Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Kim Kardashian's Guide to Maternity Fashion

My dear readers, this post has been a long time coming. Reader Katya has been asking me to write about this for months now. Sometimes I will get messages from her that say only, "WRITE THE POST." It's slightly ominous and also a little bit funny. So here you go, friends - the rules of maternity fashion, according to our sweet angel, Kim Kardashian.

* Embrace Your Inner Goddess

* Accentuate Your Bump With Ruffles

* Say Yes To The Leather Dress

* Don't Be Afraid To Indulge In A Bit of Twee Girlishness

* Work It With a Pop Of Color

* Remember That Modesty Is Key - Even Down To Your Fingertips

* Most Importantly, Never Ever Sacrifice Fashion For Comfort

1 comment:

  1. I try to be non-judgemental about celebrity maternity fashion because I can't even imagine being subjected to their level of scrutiny while growing another person. But dear god! How long has that woman been pregnant? Did she start showing in the first MONTH? Or do Kardashians have a longer gestation period than normal human beings? Please, I need answers to these important questions!