My dear readers, it's spooky season once again and you know what that means: time to check in with our friends at Yandy. I'm sorry to tell you we have no dining room photo shoots this year. But don't worry: the offerings are still completely bananas (note: no Sexy Banana).
Before we get into the latest crop of ridiculous Sexy ____ costumes, I do want to recognize one of the new offerings that caught my eye for purely nostalgic purposes. A few years ago... actually, oh no, I just realized it was definitely more like a couple of decades ago, ugh... I first was entertained by the concept of the incongruous sexy costume by way of a "Sexy Bee" costume from Target. I couldn't get my head around what could possibly be sexy about a bee and I was just absolutely amused by the idea of such a costume choice. And now, here we are these (*gulp*) ~20 years later and Yandy has a brand new Sexy Bee costume.
Sexy Bee!
Over the years, we've seen so many ridiculous things that this seems tame and pedestrian. But traditions and lived experience are important, so give it up for the OG Sexy ____ costume in my life. All hail!Sexy Miss Argentina from Beetlejuice!
Okay, first of all failure to commit to the bit and go with a full teal face really does not do this costume the justice it deserves. I cannot believe we have waited this long for a Sexy Miss Argentina costume! I would like to assure you (and fact check me by clicking the link) that the body suit is absolutely a thong.
Redundant but we'll allow it. Costume DOES NOT include succubus abilities but DOES include "matching panty." Thank god.
Oh sure, we've seen Sexy Cat in the Hat before, but just as each generation must have a new CITH movie thrust upon them so too must we periodically get new Sexy CITH costumes. The innovation this time is furry boobs! My god, I wish I worked in Yandy's brainstorming department.
I'm sorry, WHAT?! This is absolutely bananas, especially if you are like me and consider American Psycho (film adaptation only) to be a deeply feminist horror film. Highly recommend supplementing this costume with a Huey Lewis CD and some business cards.
If you were worried we wouldn't have any Sexy dolls this Halloween, fear not! She's hot and she's haunted - what more could you want?
Honestly, not too far off in terms of character accuracy, as Pooh famously does not wear pants.
Sexy Lord Farquad!
In past years we've had Sexy Fiona and Sexy Shrek so it is truly past due for us to get a Sexy Lord Farquad costume... but imagine choosing this?
It took me a few minutes to figure out what character this was supposed to be (Hawaiian Mayhem Babe is the non-copywritten name) but once it clicked, oh how delighted I was!
Every once in a while, Yandy will toss some scraps to the men. Pictured here: some scraps.
The tufts of fur at the tops of the hips are what make it art.
A nice addition to Yandy's scary sexy options, I think! And there's a man version for folks going for a couple's costume:
Okay, maybe this isn't actually Silent Hill - it's probably just supposed to be a Sexy Mummy or something. But I can't tell you because I tried to look up Silent Hill characters on Google images and almost all of them had the little blurred eye, which tells me that is Too Scary For Meg. I am okay being wrong in my wrongness. Sexy Silent Hill Couples Costume, sayeth I.
Knee highs for him, thigh highs for her. You know what is absolutely not included for either of these costumes??? A matching panty.
There is not one universe where this costume doesn't end in a tits ahoy moment. Not one universe.
OMG Ashleigh, so glad you are coming to the party with us. We're all being sexy animals. Katelyn is being a Sexy Cat, Adelyn is being a Sexy Leopard, Brooklynn is being a Sexy Lion, Raelyn is being a Sexy Tiger, Madilynn is being a Sexy Cheetah.... you can be a Sexy Skunk. Sorry, that's all they have left.
Here it is folks: the most absolutely unhinged and hilarous Sexy ____ costume for 2026: literally a prize winning cow! Other companies would have just gone with full body stocking but not our friends at Yandy, no. They said, hold on just one moment! What that Sexy Cow is missing is a pink string bikini, matching coller, and a prize ribbon! Thank you, Yandy. In these uncertain times we rely on you for Sexy ___ costume consistency and you absolutely deliver, year after year.
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