Wednesday, December 31, 2014

2014 Year in Review: THE WTF

My dear  readers, we come now to the end of another year together. Who knew when we began this year just how many athletic cut tops we'd see?! I wonder what next year will bring. HOPEFULLY next year brings us many frocks and looks as delightfully Shay as these. These were definitely Too Shay.

THE WTF

Katy Perry and Riff Raff at the VMAs!
Absolutely the most delightful homage to terrible fashion. I will forever love Katy Perry for this. I will forever not know who Riff Raff is except as "the guy who did the denim suit homage."

Kiki at the Met Ball!
This is the WTF entry I whole-heartedly loved. It's weird, it's wonderful, and Kiki rocked it.

Pharrell and friends at the Oscars!
Awwww, you guyyyyys! This is before we knew how very very sick of that song we would get! I love this. I love the shorts, I love the floppy bow on the ladyfriend, I love the MATCHING FLOPPY BOW on the stunned looking woman in the background, I just love it all.

Rita Moreno at the SAGs!
She is a treasure.

Sandra Lee at the Met Ball!
HAHAHAHA I totally forgot about the fairy godmother saddlebag extravaganza and I am so delighted to see it again! Honestly, I think the gloves are what make it art.

Yael Stone at the Emmys!
I mean, really.... WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!

Lupita Nyong'o at the Met Ball!
Remember that time when Lupita dressed as a mardi gras float but also as the decor in a tacky seafood restaurant? It would be tragic if it wasn't so hilarious.

Emma Watson at the Golden Globes!
Emma Watson deceived us!!!!

PANTS OF DECEPTION!

Adriane Lenox at the Tonys!
No deception here, just some white formal shorts, a chiffon rain coat, and a decorative gourd as a hat.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka at the Met Ball!
I stand by my original statement: they are dressed as marionettes in shrunken clothes. These suits have actually appeared in my nightmares this year. I'm dead serious.

Lena Dunham at the Emmys!
Lena went to the Emmys dressed as a parfait...like you do.

Finally, my friends, let us not forget that we experienced something together that wasn't terrible but wasn't good and definitely did not make sense. I ask that you never forget....

Paula Patton at the Golden Globes!




Happy new year, WTS Nation! Remember: don't have anyone else's type of fun tonight, only your own. And also remember that while it is the appropriate season for a velvet gown, they so seldom look good....best to skip it.

1 comment:

  1. Yael Stone is wearing her tribute to the late, great H.R. Giger.

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