Who needs a Maxwell Smart watch when you have a gigantic infinity scarf?
From the neck up this guy looks like every 24 year old white dude in 1995. From the neck down he looks like "dressed up engineer" EXCEPT that he's wearing the scarf of that one girl in your office who is always cold.
That is an infinity scarf. FOR WHY!? For sassiness?
Maybe for sassiness. But come on... we know what this is really an homage to....
Never. Not. Amazing.
PS - this post goes out to Reader JFlo. Thanks, man.