No, seriously. Get a cup of tea - you will want comfort.
Megan Hilty (seen here with her very handsome boyfriend)!
Tom Sturridge (seen here with Sienna Miller)!
PS - HOW DARE YOU, SIR.
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
No! Debra! No! We have discussed this: black is not your color so please refrain. A topknot is not your friend so please refrain. Let's add to the list: a twee little mid-century dress does absolutely nothing for your figure, especially if it's hitting below the knee. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?