Tuesday, May 21, 2019

2019 Met Gala Appreciation Post: Billy Porter and Lady Gaga!

The Met Gala is always such a special time of year for Way Too Shay. I was deeply apprehensive of the Camp theme this year but ultimately satisfied by much of what we got to see. But nothing was more satisfying than co-chairs Billy Porter and Lady Gaga showing us all how it is done. 

First of all, Billy Porter was carried in by litter. Because yes. 



Please note, I now require all litter transport to feature these gold face scarves. Very Valentina: I'd like them to keep it on, please. 

Once he was in, we got to see the full reveal of golden snitch bodysuit! 



Absolutely no one is worthy. Here's a video of the full entrance. It's glorious and stupendous!

Then Lady Gaga showed up in FOUR ENTIRE OUTFITS. 

First, she was certainly not hiding a reveal or anything like that at all no never.



The train was exceptionally long and caught the wind gorgeously. From the pink we went to black, with an exaggerated bustle and umbrella this time.



Honestly, if she had stopped here I would have been delighted. But no! Back to pink! And even better accessories - a Zack Morris phone and giant sunglasses!



Oh but Stefani was not done yet! The final reveal was back to black and down to the undergarments and some of her trademark terrifyingly tall shoes!



She was also at this point wheeling a wagon full of champagne and Joanne hats behind her. 


I will now be entering all parties this way: in my underwear, dragging a wagon of champagne and headwear. Remember me this way.

While it is absolutely worth it to watch her full 16 minute entrance, here's an edited version in case you only have four minutes of your day to be completely slayed.

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