Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Tony Awards 2018 Red Carpet Rundown: The Meh!

Welcome back! Today we have oh so many looks that juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust missed. Let's dive into the medium end of the pool, shall we?

THE MEH

Tituss Burgess (seen here with Pablo Salinas)!
Oh how I love this red tux on Tituss! Oh how I wish the fit on the jacket was just slightly roomier, the pants were hemmed just the teeniest bit shorter, and the tie was just a bit smaller. 

Christine Baranski!
Those earrings are EVERYTHING. And I truly love this look but for me the jacket is slightly too large and I wish the pants either were not cropped or kept this length but were more of a slimmer, cigarette pant.

Uzo Aduba!
She looks absolutely stunning - STUNNING!- but I will say, as I have said before, this is not the right neckline for her. Also I would have preferred a different color shoe, maybe a red?

Lauren Ambrose!
Okay, but now let's see it with the lining #1. 

Tatiana Maslany!
Okay, but now let's see it with the lining #2. 

Josh Groban (seen here with Schuyler Helford)!


It's a great material and the color is great on him but the parts don't fit super well - it's my suspicion that if they were actually at the waist they'd be too short and so they're sitting on his hips, looking weird AND giving the weirdly roomy thigh fit. Additionally, I disagree with this shade of silver bowtie.

Jenna Ushkowitz!
This is a very pretty prom dress with a fishtail braid. I don't know what else to say. I'm bored.

Amy Schumer (seen here with Chris Fischer)!
Snoozefest.

Tony Shalhoub (seen here with Brooke Adams)!
First of all, it is now my singular goal in life to get Tony Shalhoub to look at me the way he looked at Katrina Lenk during their performance of "Omar Sharif." Second of all, this tux is just overall too big by half a size. I'm giving him a pass because... well just watch the clip.

LaChanze!
LaChanze is wearing one of those pillows from your therapist's office that changes from regular to sequins when you brush it a certain way. Also CUAN.

Ethan Slater (seen here with an unidentified friend)!
Seriously, no one is listing her name - sorry! As for Ethan, this is not his color. Suit fits nicely but that baby blue washes him way out.

Tiffany Haddish!
This is a great look! I just wish her pants had not eaten her feet.

Cynthia Erivo!
What monster made this gorgeous dress and then added all that fringe?! Cynthia Erivo should never be mistaken for a victorian lampshade! The nerve!

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