is a pair of the jeans underwear or jeans swimsuit bottoms that Keke Palmer's character was trying to sell in <i>Hustlers</i>. Incidentally, Jennifer Lynn Lopez should have won many awards for that movie. I'm still mad.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.yandy.com/all-jazzed-up-costume">Sexy Flapper!</a><br /></span></b><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--88HAbMevhc/X5xL5wX4h1I/AAAAAAAAglg/xSC3Kc275tg19M8sD9TIK_7vs1b4uzaVgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/le%2Bjazz%2Bhot.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/--88HAbMevhc/X5xL5wX4h1I/AAAAAAAAglg/xSC3Kc275tg19M8sD9TIK_7vs1b4uzaVgCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/le%2Bjazz%2Bhot.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Le Jizz Hot, amirite?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/monstrous-snake-down-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Medusa!</span></a></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J1aPpEa5J14/X5xMSCf189I/AAAAAAAAglo/FFuJNmW4A1oNb7fSyrM7u40F5TbBVLb8QCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/medusa.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J1aPpEa5J14/X5xMSCf189I/AAAAAAAAglo/FFuJNmW4A1oNb7fSyrM7u40F5TbBVLb8QCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/medusa.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I'm not mad at it, though I feel like I've seen something like this on every queen who shows up to RuPaul's Drag Race not knowing how to sew. At least there seem to be hems. In fact, everywhere you look there's a hem.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><b><u><span style="font-size: large;">SEXY TOPICAL COSTUMES</span></u></b></div><div><b><u><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></u></b></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-banana-bread-boredom-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Banana Bread!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M6pTrraZBPo/X5xNFgqjXqI/AAAAAAAAglw/hjL6pWSlq5QRDUveRuvGWyp2TJuV_mruwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/banana%2Bbread.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M6pTrraZBPo/X5xNFgqjXqI/AAAAAAAAglw/hjL6pWSlq5QRDUveRuvGWyp2TJuV_mruwCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/banana%2Bbread.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This costume is called Banana Bread Boredom. I am absolutely serious. The designers at Yandy sat around their virtual table in late spring and discussed what are the topical costumes that could come out of the pandemic and someone apparently was like, "Everyone on my social media feeds is baking banana bread because they don't know what else to do." And everyone else on the zoom decided to make it a costume. God, I wish I worked at Yandy.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-mail-in-ballot-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Mail In Ballot!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GbkA8YCEtJQ/X5xN-IsvlFI/AAAAAAAAgl4/Gqio9JUGI4o_PG3z3_tk-vTbdhaE9enCwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/mail%2Bin%2Bballot.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GbkA8YCEtJQ/X5xN-IsvlFI/AAAAAAAAgl4/Gqio9JUGI4o_PG3z3_tk-vTbdhaE9enCwCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/mail%2Bin%2Bballot.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">The sticker placements truly elevate it.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-postal-office-babe-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Letter Carrier!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5nriQIRRIsY/X5xOXL2ZIDI/AAAAAAAAgmA/zCtow6q8MBERen63JKrUQkQODtf_0DaYQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/letter%2Bcarrier.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5nriQIRRIsY/X5xOXL2ZIDI/AAAAAAAAgmA/zCtow6q8MBERen63JKrUQkQODtf_0DaYQCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/letter%2Bcarrier.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">You know how I know this is a letter carrier? It says it on the shirt. The shirt with the buttons that only go to the underboob line. And yet we gave Sexy Joe Exotic a modesty panel. Go figure.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><a href="https://www.yandy.com/yandy-hand-sanitizer-costume"><span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Hand Sanitizer!</span></a></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VQTMRuvu1nY/X5xPIRpyFAI/AAAAAAAAgmI/_bPedRTgwXsmJe2ZrC-DQumY0OwOCUKHwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1170/hand%2Bsanitizer.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1170" data-original-width="650" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VQTMRuvu1nY/X5xPIRpyFAI/AAAAAAAAgmI/_bPedRTgwXsmJe2ZrC-DQumY0OwOCUKHwCLcBGAsYHQ/w356-h640/hand%2Bsanitizer.jpg" width="356" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Oh yes they did.<br /><b><br /><br /></b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">In closing, thanks to Yandy for being our favorite resource for Sexy ___ costumes and for coming through this year even in a pandemic. Oh and Yandy, if you are reading this, you truly need to examine the lack of racial and ethnic diversity among your models. Happy Halloween y'all! Wear a mask!</span></div></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-81065442190668298342020-10-29T16:03:00.002-04:002020-10-29T16:07:45.350-04:00Emmys 2020 "Red Carpet" Rundown: The WTF and Doing A Bit!<p><span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, I cannot in good conscience give you the Sexy ______ Halloween Costume Roundup without finishing the Emmys. I have very limited brain space, though, so I'm going to go ahead and skip the Meh. WHAT!? Yes, that's right. I don't actually want to talk about how Reese was a snooze and why Issa should consider not wearing coral. I'd much rather talk about the fun stuff, wouldn't you? It's a pandemic, the election is a minute away, and the police are brutalizing my neighbors instead of helping them so I just kind of don't care about hem lengths that much today. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">As you may remember, we are not doing The Bad because that's just cruel. Everyone was basically in their house, Kerry Washington's backyard, some random Canadian courtyard, or conducting a one person halftime show in an empty stadium and it's not fair to say anyone looked bad. However it is absolutely fair to say WTF and also to recognize those who committed to Doing a Bit. And they're all right here!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">THE WTF</span></u></b></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Tracee Ellis Ross!</b></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C94k6OH1qdY/X5sckz-ph1I/AAAAAAAAgiY/75W6K4U-04YklXJXhCaJF5EeX1vp8IkGgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1252/tracee%2Bellis%2Bross.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1252" data-original-width="1000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C94k6OH1qdY/X5sckz-ph1I/AAAAAAAAgiY/75W6K4U-04YklXJXhCaJF5EeX1vp8IkGgCLcBGAsYHQ/w512-h640/tracee%2Bellis%2Bross.jpg" width="512" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Nothing but respect for laying out your own bit of red carpet next to a tree! That is the kind of extra I expect from TER. That said, she might need to go back to Party City where she belongs.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Kieran Culkin!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZQ4DJueK88Y/X5sc6PixMHI/AAAAAAAAgig/OueOAQss1b0aKUdbC80WeoiKkUIhJKqTgCLcBGAsYHQ/s700/kieran%2Bculkin.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZQ4DJueK88Y/X5sc6PixMHI/AAAAAAAAgig/OueOAQss1b0aKUdbC80WeoiKkUIhJKqTgCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/kieran%2Bculkin.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">How many bracelets is too many bracelets? Asking for a friend.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Jeremy Strong!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V9ZKqCRHSok/X5sdEiKdqiI/AAAAAAAAgik/nzGJd6NCsPAHnEspEC-pwYNtNRhKc53xgCLcBGAsYHQ/s700/jeremy%2Bstrong.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="466" data-original-width="700" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V9ZKqCRHSok/X5sdEiKdqiI/AAAAAAAAgik/nzGJd6NCsPAHnEspEC-pwYNtNRhKc53xgCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/jeremy%2Bstrong.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">It's an extraordinary volume of the drabbest possible shade of brown. But the little floppy tie makes it art.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">DOING A BIT</span></u></b></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Tony Shalhoub!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YXJgcA_ffhY/X5sdcoNIkHI/AAAAAAAAgis/bcR0QGBdxOUt8m95VlOP3Ig8dtgBCniqgCLcBGAsYHQ/s700/shalhoub.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="466" data-original-width="700" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YXJgcA_ffhY/X5sdcoNIkHI/AAAAAAAAgis/bcR0QGBdxOUt8m95VlOP3Ig8dtgBCniqgCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/shalhoub.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Why an ascot? But also why NOT an ascot?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Julia Garner!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gEliQ8F5tks/X5sdlP8KFdI/AAAAAAAAgiw/LHtRG5wMdfAZXNt2jY00i0Xx15f_si-ogCLcBGAsYHQ/s700/julia%2Bgarner.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="466" data-original-width="700" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gEliQ8F5tks/X5sdlP8KFdI/AAAAAAAAgiw/LHtRG5wMdfAZXNt2jY00i0Xx15f_si-ogCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/julia%2Bgarner.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">What in the green light across the lake is going on here? She's all roarin' 20s while Foster the People is in a silk tiger robe. WHAT WAS THE BRIEF???</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Samira Wiley!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qHk8anzA7SA/X5seQs_1JhI/AAAAAAAAgi8/-nqIM_EFNhooIeYWnAtJ19BXi5iuYt9mgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1475/samira%2Bwiley.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1475" data-original-width="1000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qHk8anzA7SA/X5seQs_1JhI/AAAAAAAAgi8/-nqIM_EFNhooIeYWnAtJ19BXi5iuYt9mgCLcBGAsYHQ/w434-h640/samira%2Bwiley.jpg" width="434" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Full face, peep toe heels, diamonds, and pajamas. This is what I envisioned adult sleepovers would be like.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Alex Borstein!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ng-pci36j2Y/X5sexPln82I/AAAAAAAAgjE/OlOXAhIVx0E_Iluh-ecKBKPmLJns1K7jQCLcBGAsYHQ/s700/alex%2Bborstein.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ng-pci36j2Y/X5sexPln82I/AAAAAAAAgjE/OlOXAhIVx0E_Iluh-ecKBKPmLJns1K7jQCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/alex%2Bborstein.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Congratulations to Alex Borstein for finally living her dream of Doing A Bit and having it work fairly well. This was the other kind of adult sleepover I envisioned in my youth.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Ted Danson!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q07NnhFrogE/X5sfHJRlLKI/AAAAAAAAgjM/HzN75Y865MEb5lLYqmTnzDWao1GEYaPaACLcBGAsYHQ/s700/ted%2Bdanson%2Bcasually%2Bin%2Bhis%2Bkitchen.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="466" data-original-width="700" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q07NnhFrogE/X5sfHJRlLKI/AAAAAAAAgjM/HzN75Y865MEb5lLYqmTnzDWao1GEYaPaACLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/ted%2Bdanson%2Bcasually%2Bin%2Bhis%2Bkitchen.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Ted Danson, casually in his kitchen. Of course he is.</span></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-25214024765935324342020-09-22T16:37:00.011-04:002020-09-22T16:45:33.561-04:00Emmys 2020 "Red Carpet" Rundown: The Good!<p><span style="font-size: large;">Against all odds, the Emmys happened. And against all odds, there was fashion! Sort of! Mostly! Sometimes overwhelmingly so! Many of our stars had to figure out their looks with a slightly smaller team than usual so we are not only grading on a curve, we are also changing one of the piles this time around. That's right! I am eliminating The Bad this time (even though... you know there definitely were) and instead instituting a temporary pile: Doing A Bit. Alex Borstein should be excited to have finally found her place on WTS. We're going to cover (in this order): The Good, The Meh, The WTF, and Doing A Bit. We shall start, as we always do, with our queen.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></p><p><b><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">THE GOOD</span></u></b></p><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><p><b><span style="font-size: large;">Regina King!</span></b></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AOpmg8_LlpA/X2pTCA14bvI/AAAAAAAAgZc/FobfjTXhxsI32UiDF6F-Sh3EPNW-3bsUgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1635/regina%2Bking%2B3.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1635" data-original-width="1090" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AOpmg8_LlpA/X2pTCA14bvI/AAAAAAAAgZc/FobfjTXhxsI32UiDF6F-Sh3EPNW-3bsUgCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/regina%2Bking%2B3.webp" width="426" /></span></a></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MyEgtxuiHFU/X2pTHVipfMI/AAAAAAAAgZg/Vx_DmStryxwy4vxgNZ_lEvrmNBhnYzR9gCLcBGAsYHQ/s1182/regina%2Bking.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1182" data-original-width="1000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MyEgtxuiHFU/X2pTHVipfMI/AAAAAAAAgZg/Vx_DmStryxwy4vxgNZ_lEvrmNBhnYzR9gCLcBGAsYHQ/w542-h640/regina%2Bking.jpg" width="542" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Who but Regina King could serve us High Fashion On The Roof Of My Building But OMG This Wind and then turn around and put on the fuchsia blazer that I have only seen in my dreams and a <a href="https://www.standwithbre.com/#petition">Breonna Taylor </a>shirt to accept her incredibly well-deserved award. Regina King is the best actor of her generation and I'm glad she is getting many prizes. Who else could deliver all the best lines in<i> Jerry Maguire</i>, captivate as Sister Night, and perhaps most importantly be Riley AND Huey. If you're thinking that maybe it didn't matter what Regina King wore, you might be right. But I love the color saturated updated 80s silhouettes she gave us and whatever, like 12 people read this so I am basically just writing in my diary. Dear Diary, I love Regina King. Gotta go, bye. </span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Kerry Washington!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A2ecIl0mMfY/X2pVXUA16sI/AAAAAAAAgZs/bDZGrzng4BAO9WERGk0qkfAk8ZE3x6a3ACLcBGAsYHQ/s1250/kerry%2Bwashington%2B1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1250" data-original-width="1000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A2ecIl0mMfY/X2pVXUA16sI/AAAAAAAAgZs/bDZGrzng4BAO9WERGk0qkfAk8ZE3x6a3ACLcBGAsYHQ/w512-h640/kerry%2Bwashington%2B1.jpg" width="512" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7e9bmBlJUuo/X2pVbTDevgI/AAAAAAAAgZw/TsfhVL0iQDgoS3ueHKYTzzmn0B55dS_iwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1249/kerry%2Bwashington%2B2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1249" data-original-width="1000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7e9bmBlJUuo/X2pVbTDevgI/AAAAAAAAgZw/TsfhVL0iQDgoS3ueHKYTzzmn0B55dS_iwCLcBGAsYHQ/w512-h640/kerry%2Bwashington%2B2.jpg" width="512" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Regina was not the only person to bring multiple looks to the Distant Emmys! I do not typically agree with Kerry Washington's clothes but I am on board for both of these dresses. I have a quibble about those earrings with the beaded gown but it's small - I'd do posts and then throw some black diamonds on the clavicle - yes, yes, CUAN but in a way that is not terribly offensive to me. Well done, Kerry! For once I didn't hate it!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Zendaya!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GLTv6AnPx0k/X2pXDQPUIGI/AAAAAAAAgaA/i3y5ERC61pUoBY-tQ-8wvwYqVn0AhJ8UQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1000/ZENDAYA.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="894" data-original-width="1000" height="573" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GLTv6AnPx0k/X2pXDQPUIGI/AAAAAAAAgaA/i3y5ERC61pUoBY-tQ-8wvwYqVn0AhJ8UQCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h573/ZENDAYA.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bTH5_mdBa5A/X2pXLvqWTjI/AAAAAAAAgaE/N3uuamSmQZAhQ_Pz60wqoLK1Rdwl_od6gCLcBGAsYHQ/s1042/zendaya%2B2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1042" data-original-width="1000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bTH5_mdBa5A/X2pXLvqWTjI/AAAAAAAAgaE/N3uuamSmQZAhQ_Pz60wqoLK1Rdwl_od6gCLcBGAsYHQ/w614-h640/zendaya%2B2.jpg" width="614" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">To be honest, I don't like the second dress that much but I am in love with her styling for #2. I really love the first dress but not feeling the hair all that much. I'm giving Zendaya a composite score of Pretty Awesome.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Shira Haas!</span></b></div><div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r6V5HlXfm0A/X2pXk3fMXfI/AAAAAAAAgaQ/gMYHzf52cLIw6eE5Fg9cNWPDAh4RVDCxACLcBGAsYHQ/s1635/shira%2Bhaas.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1635" data-original-width="1090" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r6V5HlXfm0A/X2pXk3fMXfI/AAAAAAAAgaQ/gMYHzf52cLIw6eE5Fg9cNWPDAh4RVDCxACLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/shira%2Bhaas.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I have never missed a red carpet more than when I was trying to piece together photos for this run down. I appreciate Shira Haas moving the bookshelf and ottoman out of the way and pointing a lamp directly at her own face. The look is cool and youthful and I absolutely covet the shoes.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">RuPaul!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f1RhX_zQGAw/X2pYKAxQ2UI/AAAAAAAAgaY/JaNw8J5rZZofPm5TyuzyHpiI2fRqUp-TQCLcBGAsYHQ/s700/ru.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f1RhX_zQGAw/X2pYKAxQ2UI/AAAAAAAAgaY/JaNw8J5rZZofPm5TyuzyHpiI2fRqUp-TQCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/ru.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Just happy it wasn't a luchador mask.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Anthony Anderson and Sterling K. Brown!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7dyKJQ4tTtM/X2pYUr6W4-I/AAAAAAAAgac/Ml1KNlb8vDAb7cnqyo0S1SZUxlR97jadQCLcBGAsYHQ/s600/anthony%2Banderson%2Band%2Bsterling%2Bk%2Bbrown.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="351" data-original-width="600" height="374" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7dyKJQ4tTtM/X2pYUr6W4-I/AAAAAAAAgac/Ml1KNlb8vDAb7cnqyo0S1SZUxlR97jadQCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h374/anthony%2Banderson%2Band%2Bsterling%2Bk%2Bbrown.webp" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Anthony's tie was a skosh too big but that suit was GORGEOUS on him. As usual, Sterling brings his magic to the awards show and looks effortlessly amazing. Do I wish I had photos of them standing separately? Yes. Did I google for that? Absolutely not. I had to find 80 pictures of Regina King so I could write in my diary. It's a pandemic. I'm tired. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Billy Porter!<br /></span></b><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dXcAOWGxG10/X2pZa7t-x2I/AAAAAAAAgao/jE7G-MuQRLg_t0gW3xK3YN3TfXuwFZj0ACLcBGAsYHQ/s700/billy%2Bporter.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="467" data-original-width="700" height="426" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dXcAOWGxG10/X2pZa7t-x2I/AAAAAAAAgao/jE7G-MuQRLg_t0gW3xK3YN3TfXuwFZj0ACLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h426/billy%2Bporter.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Continuing the trend of beautiful humans sitting on cushions that don't know how lucky they are, here is Billy Porter giving us <a href="https://www.gq.com/story/lenny-kravitz-cannot-escape-his-gigantic-scarf">Lenny Kravitz's Scarf </a>But Make It Fashion. I am extremely impressed by this outfit because I know when I'm home waiting to appear on awards shows I am typically snacking and I definitely would have spilled. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Robin Thede!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MNWVhm7JRL8/X2paxJgLV1I/AAAAAAAAga0/_Cn6PWTODFIyYP_uslHo_lOY7LuQsJhEACLcBGAsYHQ/s815/robin%2Bthede.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="815" data-original-width="732" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MNWVhm7JRL8/X2paxJgLV1I/AAAAAAAAga0/_Cn6PWTODFIyYP_uslHo_lOY7LuQsJhEACLcBGAsYHQ/w574-h640/robin%2Bthede.JPG" width="574" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">While this definitely Could Use A Necklace, I stared at this with my mouth agape for a full 15 seconds when I first saw it. She. Looks. STUNNING. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Yvonne Orji!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CyKRj0emFFQ/X2pbCyekyAI/AAAAAAAAga8/RlSEoGEtqPoeHufONHV8Pyk8boQmHoKzgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1379/yvonne%2Borji.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1379" data-original-width="1000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CyKRj0emFFQ/X2pbCyekyAI/AAAAAAAAga8/RlSEoGEtqPoeHufONHV8Pyk8boQmHoKzgCLcBGAsYHQ/w464-h640/yvonne%2Borji.jpg" width="464" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">MORE undeserving cushions! Molly looks great - the cut, the color, the head, the legs, THAT ARM, the lip color... just great all around.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Laverne Cox!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ESH83b6qaLc/X2pbpDaGwUI/AAAAAAAAgbE/85xvcTd2Jv8mfxnZ6ousbeMZhviILtDEQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1000/laverne%2Bco.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="618" data-original-width="1000" height="396" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ESH83b6qaLc/X2pbpDaGwUI/AAAAAAAAgbE/85xvcTd2Jv8mfxnZ6ousbeMZhviILtDEQCLcBGAsYHQ/w640-h396/laverne%2Bco.jpg" width="640" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">This dress was outrageously great. If I got 3 wishes, this would not be one of them but if I got more than 3 I would wish for Laverne to wear this dress to the 20<i>19 </i>Emmys so I could see it in the glam cam or whatever the heck they call it. I need to see every angle. Also I would be remiss if I didn't point out that Eric really nailed it when he said, "<a href="https://twitter.com/oureric/status/1307872323668770816">Laverne Cox and this Roxie Hart hair!!!!!</a>" The correct take.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Uzo Aduba!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aJa4TJfoRFE/X2pd7fdcHLI/AAAAAAAAgbQ/6RL_E7C4U-0Gp1jK2wLFNdlT8Q_ShC6XgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1144/uzo%2Badubo.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1144" data-original-width="1000" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aJa4TJfoRFE/X2pd7fdcHLI/AAAAAAAAgbQ/6RL_E7C4U-0Gp1jK2wLFNdlT8Q_ShC6XgCLcBGAsYHQ/w560-h640/uzo%2Badubo.jpg" width="560" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Now there is a gold lamé skirt behind this dining room table that has become an office desk due to pandemic and I do not know if it is beautiful and flowing (like I want it to be) or more in the Tracee Ellis Ross Party City vibe (we'll get there). I am choosing to believe that it is beautiful because you don't just get a boat neck <a href="https://www.standwithbre.com/call">Breonna Taylor</a> custom statement tee and not have a <i>good</i> gold lamé skirt. Apart from all that, Uzo's makeup is flawless and her hair looks really cute. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><b><span style="font-size: large;">Dan Levy!</span></b></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xm1s-JQMxS0/X2pfRWHAfOI/AAAAAAAAgbg/2f0nzpuUD2gRcm-qUWMWQl_LnTvtHMYMgCLcBGAsYHQ/s690/dan%2Blevy.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" data-original-height="690" data-original-width="460" height="640" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xm1s-JQMxS0/X2pfRWHAfOI/AAAAAAAAgbg/2f0nzpuUD2gRcm-qUWMWQl_LnTvtHMYMgCLcBGAsYHQ/w426-h640/dan%2Blevy.jpg" width="426" /></span></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">I do not have strong enough words to tell you how much I love this look. It's extremely sexy and meticulously styled, with major attention paid to the stripes motif. My favorite look of the night, hands down. What is the opposite of Ew David?</span></div></div>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-26358917387315643362020-05-04T11:54:00.001-04:002020-05-04T15:13:18.979-04:00The 2020 Way Too Shay Met Gala!<span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, May the Fourth be with you. Today is the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRFCVG85X_s">First Monday in May</a> which, any other year, would signify our highest holy day here at WTS - The Met Gala! This year's theme was to be <b>About Time: Fashion and Duration</b> and I was extremely excited to see what co-chairs Nicolas Ghesquière (of Louis Vuitton), Meryl Streep (of Meryl Streep), Emma Stone (of my mom saying she has mean eyes), and Lin-Manuel Miranda (of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yi0FNwOYiI">Drunk History</a>) had up their Anna Wintour-shaped sleeves. Alas, we will not be able to rip apart the celebrity fashions this year like Jared Leto ripped apart his own head and <a href="http://waytooshay.blogspot.com/2019/05/2019-met-gala-red-carpet-rundown-wtf.html">carried it under his arm last year</a>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I thought about running down my favorite Met Gala looks of all time, like some of the other blogs are doing but decided on something more fun: Why not throw our own Met Gala right here on Way Too Shay? With the help of some reader volunteers, we are doing just that! Thank you always for reading this silly thing but a special thank you today to those who sent in their best Met Gala looks. As you are about to see they are all amazing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The brief was this: I don't wanna get sued so we're purposely misinterpreting the purpose of <b>About Time: Fashion and Duration</b>. Pick a favorite time travel book/movie/comic/tv show/WHATEVER and make it fashion. I'm going to list myself first so none of these dear readers have to be the thumbnail on the site or facebook. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Meg! (that's me)</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">My inspiration was the moment in <i>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban</i> when Hermione sees herself and says, "Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?" BUT MAKE IT FASHION. Please note the two time turners.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Mystery Met Gala Guest!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Reader Tamanya submitted this photo of a mystery Met Gala guest channeling both <i>Back to the Future II</i> and <i>Deadpool 2 </i>BUT MAKE IT FASHION! It's a home run. Can you believe they brought a DeLorean and a hover board to the Met Gala? Gaga could never.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Katya!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>The Neverending Story</i> (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) BUT MAKE IT FASHION. Stunning and impressive that she actually has fresh produce! Here's the inspiration:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Nailed it!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Readers Laura and Philip!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The inspiration behind this look is "what if Hogwarts students could go back in time to attend a special event?" AND IT'S VERY FASHION! Laou and Philip are looking chic in their house colors, no matter what the era!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Nicole!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">We just had to get a close up on the excellent <i>Groundhog's Day</i> inspired details here. Amazing! Look for these custom earrings in every high end boutique the minute they are allowed to open again! Well done.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Nancy!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Beautifully evoking the classic time travel flick <i>Peggy Sue Got Married</i>! I gave her a glass of champagne instead of her phone and also accidentally lopped off a foot. (The truth is I downloaded photoshop yesterday just to do this and gave everyone footectomies. Awkwafina is jealous.) Anyway, Nancy captured the Kathleen Turner of it all perfectly!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Readers Mark and Robin!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">With an inspiration from <i>Hot Tub Time Machine 2</i>, Mark and Robin get the award for INTERNATIONAL PARTICIPATION! Thank you for being stunning on the red carpet all the way from Turkey! Wow! Here is the inspiration:</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Jackie!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Also known as my Mom! Drawing inspiration from <i>Midnight in Paris</i>, she looks beautiful "caught sneaking out of a gallery!" Sunglasses are a must on the red carpet! Thank you for playing, Momela.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Regina!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Channeling Phryne Fisher, Gina showed this red carpet who's boss, discarding her faux fur wrap to reveal a vampy velvet gown. But that's not all! She got halfway up the stairs and gave us another shoe option! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The versatility!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Bon!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Bon celebrates the moment when Superman flew so fast he reversed the spin of the earth - doing it in style! Man of Blue Steel, am I right?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Love when we get a Philadelphia shout out on the red carpet! Also shout out to Bon for casually having a cape at home! </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Lois!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Reader Lois looks chic as hell channeling <i>Witness</i>. "Time travel is not literal. Hardscrabble detective John Book flees gritty Philadelphia in 1984 and finds himself in Lancaster County circa 1850." Two things of note: 1.) Lois makes good on her frequent red carpet critique of trendy tuxes and wears a cummerbund! 2.) Because of the film <i>Witness </i>I refuse to use the bathroom at 30th Street Station!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader KC!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Giving you "modern regency" for the gods the house down boots and other appropriated phrases! I am deeply feeling the cut of this jeans jacket, especially with this gown. Awesome.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Alison!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Reader Alison brought her own backdrop for maximum Met Gala extraness - but don't worry, the photogs were still right there! With inspiration from <i>Hot Tub Time Machine</i>, Alison recreated her own 6th grade dance look! I think we can all agree that she was the most stylish middle schooler ever! Photo and background design by the inimitable Max. Fantastic.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Holly!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Dual looks on the red carpet from Holly, wow! With inspiration from <i>Pleasantville</i>, Holly gives us a fabulous black and white look WITH SECRET PANTS! My favorite! And then follows it up with a vintage "in color" look complete with accessories passed down from her grandmother. Bringing the family jewels to the red carpet is always in vogue.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Readers Morgan and Brett and non-reader HoneyBelle!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Reader Morgan is giving us full robot hitch hiking through the galaxy, looking very fly while doing so. Also, again, shout out to the casual robot costume put together for this!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Reader Brett is serving you "every bad sci fi movie where we wear jumpsuits" but truly MAKING IT FASHION with the cool addition of mask and hat. And because the family that slays together stays together....</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I think we can all agree that HoneyBelle ran away with the entire Met Gala! Amazing look, HB! </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Ali!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Styling by Reader Laura! Channeling <i>Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure</i>, Ali even has a headpiece made of telephone antennae. She says that she is channeling Bill and Ted AND also the babes. I think I speak for everyone when I say that not only San Dimas High School football rules, Ali rules! </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Amanda!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Reader Amanda goes all out to bring you Mrs. Frizzle from <i>The Magic School Bus </i>and MAKES IT FASHION. What's more, I have some inside information that Amanda is wearing a dress she made her freshman year of high school in her hair - and it looks great! If that is not Mrs. Frizzle, I don't know what is! </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Jean!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Jean is bringing the drama of all <i>12 Monkeys </i>to the red carpet and looking stunning doing so! Here's some closeup on the monkey details in the cape!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Amazing work.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Danielle!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Wowing the crowd, fully inspired by Al from <i>Quantum Leap </i>completely with Ziggy Handlink purse! Danielle is not messing around this Met Gala, clearly! So good.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Jenna the First!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Well would you look at that, it's Billy Pilgrim unstuck in time! Jenna is giving you all the Vonnegut high fashion moments you can handle! Work.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Jenna The Second!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Jenna (second only chronologically) took inspiration for her beautiful look from <i>The Time-Traveling Fashionista and Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile</i>, a book she recommends to all. She and I consulted and agreed that the arm cuff negates a need for a necklace. Lovely!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Jamie!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">According to amazingly coordinated Reader Jamie, the inspiration for this great look is "<i>Hot Tub Time Machine </i>+ Coronably to take us back to before SARS 2: everyone hates a sequel." Too true! Also, please someone tell Billy Porter that Jamie wore an actual hot tub to the Met Gala so he can try to top that next year - but yeah right because this is epic! Photo by Stacey Simons!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Karen!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Reader Karen channels happier times earlier this year, when Maya Rudolph blessed the Oscars in her orange gown with green earrings. (I gave her champagne in place of her phone because Karen deserves champagne.) I have it on good authority that these amazing shoes were purchased for the express purpose of wearing them to a PTA meeting. Killing it! Here's the inspiration (as if you forgot)...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Every day is a good day to refuse to wear spanx. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Jenny!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">In custom couture (made by here stepmom), Jenny brings you beautiful Austen flair. Her inspiration? "Miss Elizabeth Bennett sat in the carriage and got wrinkled but she doesn't care. She only went for her sister Jane." LET'S TALK ABOUT SITTING IN THE LIMO, RIGHT!?!?!? Amazing!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Kristen!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Kristen drew inspiration from Guy Pearce in <i>The Time Machine</i> but let me just say Guy Pearce WISHES! So stylish, so fly - and loving the glasses options here.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Maggie!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Jean-Luc Picard but MAKE IT <strike>SO </strike>FASHION! I've got to be totally honest - this knocked my socks off! </span><span style="font-size: large;">The bald cap! </span><span style="font-size: large;">I did not expect anyone to do Met Gala Picard but oh wow am I so glad Maggie did this. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Readers Kate and Lori!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Bringing the photographers with them all the way to their own personal version of <i>The Lake House</i>, Kate and Lori really know how to turn heads and warm hearts! I am absolutely in love with the dedication here. From the stars of the shoot: "Lori and Kate are separated by two years and only able to communicate through a magic mailbox. Kate’s ensemble is from her private collection, Lori’s ensemble is her bedroom curtain. Letters written by Alex and Gabriel T. Mailbox stand by Clayton T. Shot on location at John Heinz Wildlife Refuge*. (*social distancing rules strictly followed)." We are not worthy! </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reader Alex!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Rounding out our Met Gala coverage with this photo by Reader Steph. "When you're an apex predator but want to feel fancy and dressed-up when you go and chow down on a hadrosaur. A black sports jacket never goes out of style." I couldn't have said it better myself. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Thank you all for playing along and for all of the reader submissions. You are all amazing and beautiful and good sports. </span>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-68051812449406847362020-03-26T13:07:00.000-04:002020-03-26T13:13:39.557-04:00Oscars 2020 Red Carpet Rundown: The WTF!<span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, it seems like just a month and a half ago we began our Oscars coverage and now all of a sudden we've come to the end! The fun part of dragging this out over many weeks is that we've all forgotten just how bananas it got for a few people. Let's refresh our memories. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Sandra Oh!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">To me, this is the gown version of a meticulously groomed french poodle dyed the exact color of a Wawa napkin. The extreme puffed sleeves push it generously into WTF territory. And lo, I say to thee for the last time during the Oscars...</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Timothée Chalamet!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">My best guess is that Tim is trying to get a reboot of <i>The Flamingo Kid </i>greenlit. Either that or he is gonna say, "You fellas have nothing to worry about," before having a joy ride in a Ferrari. These are the only two acceptable explanations for this get up.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Saoirse Ronan!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The bathing suit top is not great, the wallpaper skirt is worse, but the double ruffle peplum is TRULY UNHINGED.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Anthony Ramos!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It's a lot of look. The cravat, the necklace, this specific jacket... it's a lot. This could have easily gone into the Bad pile. But those shoes push the look firmly </span><span style="font-size: large;">into</span><span style="font-size: large;"> WTF territory. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Billie Eilish!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Me in quarantine, wearing couture and slippers.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Diane Warren!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">To be honest, on a scale of 1 to Diane Warren, this is fairly tame. It's really the treble clef on the bedazzled bandana necklace that makes it oh so Diane Warren.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Kristen Wiig!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">You may love lasagna but not as much as KW - she loves it so much she dressed as it! She's truly giving Garfield a run for his money. Time will tell, but I think this dress goes down in history for me as one I will forever remember like Demi Moore and her bike shorts. Welcome, Kristen, to my personal catalog of hilarious red carpet fashions. Truly, WTF!? It's a Full Tonga.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Zazie Beetz!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I really didn't want to put her in the Bad pile but between the awkward length on the skirt, the detached corset top with ... many flaps?, and the somewhat matronly shoes, I had no choice. Those flaps! Why? Oy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Caitríona Balfe!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Even without the very large fashion jelly fish eating her torso, the dress looks cheaply constructed and I won't have it.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Margot Robbie!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Oh girl, oh no. Oh no no no.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Sigourney Weaver!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Just in case there is a question in your heart about it here you go: I am against rope belts. I am also against dresses that look like they have extra fabric leftover that is fashioned into some sort of shoulder bun. Who did this to Sigourney Weaver? I want names.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Pedro Almodóvar!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This is making me a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Sure, maybe Sigourney was all tie me up! tie me down! with her belt, but the fit of this suit just looks like a bad education to me. All about my turtleneck, am I right? I want to talk to <strike>her </strike>him about this shirt choice. It is all pain, no glory. Volver. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Gal Gadot!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Hahahahah wut. I'm seeing a pretty princess table cloth pinned on top of a long sleeve mock turtleneck teddy with pasties and a hastily added necklace on top. Again, I say to thee: Hahahahah wut.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Rooney Mara!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">That is the largest thong I've ever seen.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Olivia Colman!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Medieval Times but make it fashion and make sure to add exhaust pipes for the armpits.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Laura Dern!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Holy shit this is so bad. The baby pink! The bedazzled sports bra overlay! THE TASSELS! You know what this is, right? This is a Full Patrow!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Kelly Marie Tran!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This is a very interesting dress that I don't find entirely successful. Maybe it's a fault of my brain trying to process a new silhouette but she looks like she has just arrived via parachute and the chute is settling itself around her. (And ps, ROSE TICO DESERVED BETTER.)</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Adele Dazeem!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A useful dress for when your hands get cold and you need to shove them in your bow to warm up.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Charlize Theron!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It's not offensive and, indeed, it is better than most of what she wore this awards season. I'm just concerned that the one strap has fainted on her arm.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Beanie Feldstein!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I really like the dress, I really like her styling, but I don't like the fabric of the dress and I disagree with the halter. Why is this dress fuzzy? </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Taika Waititi!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It is historically difficult for me to critique TW's fashion because I am distracted by how unrelentingly handsome he is. It truly took some time for me to see that the pants are too big and the jacket is.... not exactly right either. I literally had to look at this photo only from the neck down. These are the things I am willing to endure to bring you the completely random amateur fashion critiques you come here for, my dear readers.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Natalie Portman!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Obviously, I love a dramatic cape embroidered with the names of the snubbed women directors. And obviously she looks very dramatic and witchy, which is always a good thing in my book. However I am not sure I can get behind a bathing suit under an embroidered sheer dress and I definitely know that a golden rope belt is not my cuppa. This is the Answer Hazy Ask Again Later of the red carpet.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Florence Pugh!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">While I deeply disagree with these shoes and the mid-calf high-low skirt (lowish-low?), this color is a dream on her and the fit is perfect. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Ren</span></b><span style="font-size: large;"><b>é</b></span><b><span style="font-size: large;">e Zellweger!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Tell us something we don't know, Renée!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Salma Hayek!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It's okayyyyy but it sort of reads like a very high end mythological goddess costume.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Kathy Bates!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I love this suit, especially with the shell! The problem is, it's too big on her. I want to see this whole outfit exactly the same but with more precise tailoring.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Cynthia Erivo!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There is a lot going on here and I would like the opportunity to remove just one element from this look. Not sure if I would change the shoes, the two different cups, the uncomfortable-looking seatbelt strap, or the number of rings worn... but if just one of those things was out, I think I would love this more.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Greta Gerwig!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Hell of a time to learn that olive isn't your color.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Scarlett Johansson!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">From afar, I love this look! From close up, I see that the designer ran out of satin and had to hot glue some tinsel to a Pnina Tornai see-through corset.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Geena Davis!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">You cannot convince me the top is not body paint.</span>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-91570404757748505562020-02-13T14:40:00.002-05:002020-02-13T15:23:05.473-05:00Oscars 2020 Red Carpet Rundown: The Good!<span style="font-size: large;">Have you noticed the incredible trend that has finally hit the red carpet? I'll give you a hint: it makes me extraordinarily happy... NECKLACES! They are everywhere now! Finally! Let's dive into some delicious looks, many of which feature necklaces.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Maya Rudolph!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Maya Rudolph Refuses To Wear Spanx and she has taken her mission to the heavens! Is it a caftan of questionable length? You bet your ass it's a caftan of questionable length! Are those kitten heel sandals? You bet your ass those are kitten heel sandals! Is it a no-nonsense precision bob? You bet your ass it's a no-nonsense precision bob! Am I totally into this? You bet your ass I'm totally into this! </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Adam Driver (with Joanne Tucker)!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">He looks great and the fit is really nice. As you know, I do not comment on the muggles unless they look outstanding so let me just say JOANNE TUCKER KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Regina King!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I was initially not sold on the strap but what the hell do I know? NOTHING, that's what. Listen, if we ever get to Hollywood, we all need to find out who is styling Regina King and hire them and only them. She has been consistently impeccable on the red carpet in the last few years and the Oscars were no exception. The dress is befitting the queen she is and her head looks stupendous. My goodness, what else can we do but worship her?</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Tony Hale!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I was completely unprepared for Tony Hale to look like a hearty snack! </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Janelle Monáe!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Not really sure what would be a non binary form of priestess so we'll just say Space Minister Here to Heal Your Spiritual Wounds (While Wearing Fabulous Necklace).</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Tom Hanks!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This is it, this is the look. I hope he fixes his cuffs before photos are taken next time but otherwise, THanks, don't change a thing!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Julia Louis-Dreyfus!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Everything seems to be in order here.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Rebel Wilson!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">How extraordinarily glamorous! </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Keanu Reeves (with his mom Patricia Taylor)!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Holiest moly, what a great look on him. It fits like a dream and it's totally complete. I have always been a Keanu gal but moreso now than ever. Like a fine wine, my dear readers. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Mindy Kaling!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The draping is exquisite, this color is fantastic, the necklace is enormous in a great way, the ring is saying hello, and her hair and makeup are on point. This is an extraordinarily strong look on her. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Brie Larson!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This dress is everything. While you know I don't tend to love such a severe hairstyle, I think her stylist was right to keep everything else fairly minimal to highlight the gown. I am very surprised how well she wears this rose champagne color; I never would have put her in it. But more than anything, I looooooooooove this dress. </span>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-18941183131983066742020-02-12T12:54:00.001-05:002020-02-12T12:56:53.346-05:00Oscars 2020 Red Carpet Rundown: The Billy Porter Of It All<span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, we will fully tuck in to the full Oscars buffet tomorrow but before that time let us enjoy a most delicious amuse bouche.... </span><br />
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<b><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">THE BILLY PORTER OF IT ALL</span></u></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">All hail the golden feathered bodice, the voluminous skirt inspired by <a href="https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/red-carpet-dresses/a30837787/billy-porter-oscars-2020/">Kensington Palace</a>, and the gladiator buckle platform Jimmy Choos! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">But wait! There's more!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I never cover the VF afterparty but this is The Billy Porter Of It All and rules don't really apply to Billy Porter. Also, charmingly, you can get this amazing bag (by Philadelphia's own Iris Barbee Bonner) in <a href="https://thesepinklips.com/products/fupm-clutch">black </a>as seen here or in <a href="https://thesepinklips.com/collections/bags/products/neon-fupm-clutch">neon</a>. </span>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-57598224180853547172020-02-11T12:22:00.000-05:002020-02-11T12:26:36.357-05:00SAG Awards 2020 Red Carpet Rundown: The WTF!<span style="font-size: large;">Though there are but a handful in this pile, they are indeed mighty. </span><br />
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<b><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">THE WTF</span></u></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Amanda Brugel!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This is one of those very very good WTF entries. This is basically a sequinced and beaded Möbius strip in dress form and I didn't know I needed it but now I'm glad I have it in my consciousness. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Andrew Scott!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pretty sure Andrew Scott is trolling me.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Winona Ryder!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A grieving widow, just in from pilates class, is cold in the restaurant and has to borrow your suit coat and now she seems to be growing feathers from her shoulders. Like you do.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Patricia Arquette!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Well this is an amazing Barry and LeVon costume with an unfortunate footectomy. And yes! That IS a cape you're seeing off the back of the jacket. Absolutely incredible showing here from Patty A. </span>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-41991643329856335792020-02-11T12:08:00.000-05:002020-02-11T12:08:17.095-05:00SAG Awards 2020 Red Carpet Rundown: The Bad!<span style="font-size: large;">I don't think you're ready for this sartorial jelly. I know I certainly wasn't!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Camila Mendes!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Oh man I hate it when someone takes my dress by the sleeves and just rips it down the middle.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Charlize Theron!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Even one of the world's most beautiful women cannot pull off a formal sports bra look. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Elisabeth Moss!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Oh girl, oh no. Oh no no no.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Margot Robbie!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I don't *hate* it but it is also not *good* nor *appropriate* for this event. This is very MTV Movie Awards. Very Independent Spirit Awards. She's wearing sandals ffs.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Gwendoline Christie!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Looks like someone's been perusing the Maya Rudolph Refuses To Wear Spanx collection...</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Alex Borstein! </span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The length is wrong, the cut is wrong, the neckline is wrong, the shoes are wrong, the bag is wrong, the color is wrong... I honestly don't know that I can find anything that went well here.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Leslie Bibb!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The only way I can describe this dress is that it was meant to be a mashup of a swimsuit and an evening gown. It is so, so bad.</span>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6755343795333142770.post-74501804345256272972020-02-10T12:54:00.002-05:002020-02-10T13:40:36.736-05:00SAG Awards 2020 Red Carpet Rundown: The Meh!<span style="font-size: large;">My dear readers, it has been a wild few weeks in my life and thus we are even farther behind than we were before! Much to discuss, so let's go full steam ahead!</span><br />
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<b><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">THE MEH</span></u></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Cynthia Erivo!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I look at this and see the look it almost was but juuuust missed being. The bottom of the dress is huge and fun but the top is oh so eensy teensy. Additionally, I am not a fan of red and pink together. Points for wearing a necklace but with the volume of the skirt she could have been styled with an absolutely enormous statement necklace and it would have helped mitigate the tiny top. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Jennifer Aniston!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It is so so so close to being the old Hollywood throwback glamour look she was going for. Indeed, the effect is there... until you look closely at the weird side train that somehow bunches at the pelvis and then languishes on the side. I love the draping on the top but I do wish the left strap was a bit thinner to give a more intentionally asymmetrical look. Almost got it, Jen!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Allison Janney!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">If the white part went straight across instead of being tacked up as a one-sided invisible cold shoulder, we would have a winner.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Reese Witherspoon!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This is just so meh to me. It's fiiiiiiiine but the makeup is a little off and the shoes are wrong and the dress seems heavy and stodgy.... but she looks nice. Just meh.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">D'Arcy Carden!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The fit is off in the bust and wow, girl, that is not your color.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Zoë Kravitz!</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It's oh so very Audrey Hepburn but it's just a skosh too long and, again, girl, that is not your color.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Annie Murphy!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A little bit Alexis? More like a little bit unflattering.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">La Kidman!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I have never seen anyone age 15 years between awards shows before! Impressive!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Samira Wiley!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There is a whole thing going on this awards season with large ruffles around the midsection and I am not digging it. That said, her head looks incredible and this color is magic on her. </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Jennifer Garner!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Snoozefest.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">ScarJo!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The fit is great and the color is a dream but I do not understand the styling and she clearly sat down in the limo. Tsk tsk.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Catherine Zeta-Jones!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The plunge plus the slit compounded by the starburst in the middle somehow make her look boxy. How can you make CZJ look boxy!?!?! Seems like that should be illegal.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Laura Dern!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Vice Admiral Holdo does not deserve football shoulders.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Emily Hampshire!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Again with the proportionizing! The width of that V simply overpowers her frame.</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Glenn Close!</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This is only in the Meh pile because of the length of those sleeves. I have no problem with Glenn Close wearing a large formal caftan with cape but I do have a problem with the sleeves threatening to become gloves as well.</span>Ms. Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16993212676947074793noreply@blogger.com0