My dear readers, as you probably know (because everyone who reads this thing is actually in my life - hi Mom!) I am in love with a Chelsea
soccer football fanatic. I go with him to the bar on weekend mornings (sometimes very, very early) to watch the matches with his crew. They sing songs I don't know the words to, they know what's going on, and generally I have a great time because I enjoy sports and I enjoy a good bloody mary. Sure, there's lot of cutiepies who play
soccer football, but there's only one man affiliated with Chelsea for me - their manager José Mourinho.
Look at this handsome summabish!
Every time I watch a match, I'm like, W
here's José ?
He is dapper as hell on the pitch! And can apparently perform wandless magic.
ON MY HEART.
Am I a little bit obsessed with José?
Why am I obsessed with José?
Really!?
Who's the number one hottie manager of the English Premier League?
See you Saturday, sweet stuff!