Hey! Welcome back! Thanks for sending that email. Now... onto the idiots who CAN dress themselves. My dear readers, the Met Ball this year was all sorts of disappointing. I was in need of smelling salts many times. I don't know how in the world some of these people translated "high society glamour" into "1992 midriff extravaganza" but it happened. A lot. Some people just can't take direction, I guess. Luckily no one showed up looking like grandma's couch this year. Ready for some big poufy dresses? You know I am!
Posh and Becks!
Dita Von Teese!
Chiwetel Ejiofor (seen here with Sari Mercer)!
Sarah Jessica Parker!
Johnny Depp (seen here with Amber Heard)!
dreamy blue floral Lucy Liu wore to the Golden Globes last year? This dress is its sister and I adore it almost as much. (Both by Caroline Herrera, of course.) It just needs one little tug upwards before setting the boob tape and a little ice on the clavicle and it'd be perfect. Congratulations, Emmy Rossum: this is the first time in my entire life I was not bored just by looking at you.
Sarah Silverman (with bonus bored-looking Michael Sheen in the background)!
Okay... and now we're down to my two favorite looks of the night - one classic, one edgy.
Charlize Theron (with bonus background Olsen preview)!