...a vagina full of STDs!
Not really, but it's time to talk about basic safety.
I was checking out this article on Jezebel.com yesterday that has a poll saying that 33% of women say they are "more likely to have a one night stand on New Year's Eve than any other night." It got me thinking about how no one wants the holidays ruined by a sexually transmitted disease, so I offer you this public service announcement:
Make like a christmas present and WRAP IT UP. Remember to be in charge of your own sexual destiny and always use a condom or a dental dam, on top of whatever other measures you like to take. Don't let anyone do your dishes without rubber gloves.