Tony Awards 2013: The WTF!

Okay, I still have 10 minutes left on my lunch hour, so let's bust this out, shall we? Please remember that WTF can be good or bad. Usually bad, though, right?

THE WTF!?

Alan Cumming! 

Boyfriend knows how to make a sartorial statement, doesn't he? The suit is exquisitely tailored and I love the boldness of an all-white ensemble... but at the same time I have to say that he reminds me strongly of a Q-tip wearing a bowtie. (Not to be confused with Q-Tip wearing a bowtie.)

Laurie Metcalf!

Oh, that Aunt Jackie, always wearing wall sconces as dresses.

and finally.... oh my god... it's so good...

Cicely Tyson!

In the words of reader Mandy, she is wearing the inside of a coffin.