If you live in Hollywood, chances are you are pregnant right now. Owen Wilson's nameless girlfriend, Kate Hudson, Jewel, Marion Cotillard, Rachel Zoe, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman, one of the many faceless Kardashians.... jeez, you guys! I'm never going to be able to keep up with all of these baby names! The Orlando Bloom is a dad as of yesterday, but we don't have a name yet. I know you are all sorely disappointed.
The only thing I can think about all these pregnancies is that maybe it's an explanation for some of the crazy stuff happening on red carpets lately. I'm personally kind of glad that an atrocity like this
can be explained away by "pregnancy brain." Marion, we want you for your glamour, not your Helena Bonham Carter impressions.