It's the most wonderful time of the year! Here we gather once again to look at the latest and greatest sexy __________ Halloween costumes. Before we dive into yet another crop of crop tops and yeast infections waiting to happen, let's all take a moment of silence as we remember the true reason for the season:
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Sexy Sherlock Holmes!
About 15 years ago I saw a Sexy Sherlock in the wild and it was one of the greatest moments of my life. I love the update on this, going with a slightly longer vest and hounds tooth panties ... with a see-through tinted capelet, mais oui. A tinted capelet, for when you want that shady car driving around the neighborhood feeling for your shoulders.
Sexy Dallas Cowboys Player!
I can speak for all of Philadelphia when I say I wholly reject this. Go Birds, Dallas sucks, 7-1 baybee, this is our year.
Sexy Freddy Krueger!
This is just Freddy Krueger without pants. I am not mad at it, I'm just saying that the Sexy ___ options get a lot easier if you just take a normal costume and delete pants.
Sexy Mario and Sexy Luigi!
I feel that we have perhaps seen these before, but they are back back back again with fuzzy hats and (checks notes) mesh turtleneck sleeves.
Literally just a Cammy costume. I had to include it in the roundup but it really doesn't feel like a big stretch for Yandy.
Congratulations to Yandy for finding new ways to showcase underboob. I am truly impressed.
Love the psychedelic pubic hair situation peeking out of the jeans thong.
As much as I love when Yandy gives you just the top of a shirt and sleeves, the comically large burger tie is really the hero of this couple's costume.
Oh yeah. Fo’ shiz. Fo’ shiz. (If you don't know... well... go here.)
But wait! There's more....
This is the only Sexy Dude entry I have for this year's roundup but WHAT A SHOWING. The "chain mail" on the shorts! The furry cuffs!
Another year, another Sexy Cruella costume. I like this one because it has almost nothing to do with Cruella DeVil, a true hallmark of the Sexy ___ Halloween tradition.
I did not expect this group costume to burst onto the scene in this, the year of our lord Regina King 2023. And yet, here we are. Wanta Fanta, don'tcha wanta?!
Unsurprisingly, there are a LOT of Sexy Little Mermaid options this year, so I chose the one that is the most unhinged. You know what I never knew I needed in my life until this moment? SEE THROUGH MERMAID PANTS BABY! You know why? Because legs are required for jumpin, dancing... walking around on those - what's that word again? Oh. Lucite platform heels.
Now, see, THIS is the kind of creative dirtbag thinking I'm expecting from Yandy. The decision to go Rococo with a crotch window is art to me. Thank you, Yandy, for another year of fun.
