First of all, you guys all saw that Sigourney Weaver wore her dress backwards, right? Thanks to reader Jenn for that gem! I mean, even from the front it's a groan-worthy gown, but maybe this is why it looked so flat and lifeless? Enough wallowing in the past, though. We have some truly bizarre things to cover today.
Guys, let's all agree that should we ever get on a red carpet of any kind, we will never wear anything that can be described as including a "modesty napkin."
And with that, we will return to our regularly scheduled blogging until the Oscars. Up ahead: more WHYY tiles, a deconstruction of Heathers, and an illustrated history of why leather dresses don't work for anyone.