What I always end up saying instead: The Vagina Chronicles
Actual title: The Heidi Chronicles
What I always end up saying instead: The Heidi Monologues
Actual lyric: I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
What I always end up singing instead: I'm a racing car passing by like a vagina
Actual Ed Asner:
What I mean when I say "Ed Asner":
I know I've been a little spotty on the updating lately. I had a big ole work meeting last week and I'm about to go on vacation, so that's all churning and burning up my time. I'm here and I haven't forgotten about you wonderful readers. Thanks for sticking with me!