2019 Tony Awards Red Carpet Rundown: The WTF!

Welcome back, my dear readers. What a wild ride it's been! Today we will close out our WTS Tony Awards coverage with an all-suits WTF pile. Let's dive right into the uterine depths of fashion!

THE WTF

Billy Porter (with Adam Smith)!

Officially recognized national treasure Billy Porter came to party in a suit with a train in the shape of a uterus. Not only that but the material is from curtains used in the Broadway production of Kinky Boots  - you know, the one that Billy Porter got the Tony for. If you'd love to see this up close and personal someday, I have it on good authority the "entire lewk" will be donated to the Theatre Development Fund's costume collection. 


Michael Shannon (with Kate Arrington)!

This is bananas and I think I might sort of love it? I mean I definitely hate it but maybe it doubles back into love? Who knows. 

Aaron Tveit!

How many coats is too many coats? Asking for a friend.

Daniel Fish!

This is some 1980s-era Richard Belzer cosplay.

Brandon Uranowitz!

Sure.

Reeve Carney!

Designer: Gold pants?
Reeve Carney: More.
Designer: Cravat?
Reeve Carney: More.
Designer: Top hat made of feathers?
Reeve Carney: More.
Designer: Comically large lapels?
Reeve Carney: More.
Designer: Rip the sleeves off the jacket?
Reeve Carney: Perfect.

Hamish Bowles!

May the lord bless and keep you, Hamish Bowles. 

Michael Urie!

Why do I feel like this outfit was put together by way of MadLibs? 

Kelli O'Hara (with Greg Naughton)!

While it is not technically a suit, it is definitely a jumpsuit. A jumpsuit with fully sheer lace pants. I would say it's also a footectomy except I can see her feet THROUGH THE PANTS. But she was not the only one in sheer pants....

Ephraim Sykes!

I. Just. Can't. This broke me.