Monday, September 12, 2011

My brain: a primer

Actual title: The Vagina Monologues
What I always end up saying instead: The Vagina Chronicles

Actual title: The Heidi Chronicles
What I always end up saying instead: The Heidi Monologues

Actual lyric: I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
What I always end up singing instead: I'm a racing car passing by like a vagina

Actual Ed Asner:
What I mean when I say "Ed Asner":


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I know I've been a little spotty on the updating lately. I had a big ole work meeting last week and I'm about to go on vacation, so that's all churning and burning up my time. I'm here and I haven't forgotten about you wonderful readers. Thanks for sticking with me!

1 comment:

  1. Hahahaahah. You have one of my favorite brains ever.

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