Thursday, September 19, 2013

Get ready!

My dear readers, Sunday is the Emmy Awards!!!

You remember the Emmy Awards, right? Last year featured such hits as Nicole Kidmans' Ice Phoenix Ode to the Vagina; Ashley Judd's ginormous hairdo; and Julianna Margulies once again wearing a floral slip cover!

Just to review, here's who we currently have on probation:

Kaley Cuoco
Debra Messing

If these two want to be taken off probation, they have to land solidly in the Good pile for the Emmys.

And veering dangerously close to being put on probation:

Amanda Seyfried
Julianne Moore

If those two land in the Bad pile or the WTF one more time, I'm going to have to ban them until they get themselves together. It's really for the sake of our collective mental health.

PS, I'm sorry I've been so MIA. It's Fringe time in Philly and things have been nutty. I'll be around more now. I missed you all! To prove it, here's an unflattering photo from like 6 or so years ago:

1 comment:

  1. I live for your awards show posts. Okay, that's a bit dramatic, but I need you to FEEL the love. :)

    Jenny T.