Thursday, September 27, 2012

Pop Quiz, Hotshot

True or False: you can contract gonorrhea by way of blowjob?


TRUE.


True or False: As an nascent sex educator, I totally knew that, right?


FALSE.


You guys. I read this article on Jezebel and I was like...

and then I was like...

and then I was like...
and then I was like...
and then I was like...
and then I was like...


Oh hey, also, this (emphasis mine):
"The adaptive nature of the gonococcus, coupled with the prevalence of unprotected oral sex, all but insures that drug-resistant gonorrhea will eventually take root in the general heterosexual population," Groopman warns, adding that "Whatever freedoms were won during the sexual revolution, bacterial evolution promises soon to constrain."
So, let's review: there is now antibiotic-resistant "super gonorrhea" and you can get it from unprotected blowjobs.

Now I'm like this:

but I'm also like this...


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